karl's definitions

Hoover

You cum down a girls ass, and then you lick it out and gulp it down.

Man, Hoovers are so wrong.

by Karl November 22, 2003

el toro

i think it's a big ledge in california that people like to skate. don't quote me though. I know for sure that it's a skate spot, but I'm not 100% positive on the location

I heard some kid say something like, "Yeah, I kickflip bluntslid El Toro first try but we didn't get it on tape."

by karl September 9, 2004

breakbeat

1. a rhythm that is broken, syncopated, or abstract. used in funk, jazz, hip-hop, drum 'n' bass, etc
2. a style of music that uses breakbeats. common artists include but are not limited to the chemical brothers, the crystal method, fatboy slim, etc.

8th notes on the hi-hat is assumed here.
o= opened hi-hat
c= closed hi hat
s= snare drum
b= bass drum.
each dash is one 16th rest.

not a break beat:
bco-sco-bco-sco- :|

breakbeats:

b-c-s-csbbs-csb- :|

b-cbs-bscsbbsbo- :|

by karl July 12, 2004

Reamage

When Playing any EA Sports Game, the act of taking it in the ass on every play

I was playing NCAA Football last night; needless to say, there was a lot of reamage.

by Karl October 2, 2002

doien

doien-v-to eat a plate of spegetti while fucking a bagel followed by fucking a donut

1.That sick-ass pervert was doiening all night long.
2.In the bakery there are two bathrooms and one doiening room.

by karl March 26, 2004

shpladdow

(1) Something retarded you exclaim after your roommate announces "yeyeah!"
(2) an exclamation of your profound excitedness at seeing a fine piece of ass.

Teddy enters the house and announces "yeyeah!" In response you exclaim "shpladdow!"

by Karl July 6, 2004

backside

skatebaord terminology - to turn, more specifically, in the direction where after 90 degrees of spinning you are facing backwards, hence, backside.

also refers to the direction you are facing when approaching an obstacle. for example, if you roll up to a curb and it's behind you, any grind that you do on the curb without 180ing into it will be backside (including noseslides and boardslides...)

bs 180 ollies are fun, espesially if you do a sort of 45 to late 135.. its cool.

by karl July 10, 2004