karl's definitions

shpladdow

(1) Something retarded you exclaim after your roommate announces "yeyeah!"
(2) an exclamation of your profound excitedness at seeing a fine piece of ass.

Teddy enters the house and announces "yeyeah!" In response you exclaim "shpladdow!"

by Karl July 6, 2004

Bigsexydan21

Slang for Penis

Why is your bigsexydan21 so small?

by Karl July 30, 2003

smiley man

a stick that saves the day with a big smile

some one who saves the day with a smile

by karl October 8, 2003

zeppelin

A lighter-than-air craft specifically built by Zeppelin Luftschiffbau (pre WW2)or Zeppelin Luftschifftecknik (present day).

A lighter-than-air craft of this type made by any other manufacturer would simply be called a "rigid airship".

Blimps are NOT zeppelins.

Dude, that it one funky zeppelin.

by Karl November 19, 2004

biatchwank

biatch wanker

kris swinbanks

by karl May 13, 2003

flow

Vaginal fluid that is ejected after an orgasm.

Damn! Look at that woman's flow!

That flow could fill a milk jug.

by karl December 31, 2003

religion

religion is the enemy of God. that may have sounded a bit weird, but I define religion as the traditions and rituals (which are often times unessecary) that surround a particular beleif. I personally consider Catholosism to be a religion because they do many activities that are not outlined in the Bible. Religion is a distraction from God.

athiest: are you religious?
guy in question: well, that depends on what you mean by religion. If i say, 'yes' then i become subject to much belittling. If i say no, it would seem as if i do not beleive in god. I'm in a rut!

by karl May 28, 2004