karl's definitions

windows XP

Another piece of sh*t made by microsoft. Who in there right mind would choose this over linux?

Dude, why the hell did u pay for that load of crap?
"I like windows, its easy to use"

by Karl March 14, 2004

a fat

An aussie term for an erection

I saw this chick , man i cracked a fat!

by karl October 16, 2003

holiday nog

When you take a bottle and fill it with your feces and urine to the top. You then tighten down the top, and shake well. Leave the bottle out in the hot sun for a few hours and let it turn into a nice precipitate. Under the cover of night, you take the bottle and chuck it at someone's door or porch, the bottle shatters, and Holiday Nog goes everywhere.

You know that ass down the street? Yeah, well tonight, I'm throwing the Holiday Nog at his front door.

What's that smell? Ah man! Holiday Nog all over my patio!

I took a piss and a shit in a bottle. I plan on making some kickass Holiday Nog.

by Karl March 6, 2004

proboscis weasel

Any of the small creatures that live within the nose. "Boogers" within the nostrils is infact Proboscis Weasel shit. "Snot" in the nose is actually urine from the Proboscis Weasel. They cause no other harm than clogging your nasil passage. You're born with them, you die with them, and they live off of nose hairs that have fallen out.

This damn Proboscis Weasel is giving me so many boogers, it pisses me off!

I've been so busy picking out all the boogers my Proboscis Weasel leaves that I forgot to pick up little Betsy from school.

by Karl March 14, 2004