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slingblade country 

Anytime you have to stop at some weird named town, usually off the interstate traveling between the eastern and western America which is the shithole known as the Mid-West.
Mike: Hey man, we need to stop for gas and I gotta take a piss.
Dave: Shit, alright but do it quick cause we're in slingblade country and I dont wanna get rolled by some redneck that thinks I have a "perrty mouth"
slingblade country by chokeabitch September 23, 2018

dill put 

An individual who is simple minded and slow to the point.
Whacks his head,
"DAGNABBIT, I TOLD YOU NOT TO THAT, YOU KNUCKLEHEADED DILL PUT!"
dill put by Knicknackpattywhack November 19, 2023

Large Professor 

Emcee for the hip hop group, Main Source, and now is an acclaimed hip hop producer and emcee
Large Professor is a great producer and emcee.
Large Professor by Craig April 8, 2005
A male period i.e. a section of time of extreme, unexplainable, moodiness
Sorry I'm so bitchy, I'm having a bit of an elcock today
Elcock by Tom Angell November 24, 2007
Mom - u have new dad
Child-who?
Mom-Samuel
Child-I knew that, classic Samuel
Samuel by Mom smasher November 21, 2021
Usually pressed by Mexican smugglers to evade the border patrol, often seedy, stemy, or in brick form. Very cheap in price, very low in quality and often smells like poop. Back yard boogie, down town dirty brown, black bear, bad bear, schwag schweezy, poop dangle, bag-o-dirt, reggie reg, dirt mcgirt, mean bear,
Surgeons General says: do not smoke schwag for it smells like poop.
Schwag by Mokeythebear January 27, 2007