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Yalindee

The most smart, elegant, and beautiful Asian girl you will find. She is not just hot, she is beautiful. yalindee has eyes so pretty that make people fall in love with her. She's typically a girl who doesn't want to be noticed and doesn't care what other people think, yet every guy wants to be with her, and every girl wants to be her. If you get lucky and marry a yalindee , you better treat her well. If you don't she will get up and gtfo. She always has three guys who like her at one time, but needs a guy with a personality and the endless love . If yalindee ever likes you back, be sure to keep her. yalindee are so picky, they rarely look twice at anyone. She will keep you safe, and will shower you with endless amounts of love. yalindee has two different types of personalities. One when she's around friends and family, and one where she's with people she's not close to. She has two best friends, but is constantly making new ones. yalindee will always make you laugh. Breaking her heart will hurt you more than it will hurt her.
Yalindee is really hot
by Love Hart May 30, 2020
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Glamour Hammer

To get absolutely wasted on expensive gin. Must include lime.
Her: hey, I have an extra lime. Want to have a few gin and tonic?
Me: on a Tuesday afternoon? Hell yea I'm down to get glamour hammered!
by Sunblazer5 November 15, 2018
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foof

The word everybody older than me used instead of "vagina" until I was about sixteen. I still use it now, probably due to force of habit. Even when I'm talking dirty to my missus.
Me: "Does that make your foof feel good?"
Missus: "My what?"
Me: "Too late, anyway."
by The Scandal April 6, 2005
mugGet the foofmug.

Unicorn Magic

When the sex is so majestic and magical.
Kevin came over last night and we made unicorn magic.
by Legitjess July 5, 2016
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Coochie Quest

When a person travels over 5 hours for coochie. On their travels should they expect to obtain coochie is up to the coochie owner.

For a proper coochie quest, the coochie must be wettest of the wet, the owner of said coochie must exude the warmth of the sun and the journey must be difficult enough that it will be a tale of valor among the boys.

Not to be confused with Coochie Sidequest
Old man in a cave: Take this sword as you will need to fight off other simps on your coochie quest. Beware of falling prey to predators known as 5 and below and use your eyes and see that this may not really be worth it. Go for a hometown hottie you dumbass
by legen-waitforit-dairy February 15, 2022
mugGet the Coochie Questmug.

Salhi

A last name, more specifically, mine.
A: Who's that girl ?

B: Oh, it's Sakina Salhi !
by AzeenanJ November 25, 2021
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fake fag

someone who wants to fit in and be like everyone else so is now “bi” or “heteroflexable” all of a sudden without any deliberation or thought. absolute shambles
FAKE FAG: guys... i’m bi

ACTUAL FAG: you literally said you were straight for definite yesterday

FAKE FAG: yeah but i was thinking about it and decided i want to try and be *coughs* be bi

SHY TRANS: *pulls ACTUAL FAG to side* fake fag?

ACTUAL FAG: fake fag * shakes on it*
by uvgotligma July 16, 2019
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