Spaetzle

To have and orgasm, and release a large amount of semen.

I MADE SPAETZLE ALL OVER THE ROOM.

by The Fishssassin May 6, 2018

shower spaetzle

The act of masturbating in a hot shower and upon ejaculating, the load is transformed into a spaetzle like substance that clogs the shower drain.

John had titties flashed at him at the Mizway bar and loaded that image into the spank bank so he could make shower spaetzle in the morning.

by GuzziJoej1971 November 30, 2013

spätzle

A Southern German variant of pasta, also known as, the best item of food in Germany and virtually, the entire planet. Anyone who has tried it, and dislikes it, is a braindead simp.

Spätzle ist lecker, oder?
Nein alter, es ist absolut scheiß.
Hat jemand eine pistole?

Translation:

Spätzle is nice, isn't it?
No man, it's absolute shit.
Does anyone have a gun?

by GamRi March 1, 2020

Spaezzled

Adjective; (pronounced Pa-zaz-old)
1. One’s personality with some added flair

2. 10 times more personality than usual

I am feeling quite spaezzled today after that exciting idea I came up with.

by OgreMan92 March 26, 2025