karl's definitions

religion

religion is the enemy of God. that may have sounded a bit weird, but I define religion as the traditions and rituals (which are often times unessecary) that surround a particular beleif. I personally consider Catholosism to be a religion because they do many activities that are not outlined in the Bible. Religion is a distraction from God.

athiest: are you religious?
guy in question: well, that depends on what you mean by religion. If i say, 'yes' then i become subject to much belittling. If i say no, it would seem as if i do not beleive in god. I'm in a rut!

by karl May 28, 2004

shomit

The substance made when dogs (or anyone I guess) eat shit and then procede to vomit or thow it up all over the place.

Dude your dog just shomit on the carpet!

by Karl June 8, 2004

Hot Karl

Having anal marmalade ooze into your mouth

After receiving a hot karl, food tastes better

by karl March 17, 2003

holiday nog

When you take a bottle and fill it with your feces and urine to the top. You then tighten down the top, and shake well. Leave the bottle out in the hot sun for a few hours and let it turn into a nice precipitate. Under the cover of night, you take the bottle and chuck it at someone's door or porch, the bottle shatters, and Holiday Nog goes everywhere.

You know that ass down the street? Yeah, well tonight, I'm throwing the Holiday Nog at his front door.

What's that smell? Ah man! Holiday Nog all over my patio!

I took a piss and a shit in a bottle. I plan on making some kickass Holiday Nog.

by Karl March 6, 2004

a fat

An aussie term for an erection

I saw this chick , man i cracked a fat!

by karl October 16, 2003

supersaw

a saw that is really super. it has like, a huge diamond blade on it and it cuts through basically anything. anything.

i've never really heard the term "supersaw" in reference to electronic music production... i think that guy just made it up, considering that most synths nowadays have two oscillators that can be detuned by 50cents and a envelope controlled filter and amplifier you can basically make the supposedly elusive and magestic "supersaw" waveform with any modern synth, and probably most vintage ones that are about 20 years old.

by karl August 10, 2004

chilax

(slang)for chill out and relax

for some one who uses lots of slang

by karl October 8, 2003