karl's definitions

holiday nog

When you take a bottle and fill it with your feces and urine to the top. You then tighten down the top, and shake well. Leave the bottle out in the hot sun for a few hours and let it turn into a nice precipitate. Under the cover of night, you take the bottle and chuck it at someone's door or porch, the bottle shatters, and Holiday Nog goes everywhere.

You know that ass down the street? Yeah, well tonight, I'm throwing the Holiday Nog at his front door.

What's that smell? Ah man! Holiday Nog all over my patio!

I took a piss and a shit in a bottle. I plan on making some kickass Holiday Nog.

by Karl March 6, 2004

mute

skateboard terminology - a grab trick where your front hand goes around your front knee and grabs on the toe-rail of the board, in between your feet. pretty cool. invented by a guy whos name escapes me, but i do know that he was infact, mute.

the 900 by tony hawk is a mute bs 900.

by karl July 10, 2004

nark

ok. a nark can eather be someone who tells the cops that you got drugs or a nark can be some looser.

you see that simpsons episode where homer tries to be a hippi? he called marge a Nark?

and, in the movie Goodfellas the guy gets busted for having all that spank buy a bunch of narks.

by Karl March 6, 2003

All Totaly

Any one situation where you are at loss for words or phrases prior to any act about to be committed.

"Dude... let's get all totaly!"

by Karl November 11, 2003

paloshi

A master of the fitness routine called "Palosh", a mix between kung fu and pilates.

"wow that yoshi guy is a real paloshi, ive never seen one before."

by Karl September 5, 2004

man foam

The foamy mixture of a mans skeet juice and a womans cum.

" My woman loves to guzzle my man foam in her mouth."

by karl May 13, 2005

shinner

skateboard slang - when the skateboard hits you in the shin... usually not a big deal but hurts like you-know-what for a few minutes. imagine if someone just walked up to you and whacked your shin with the edge of a skateboard... it ain't fun, and it leaves a big purple mark on your leg. after 4 or so years of skating your legs should look like cobblestones, but its all good cause now you are a good skater.

i was just trying a 360-flip and got a mad shinner... it got better pretty quick though.

by karl July 10, 2004