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nurff

Used to express ones self when excited, pleasured, being pleasured, frustrated, annoyed, temporarily retarded, or when under the influence of narcotics.

History: Originally created by the mind of an adolecent who habitually smokes marajauna; to which he creates odd words to express himself in a truly unique way.
"toooof, nurff, chava chava!!!"
"Aaron shut the hell up dude."
by Karl November 1, 2004
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jeyes

"yes" uttered with the accent of an testosterone-filled, hairy-chested, hairy, antonio banderas / don juan type of spaniard.
keane: i'm going to give you my copy of the Milli Vanilli album.

Jon: JEYESSSSS!!!
by karl October 30, 2004
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el toro

i think it's a big ledge in california that people like to skate. don't quote me though. I know for sure that it's a skate spot, but I'm not 100% positive on the location
I heard some kid say something like, "Yeah, I kickflip bluntslid El Toro first try but we didn't get it on tape."
by karl September 9, 2004
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paloshi

A master of the fitness routine called "Palosh", a mix between kung fu and pilates.
"wow that yoshi guy is a real paloshi, ive never seen one before."
by Karl September 5, 2004
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303

shorthand/abbreviation for the Roland TB-303 Bassline Synthesizer. Probably the most sought after synthesizer ever, except for maybe the 909. The machine is responsible for an entire genre of electronic music known as Acid (AKA acid house, acid techno).

At first glance, the synth looks less than mediocre. They're small, and usually they aren't in great condition because theyre so old (1982-1983). It was originally designed to sound like an actual bass guitar and replace a bass player in a band, but it didn't really do that too well. The sequencer is a pain to program, and you'd be wasting the rest of the possible sound spectrum if you wanted it to just sound like a bass guitar.

It became popular by using the accent function on certain notes, and tweaking the filter and the accent knob while it plays, creating really squelchy and random sounding effects.

Nowadays, their price can range from around $800 to $1500. There are emulators and clones, but purists say that only a 303 is a 303.
If you own a TB-303 and you aren't into Acid (the music of course) then you have two options. No, you can's use it as a paperweight, although if it is broken you can do that. (who wouldn't want a paperweight that says "computer controlled" on it?)

1. Get yourself a drum machine (909) and start making acid music.

or (and i'd much rather you choose this instead of choice #1)

2. Sell it to me, in which case you can forget about the price range that is listed above, and I'll take it off your hands for $50.
by karl August 11, 2004
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supersaw

a saw that is really super. it has like, a huge diamond blade on it and it cuts through basically anything. anything.
i've never really heard the term "supersaw" in reference to electronic music production... i think that guy just made it up, considering that most synths nowadays have two oscillators that can be detuned by 50cents and a envelope controlled filter and amplifier you can basically make the supposedly elusive and magestic "supersaw" waveform with any modern synth, and probably most vintage ones that are about 20 years old.
by karl August 10, 2004
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skateboarder

one who rides a skateboard and has fun doing it. skaters can be any kind of person; punk, prep, jock, criminal, nerd... whatever. skateboarding has room for all kinds of people, and most of us won't discriminate based on anything but your love for skateboarding.

however, since skateboarding has recently rocketed in popularity, it has now become 'cool'. so now, you have to deal with those who are only doing it to be 'cool'. these people are not really skateboarders.

if you are the other kind of skater (the for real one, and you know who you are) i have some words of wisdom for you. when you get kicked out of a skatespot, don't mouth off to the cops no matter how much of an idiot they really are. if skaters want to get accepted in todays world (which seems impossible right now) then we need to act like civilized people. if thats how we act, that's how we'll be treated, which means less getting kicked out of skate spots and more riding of the skateboard.
skateboarders are usually non-competative people, because competition in skateboarding is fairly low-key; its not really taken seriously. ESPN tried to make it into some dramatic rivalry between the top skaters when in fact they are all friends just goofing around. there's no hating.
by karl July 29, 2004
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