karl's definitions

doien

doien-v-to eat a plate of spegetti while fucking a bagel followed by fucking a donut

1.That sick-ass pervert was doiening all night long.
2.In the bakery there are two bathrooms and one doiening room.

by karl March 26, 2004

Bigsexydan21

Slang for Penis

Why is your bigsexydan21 so small?

by Karl July 30, 2003

kaerl

Karl Zdrenka a normal name with a normal purpose

oftern used by undereducated chavs who cant speak

by Karl April 6, 2005

tit fucking

To Fuck A Girls tits

I Titty fucked chelsea last night

by Karl March 21, 2003

neopolitan

To give it to her in all three holes from back to front (while mentstrating for the cherry effect)

Touch 'em all -- I gave her the neopolitan last night!

by Karl December 19, 2006

religion

religion is the enemy of God. that may have sounded a bit weird, but I define religion as the traditions and rituals (which are often times unessecary) that surround a particular beleif. I personally consider Catholosism to be a religion because they do many activities that are not outlined in the Bible. Religion is a distraction from God.

athiest: are you religious?
guy in question: well, that depends on what you mean by religion. If i say, 'yes' then i become subject to much belittling. If i say no, it would seem as if i do not beleive in god. I'm in a rut!

by karl May 28, 2004

new Canaan

home to alll the rams who wish they were d-baggers.

d- baggers stink!!!!!!!!!!1

by Karl April 5, 2005