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Gaffled

A adjective for anything beat up,nasty,played out,fell out the ugly tree,...displeasing to the eye really.
Sound it out...Ga ff led..now look at your self in the mirror while you say it.. That's the look. Damn,Gaffled aren't ya?
by Jacob June 7, 2004
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japolac

refering to one of complete transgender values. Used when refering to one who has no means of telling apart men and women.
OMG! Johhny is a Japolock because he fucks guys and girls!
by Jacob April 8, 2003
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dingle bat

The word "dingle bat" was created by me. Dingle Bat is reciognized to have three definitions;
1. A bat with one wing
2. A person who talks too much and has nothing important to say
3. Someone with an utterly annoying voice that makes you want to shoot them to bloody death.
1. I saw a dingle bat fall out of a tree the other night.
2. Greg talks a whole bunch, but really has nothing important to say; he's a real dingle bat.
3. Leah has a really shrill and annoying voice, which makes her a dingle bat.
by jacob December 21, 2004
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dyar

A knucklehead mcspazmitron that thinks hip-hop and rap are the same thing. He also thinks his MP3 player is the shit.
You think rap and hip-hop are the same thing? You're SUCH a Dyar!!!
by Jacob April 22, 2005
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y'all

Southern 2nd person plural pronoun. Most concise and easily distinguished. Despite the assurance of some emails that have been passing around, "y'all" is plural. Only an absolute idiot would use it as a singular pronoun.
Where are y'all going?
by Jacob August 11, 2004
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Ass grease

Ya know that slick feeling you get between your ass checks when you let a wet fart, And you think that you need to wipe.
There another shot of ass grease
by Jacob January 13, 2004
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SMU

private school in Dallas filled with snobby, rich kids who alue their life on their material possessions and obsess over attire and transportation....
That girl is so SMU, she drives a BMW, is carrying a Louis Vuitton purse, and only got in because her dad paid for that building.
by Jacob December 2, 2003
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