standards

a type of cannabis that has been dried or cured incorrectly, or has just been harvested at the wrong time. often weed that has been grown by someone inexperienced who doesn't understand the drying and curing stage, looking for a quick sale after harvest . generally not wanted by smokers and considered fairly wet, and a last resort.

can be determined by a distinctive stan like smell and not looking as nice as peng, term commonly used in the Herefordshire area and surrounding county's

do you want any bud

yeah! what is it ?

standards

nah stan is cack

mate, it gets you stoned, big deals, its mid grade

just no..

by anonymous bo March 24, 2011

standards

either a good thing or bad most people use it when talking about wethier someone is fit or not.

girl 1: what you fink of him?
girl 2: err standards!

by abii and andy February 06, 2009

standard

a word to describe something which goes without saying.

"whas gwanin, u cotchin at leons tonight?"

"course, u bringin some herb?"

"standard"

by roxxor February 19, 2004

Standard

A term used to describe something that is so ordinary and expected to be like that, no one should expect otherwise.

Taz: I may be about 3 hours late to our 1 hour date.... So I may not actually make it at all.

Me: standard

by Ziceless October 14, 2016

standard

assumed. part of the natural way of things. the way things have always been.

rob: did you bring a girl back to your room last night?

me: yeah, dawg.

rob: did you get her in bed?

me: standard

by mark April 30, 2003

standard

a word that is used in many parts of the UK specifically manchester, it is used usually as a response to something good, or used like the word 'fit' to describe an attractive person, also it can be used to describe something good like a football match score or computer game

john: 'hey look at her'
james' standard !!!'

or

jason ' omfg we won the game'
aja ' standard mate'

by fuckinstandard June 06, 2011

Standards

1) An illusion(s) or a figment of the imagination created in order to prevent you from getting laid.

2) A shallow state of mind that could result in not getting laid and or a cock block of ones bro(s). This is state of mind that should be ignored and disregarded at all cost.

Dan: "I don't know if I can fuck her she's pretty ugly"
Steve: "Oh Dan you're not gonna score with standards, so what if she's bigger than a bus."

by TheGlueGunner June 13, 2011