99 definitions by Jacob

sleep

The closest way to experience death without actually dying. Seemingly nothing exists while you are asleep, except when you dream.

I dont even remember when I fell asleep. I just all of the sudden woke up and its morning.

by Jacob February 25, 2006

An abbreviation for the word "you" which is easier to type especially if you are text messaging over a mobile device

by Jacob November 12, 2003

Hey philosophister, come bring me a drink and eggs.

by Jacob March 15, 2005

I was trying to get my jesus on when i suddenly noticed that the priest had man boobs

by Jacob June 25, 2004

The act of spreading peanut butter on one's scrodum and then sending your dog to lick it off

Sean:Don't listen to him he goes to a sped teacher named Vangie!
Bryce:Hey sean, don't make me give you a Nupee pu!

by Jacob April 30, 2004

To stab somebody really hard, multiple times, and as fast as possible, with your penis.

If you goat her, that'll put her in place.

by Jacob August 5, 2003

short for moron. used by pecker necks with no life.

Dang it mehn, he's a mora!

by Jacob September 10, 2003