wizard

A 30 year old virgin
Man that dude is a total wizard
by I sell babys September 06, 2017
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A 30-something year old man child with questionable mental stability, often a virgin, who lives in his parent's basement and spends a large amount of his time on the internet arguing with strangers and playing fantasy games.
Kylie's older brother, a wizard, always hung out in the basement and chased anyone who got too close to his lair.
by truethough$ June 29, 2019
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To grab the air around your lower regions after farting, bring the hand full of farty air up to your face, and blow it whimsically into someone else's face, as if blowing fairy dust. Most effective when making creepy wizard-like faces.
"Dude, I ripped one while driving over here and Brandon start whining about it, so I gave him the wizard."
by joe rp December 04, 2007
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A person who does and says stupid and goofy things
Yo get away from me u wizard
by Mo-Blaze March 15, 2007
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wizard is "troldmand" on danish. And is a joint containing hash and weed...
"Lad os lige fyre den der troldmand og blive FUUUUUCKD"
by KeyserNitro April 07, 2005
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one who does not think through or foresee the consequences of an action, with disaterous results.
your sucha wizard.
by dan and ben February 09, 2003
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An exclamation of joy, similar to "cool" or "great." Origens are unknown, but it is featured heavily in the book, "Lord of the Flies."
"We can use Piggy's specs to make a fire!"
"Wizard!"
by Jonathan Nardolilli June 05, 2006
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