99 definitions by Jacob

Etnies

Horrible Shoes that only posers and girls that no nothing about skateboarding and wear them because they think that makes them "skaters". Well guess what it doesn't.

Poser: DOOD I GOT THESE SWEET ETNIES LAST NIGHT!!!!ONE!!!
Real skateboarder: Etnies are stupid and only posers wear them, besides they're all the same besides the color.

by Jacob January 31, 2005

Ass grease

Ya know that slick feeling you get between your ass checks when you let a wet fart, And you think that you need to wipe.

There another shot of ass grease

by Jacob January 13, 2004

rink

To rink means to decide not to do your work after work.

I had an eight-hour day at the daily grind, i'll just rink when I get home.

by Jacob January 14, 2005

plitz

Plitz means to make out when someone's parents are in the house, so you're kind of cautious.

Don't let me and your mother catch you and that slut plitz ever again!

by Jacob December 22, 2004

fogres

Ogres who are found in france

the fogres took over england.

by Jacob March 23, 2005

chunder

The played out..riddin all day part of the mountain when your sking or snowboarding.Generally consisting of small to huge chunks of ice,sluff,or just beat up snow.

Shit..I would've stomped that if it wasn't for all the chunder in the landing

by Jacob June 8, 2004

Triton Eye

The Triton Eye is a disease caused by being around ugly girls at UCSD too long and your standards for what is attractive is lowered extremely.

9 out of 10 girls in San Diego are hot. But that 10th girl. . .goes to UCSD.

by Jacob May 5, 2005