Jacob's definitions

Daytime Insomnia

1. One result of procrastination.

2. A type of behavior performed during daylight hours marked by extreme procrastination. It is characterized by the shuffling around one's house or dorm for many hours in search of meaningless activities with unnaturally short durations (e.g. getting a drink of water or eating chocolates every five minutes, watching the television, listening to music, or playing a game all for five minutes yet in ten minute intervals). Such behavior is caused by the ever-present threat of doing work and the fear that committment to any other activity might preclude one from performing the said assignment or studying. All actions are results of cognitive processes which derive from a mild form of schizophrenia.

(Nick's mental process): Peanuts. I love peanuts. *eats peanuts*. I need water. No, you need to start the assignment, now!. I don't want to start the assignment yet, though. *drinks water* I will eat some more peanuts. *eats peanuts*

by Jacob February 13, 2005

Shreevey Beave

a chemistry teacher at PBCC, who is not great, but in fact simply better than dr. kreiger

Shreevey Beave, SHREEVEY BEAVE...Shreevey Beave, Shreevey Beave...Kreiger is an asshole, Shreevey Beave

by jacob October 27, 2004

whoody doo

1) An exclamation along the lines of woohoo and yahoo.
2) Replaces "whatever" or "I dont care" in a sentence.

Whoody doo! I just won the lottery!

*to the teacher* I didn't do my homework, whoody doo.

by Jacob September 11, 2003

Sannibel

Sannibel is is very fun person. She is very strong and confident. She is a very sweet, caring and fun to be around. She is very funny and laughs a lot.

Hi Sannibel!

by Jacob November 8, 2019

six-down

Refering to police officers po-po,pigs,five-o ect. The old style six shot police .357 magnum or the like in a holster, hence the bullets are six in quanity and facing down.

Six-down fool, run!

by jacob November 14, 2003

Kazaa bitch

Just as it says, a Kazaa Bitch is someone who downloads way too much from Kazaa. Can also be used for Alltheweb.com (Alltheweb bitch) and various other downloading means.

hey im downloading music cuz im a cheap ass white boi who wants to get slapped with a law suit

by Jacob May 21, 2004

flitz

Flitz means to make out when other people are around.

She and I flitzed at Sam's party until we had to leave.

by jacob December 22, 2004