gnostic3's definitions

drippppy

adj. Aussie term for having an STD associated with a voluminous foul discharge. Usually used to avoid admitting one has an STD.

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G'day dinkums my kuddly koala. Sorry I haven't seen you much: I've been a bit drippppy lately.

Why so many "p"s?

Bloody mucosal irritation causes bladder spasms , mate.

by gnostic3 November 22, 2022

mouth sweat

n. Excessive drooling, usually induced by delightful cooking aromas, physiological excitation, or Pavlovian chimes. Sometimes a precursor to forceful vomiting.

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I can feel the mouth sweat coming! Somebody fetch me a bucket!

by gnostic3 May 11, 2018

socc-her

n. Exciting version of soccer played by females. Gaining popularity as the world realizes and accepts that sports can be played in an interesting fashion by non-testiculated people.

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Want to watch some boring NFL game?

No chance. There is some live socc-her down at the park! Them girrrllzz is rad!

by gnostic3 July 3, 2019

djokovictory

n. Any underserved win that comes with unpleasant consequences or sets a dangerous precedent.

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There’s a good chance Prince Andrew’s money will buy him a djokovictory in his court case.

by gnostic3 January 13, 2022

icenado

n. Winter snowy blizzard with added components of freezing rain and extreme winds.

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Dude! Your new skidboard moves down the ramp like an icenado. Totally zip.

by gnostic3 December 28, 2022

duner

n. Generally bewildered person, like Jim Morrison, who thinks the empty arid desert, and the wrinkled folk stuck living there, hold the answers to all the mysteries of life.

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Old one! I beseech you. Reveal the truths of the mesquite to me.

Another duner. If we knew the secrets of life do you think we would be dying of dehydration in an admittedly-gorgeous slot canyon?

by gnostic3 January 4, 2022

barning

v. Doing any work in a barn or other outbuilding on a farm. Often used by people new to the rural life.

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Gotta get up early to plow the lower forty; then I got some barning to get after.

by gnostic3 March 20, 2021