gnostic3's definitions

greening

v. Being a caring steward of the planet, a lover of unspoiled terrain, a freaking hippie.

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Where’s Jerome? Greening over at the pipeline protest? I just detailed his hummer and I needs my money.

by gnostic3 March 17, 2019

chauvinism

n. Choking someone.

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Stop! We have already seen far too much chauvinism.

by gnostic3 June 3, 2020

dwank

adj. Totally incoherent due to a lack of sleep.

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You should not be doing heart surgery when you are dwank:; nor should you be running the country.

by gnostic3 November 21, 2019

poopocalypse

n. Catastrophic spillage of feces. Often involves splatters on walls and ceilings during diaper changes and results in liberal swearing, heavy drinking, vows of celibacy etc.

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Go to sleep Delano. Mommy is going to drink wine until she forgets your latest poopocalypse.

by gnostic3 March 7, 2015

bracketter

n. Person who spends his life developing strategies to solve complex fantasy-world puzzles while ignoring the real problems abounding on all sides.

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If Kenney wasn’t such a bracketter he could have solved some of our problems by now.

by gnostic3 March 19, 2022

Putin on the Blitz-krieg

song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.

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Play “Putin on the Blitz-krieg” with your few remaining fingers.

by gnostic3 March 2, 2022

toffle

n. Minor verbal or physical interaction with bystanders, hotdog vendor carts, policemen etc whilst skateboarding.

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What up Seymour? Living the dream?

Totally Pleasantville. Bit of a toffle with a mime troupe. Oh, and I think I broke my leg.

by gnostic3 October 28, 2022