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blinky

n. Very brief nap. Shorter than a nappy.

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What a tedious briefing on the Mideast or whatever. I need a blinky before the State of the Union address.

A nappy would be more useful.
by gnostic3 January 12, 2022
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corner girl

n. Prostitute.

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Hey! You a corner girl or just a Miley Cyrus fan?
by gnostic3 March 18, 2019
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trampage

n. A wildly chaotic event in which hobos destroy the structures and creatures surrounding them. Often on a Tuesday.

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What happened here? Some sort of anarchistic melee?

Trampage. Mindless trampage.
by gnostic3 October 25, 2022
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japaknees

n. Inflammatory joint condition caused by far too much hiking in the Japanese mountains or walking between shrines.

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I'd love to come to the rugby match Yestin but I'm having trouble with my japaknees.
by gnostic3 October 11, 2019
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ear witness

n. Person who heard something important related to a crime.

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Why you all dressed up?

Got to go down the courthouse. I heard seven gunshots outside the liquor store last week so now I'm an ear witness.

They know you can't count, right?
by gnostic3 October 27, 2014
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drifter

n. Continent that wanders on the tectonic lava beneath earth’s surface.

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Drifters have been responsible for most of the world’s upheavals.

I hear that. Someone should do something.
by gnostic3 October 13, 2019
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hoalie

n. Hockey netminder of dubious quality.

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Why have the Oilers signed another hoalie?
by gnostic3 July 5, 2023
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