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walz

n. The emotional barriers that surround us and prevent enjoyable interactions.

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The walz! I feel the walz closing in!I need to break free from this prison that surrounds me!

Remonstrate much?
by gnostic3 March 16, 2021
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untruss

v. To free a region from the ensnaring tentacles of an unwanted, generally useless politician, parent etc.

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The environmentally destructive madness has gone on long enough. It’s time to untruss Alberta.
by gnostic3 October 25, 2022
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meeting Kim

v. Avoiding real work or important issues by attending a photo-op disguised as a pointless meeting with a feel-good premise.

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I would love to come to the council session where my dismissal is being discussed but I will be meeting Kim this evening. I ‘m told there will be cake.
by gnostic3 July 3, 2019
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rockery

n. Gathering place for aging bands that play hard-edged music. Usually a permanent venue such as a pub or theatre rather than an arena or grassy knoll where a festival takes place. Often used satiricly.

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Dude! Let's meander down to the rockery and laugh at the old fogeys. Be sure to bring your earplugs.

What?
by gnostic3 July 31, 2016
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wavicle

n. Physics term which replaces wave and particle when solving the apparent paradox in the duality of matter, energy, and everything.

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Light is composed of wavicles my friend. Not photons, and not waves. Wavicles. They can interfere with themselves after travelling independently through adjacent slits.
by gnostic3 March 13, 2024
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golfish

adj. A term describing any golf-like event that is desperately attempting to pump up interest in golf.

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I’d watch Tiger Woods driving balls off John Daly’s belly, but it isn’t golf.

No, but it is golfish.
by gnostic3 August 29, 2022
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trumple

The act of presenting a prejudiced opinion with mindless swagger.

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Boy, that Mussolini knew how to trumple an opponent.
by gnostic3 July 30, 2016
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