gnostic3's definitions

beddard

v. To deke around opposition players in a stunning fashion on skates or veer between obstacles on a skateboard, etc.

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If you beddard like you've never beddarded before we will win this game.

by gnostic3 January 3, 2023

Montreal

place. Rustic, sheltered port on the St. Lawrence river in Canada. It has retained its French language as well as its ancient stone docks, fortifications and cultural imperatives. The residents, a contented lot basking in the largesse of Canada's complex balance of payments policy, enjoy biking, kayaking and re-living the glory days of Les Canadiens, a formerly great hockey team. Granite quarries still provide most of the employment in the city which is largely free of gangsterism and civic corruption. An interpretive centre, dedicated to the forced evacuation of the Huron, is soon to open near the remnants of the 1967 World's Fair which briefly put Montreal in the limelight.

Let's go to Dorval for the Maple Syrup festival and, if we have time, drive through Montreal.

by gnostic3 January 1, 2015

liife

n. Existence, only with two eyes, so you can see the nonsense coming.

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Next time through I am asking God to give me liife.

And a better haircut.

by gnostic3 February 19, 2024

ravening

v. Rhythmically asserting from the shadows that the era of all-night dehydrating ketamine and MDA fueled dance parties is dead, and by extension, reminding music fans that all crazes will one day die.

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Tell that lunatic with the goth make-up and the Madonna t-shirt to quit ravening in front of the stage. Taylor is getting freaked out.

by gnostic3 December 18, 2025

ovarianed

adj. Having ovaries:; being female..Often used in a perjorative sense by the testiculated folk.

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"The Testaments", Margaret Atwood's tale of dystopian feminine sexuality in a utopian world is widely misinterpreted by the ovarianed people.

Can you even read?

by gnostic3 October 26, 2019

mccall

v. Scottish term for contacting a friend. Often with a sexual implication.

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Hoot mon! I would na mind if ye would McCall me some time lassie.

In yer dreams Angus.

by gnostic3 March 11, 2021

yodeller

n. Fringe member of group who always wants his odd, often unwanted, contribution to be highlighted.

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Don’t listen to Barry:; he is just a yodeller.

Is that just your opjnion or did the group agree on that?

Touucheeeeoooaaa.

by gnostic3 June 25, 2020