gnostic3's definitions

Nude Year’s Eve

n. Pretty, unclothed, woman ready to party in the coming Eden that will be the future. Usually drunk.

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Any plans for tonight? Watching a large ball drop perhaps? Perhaps two?

Not me. I am going to be the Nude Year’s Eve Watch out world! HoooooYahhh!

Okay. Well. Be safe.

by gnostic3 January 1, 2020

terribull

n. Any false explanation for a late report, missing cash, pregnancy etc. Usually said with an ironic sympathetic nod.

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So then there was this big crash, see,and like the heavens totally opened up and some big voice was all, "Judy! You is the chosen one! You be having my holy chile." So I said, " But I don't wants to be pregnant. I got school to finish! " ( sobs uncontrollably)

That's terribull. Let me get you a kleenex.

by gnostic3 August 4, 2016

duffy

n. Somewhat dim person who doesn't know the location of his home or office or have the ability to understand simple rules.

You are such a duffy. I told you twice already. You work at the big grey building overlooking the Ottawa river.

by gnostic3 September 23, 2015

pigloo

n. Snow cave created by a wild boar in Canada.

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Is that a pigloo in your yard?

No. It’s my new, somewhat pathetic, man cave. Want to come in for a beer?

by gnostic3 December 21, 2019

corner girl

n. Prostitute.

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Hey! You a corner girl or just a Miley Cyrus fan?

by gnostic3 March 18, 2019

bi-den

n. Room that is kind of a man-cave and kind of an artsy/sewing room.

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If you need me and Bruce we’ll be down in the bi-den, making NFL throw cushions.

by gnostic3 February 15, 2021

wooly bagger

n. Aussie term for a crooked politician.

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Reckon that Trump bloke is the sort of wooly bagger that would try to sell a drover his own kipbuck.

Too right mate.

by gnostic3 December 21, 2019