gnostic3's definitions

ad-mire

n. A deep black sticky morass of adverts.

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The Superbowl broadcast is becoming a total ad-mire.

by gnostic3 March 21, 2024

eating ravens

v. Aussie expression for being hungover.

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Proper bang storm last night in Perth jBruce. Feel like I’m eating ravens.

Too right mate. Thought the woomera was never going to close.

Sorry? What does that even mean?

by gnostic3 December 4, 2019

helleau

n. Perfume conveying a whiff of Hades. Used in Australia as a warning of impending danger.

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Cricket mate! Watch your bleeding stride. You’re not circumcising a wallaby in Perth now. One more step toward that croc and you’ll be getting a good whiff of helleau.

by gnostic3 December 21, 2021

New York

place. Delightful city built on repurposed islands saved from a lonely existence by hardy entrepreeurs. Home to many sports clubs who have seen better times New York is now home to many museums and more lithe actors than is healthy.

New York is not a national park. Build something! Sing and dance! Dunk Be a star!

by gnostic3 November 20, 2019

niched

v. Placed into a slot, category or niche: usually by a domineering society.

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Dude! You keep going to school and you are going to end up totally niched.

by gnostic3 January 30, 2018

parking

v. Hiking through a variety of tough but beautiful National Parks in succession without bathing. A brief slut wipe now and again is, of course, acceptable.

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Kayley and I and her fiancee were engaged in some very hot parking last week.

Do tell. Did you happen to take any photos?

Hundreds!

by gnostic3 May 11, 2024

robos

n. Redundant, aged, or otherwise unemployed AI machinery. Frequently robos can be found sharing a can of grease out by the railroad tracks.

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I pity the robos who will never write another essay.

by gnostic3 July 9, 2023