gnostic3's definitions

donalding

v. Boldly stating that your lie was a part of a complex scheme to demonstrate how gullible the press, and the public can be.

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Hey bro! Nice soccer game! I guess your tweet last week about sharks devouring your legs was just a lie.

No. I was donalding, and you and the rest were naive enough to believe it. Fools!

No one believed it man. You were in Idaho all week. Pretty sharkless. And CNN had film of you teaching tap dancing.

Fake news! Liars! Gullible fact-tramps.

by gnostic3 June 25, 2017

herdle

n. Aussie game in which blindfolded sheep drovers try to guess the breed of sheep they are shagging.

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Bruce is becoming a proper herdle expert. Scored a two yesterday, and that was with a bloody wombat.

by gnostic3 August 19, 2022

purse-smacking

v. Any punishment or retaliation meted out by a woman who feels slighted or harmed. It can be a verbal, emotional or physical response but is generally rapidly administered.

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If Trump disses Hillary one more time he is going to engender a terrific purse-smacking.

by gnostic3 August 4, 2016

rockery

n. Gathering place for aging bands that play hard-edged music. Usually a permanent venue such as a pub or theatre rather than an arena or grassy knoll where a festival takes place. Often used satiricly.

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Dude! Let's meander down to the rockery and laugh at the old fogeys. Be sure to bring your earplugs.

What?

by gnostic3 July 31, 2016

untruss

v. To free a region from the ensnaring tentacles of an unwanted, generally useless politician, parent etc.

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The environmentally destructive madness has gone on long enough. It’s time to untruss Alberta.

by gnostic3 October 25, 2022

meeting Kim

v. Avoiding real work or important issues by attending a photo-op disguised as a pointless meeting with a feel-good premise.

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I would love to come to the council session where my dismissal is being discussed but I will be meeting Kim this evening. I ‘m told there will be cake.

by gnostic3 July 3, 2019

walz

n. The emotional barriers that surround us and prevent enjoyable interactions.

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The walz! I feel the walz closing in!I need to break free from this prison that surrounds me!

Remonstrate much?

by gnostic3 March 16, 2021