gnostic3's definitions

jaggering

v. Chaotically lunging about a stage trying to recreate the magic of the past. Done by aging singers, politicians, tycoons etc.

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Why are Trump and Biden still jaggering? Give it a rest men.

by gnostic3 May 11, 2024

merdawg

n. Ultracool way intelligent transgenic animal created in a lab by splicing together a merman and a dog, although some are created on sandy beaches when the moonlight is magical. Able to breathe underwater, rescue drowning babies, find undersea pirate treasure, and destroy evil ocean polluters.

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Aaarrgg! Where be my golden treasure? Curse that overly cute merdawg!

by gnostic3 March 24, 2022

penalty shots

n. Any badly-flawed, pointlessly disappointing method of deciding a winner or providing an outcome to a conflict.

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Looks like this Ukrainian

war is going to come down to penalty shots.

by gnostic3 November 21, 2022

maradonair

n. Person who has fallen from god-like stature to normalacy through over-indulgence in the pleasures of life.

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How long before Ronaldo becomes a maradonair? Weeks? Days?

by gnostic3 December 19, 2022

A.T.

n. After Trump. The era following the departure of TheDonald. A time of reflection.A time of gaiety. A time of mourning.

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There was much time given to serious thought in the years A.T.

by gnostic3 December 24, 2020

TheTom

n. A saintly figure who heals the sick with his serum and provides middling entertainment.

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TheTom is going to play Jesus next summer when His serum has cured us all.

Bet He beats Him.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

governor's call

n. A last hope of salvation from a dreadful end. Originally a last-minute reprieve from an execution but now a generic term.

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The election Tuesday may ruin America no matter who wins.

Yeah. The only thing that can save us now is a governor's call.

And just who would the "governor" be in this case?

I do not know. God? George Washington? Putin? I am not a Poli-Sci major.

by gnostic3 November 6, 2016