gnostic3's definitions

cancel the juniors

v. Throw in the towel ; give in to the inevitable.

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Captain Kenney! The water is pouring in everywhere and rabid rats are devouring the crew. Can we abandon ship? It’s the only intelligent action.

Full speed ahead. I am not about to cancel the juniors.

by gnostic3 December 29, 2021

senatorial impartiality

adj. A somewhat magical quality once abundant in America but which, like the buffalo and entertaining broadcast TV, is now seldom seen.

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Unicorn horns and senatorial impartiality do not exist! And I am a bit suspicious of this Tooth Fairy.

by gnostic3 January 21, 2020

vaticant

n. A mythical centre of negative religiosity. A beacon of despair for atheists.

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What up? The Vatican has cancelled Easter.

Sounds more like something the vaticant would do.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2020

wallabeer

n. Aussie term for foul cheap malt liquor with high alcohol content.

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G’day Bruce! Come out the scorcho for a mo’ my son and down a wallabeer, unless those Perth dinkums have turned you against God’s own beverage.

by gnostic3 October 28, 2022

pokal anaesthetic

n. Freezing or numbing drug given via injection with a pointy needle rather than inhalation.

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I hope my dentist doesn't use that pokal anaesthetic stuff. It makes me slobberate for hours.

by gnostic3 January 6, 2023

dysdoffia

n. Neurologic condition in which the ability to undress is impaired.

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Why is that surgeon wandering down the hallway with a dirty OR gown over his head?

He has a touch of dysdoffia.

by gnostic3 September 5, 2020

plus Juan

n. Extra person included on a Mexican wedding invitation.

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Have you met Kara? She’s my plus Juan tonight.

En tus suenos gringo.

by gnostic3 November 7, 2022