gnostic3's definitions

johnson

v. To stomp about in a self-aggrandizing manner and destroy centuries of sensible governance precedents. also a sexual activity in Canada.

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So I hear there be a chubby old fellow with a silly blonde hairdo trying to johnson on the banks of the Thames right under Big Ben.

That’s a boot right.

by gnostic3 September 10, 2019

grand slam

n. A ban from entering all four major tennis tournaments in the same year.

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Looks like he is one down and three to go in his pursuit of a grand slam.

Wimbledon will be tough. He’s always had trouble with the English courts.

by gnostic3 January 18, 2022

wet dreams

n. Sarcastic name for any garish, expensive, unneeded water features added to your home to cause endless plumbing trouble while adding a taint of both relaxing arty decoration and carcinogenic black mould.

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Dude! Haven't seen you at the skate park lately. What up?

Been having trouble with my wet dreams again. You got any extra towels I could borrow?

Whoa. Respect.

by gnostic3 June 5, 2017

submarineing

v. Insulting the courage, dedication or memory of valiant marines and other soldiers.

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A man capable of submarineing is capable of any atrocity and is not fit to command.

by gnostic3 September 5, 2020

Blossoms

n. The deceptive name of the incredibly tough Japanese Rugby Team.

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Coming to see the Blossoms in the park tomorrow?

Will they be pretty?

No. Not at all.

by gnostic3 October 14, 2019

influenzer

n. Infectious person who, often in an uncaring fashion, modifies the needs, wants, behaviours, and lifespans of others.

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I see you had to close your bar again.

Yeah, we had a drunk self-centered influenzer come in. Again.

by gnostic3 August 4, 2020

nappy

n. Brief refreshing sleep. Shorter than a nap but longer than a blinkie. Also, in Britain, as a derivative of napkin, a synonym for diaper.

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Old Joe in the next cubicle looks like he needs a nappy.

Smells like it too..

by gnostic3 December 31, 2021