messified

v. Raised to the level of the Gods.

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The mayor thinks she has been messified. I beg to differ. She isn’t even a maradonair.

by gnostic3 December 19, 2022

dissjointed

v. To have insulted the size or rolling technique of someone’s reefer.

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Did you hear that? I dissjointed that behemoth in cellblock C.

Man, you are in for a short life. Behemoth? Put away your thesaurus man. It begets real in here.

by gnostic3 July 02, 2020

roewade

n. Unwanted child born after the criminalization of abortions.

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My priest knocked me up;: so I can go to prison for murder, or have a roewade ... again.

by gnostic3 May 05, 2022

slacquer

n. Paint that doesn’t put in much effort to cover up rust, look pretty, or really accomplish anything.

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I don’t care how my house looks so I just slapped on some cheap slacquer.

by gnostic3 January 04, 2023

slacquer

n. Paint that doesn't put in much effort to cover up rust, look pretty, or really accomplish anything.

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I don't care how my house looks so I painted it with some cheap slacquer.

by gnostic3 January 03, 2023

walz

n. The emotional barriers that surround us and prevent enjoyable interactions.

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The walz! I feel the walz closing in!I need to break free from this prison that surrounds me!

Remonstrate much?

by gnostic3 March 16, 2021

kraft dinner

n. A salty snack.

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Tom Brady owes his longevity with New England to a twice-weekly kraft dinner.

by gnostic3 February 26, 2019