gnostic3's definitions

liife

n. Existence, only with two eyes, so you can see the nonsense coming.

…………………..

Next time through I am asking God to give me liife.

And a better haircut.

by gnostic3 February 19, 2024

Montreal

place. Rustic, sheltered port on the St. Lawrence river in Canada. It has retained its French language as well as its ancient stone docks, fortifications and cultural imperatives. The residents, a contented lot basking in the largesse of Canada's complex balance of payments policy, enjoy biking, kayaking and re-living the glory days of Les Canadiens, a formerly great hockey team. Granite quarries still provide most of the employment in the city which is largely free of gangsterism and civic corruption. An interpretive centre, dedicated to the forced evacuation of the Huron, is soon to open near the remnants of the 1967 World's Fair which briefly put Montreal in the limelight.

Let's go to Dorval for the Maple Syrup festival and, if we have time, drive through Montreal.

by gnostic3 January 1, 2015

constructions

n. Instructions, often included with a model or pice of furniture, detailing how to properly assemble something.

........................

That bookshelf does not look stable Aliyah. Did you follow the constructions?

by gnostic3 April 21, 2018

beddard

v. To deke around opposition players in a stunning fashion on skates or veer between obstacles on a skateboard, etc.

................................

If you beddard like you've never beddarded before we will win this game.

by gnostic3 January 3, 2023

I’m not a doctor

Preliminary sentence spoken by authority figure before any bizzare utterance to imply that any subsequent nonsensible ignorant ravings are just common sense irrespective of what the slaves to ‘Big Pharma’ keep saying.

..........

I’m not a doctor, but X-rays, they cause mutations right? So why not expose people full of covideo19 viruses to a bunch of X-rays? Maybe we could turn the viruses into herpes, or something else harmless that we all have?

by gnostic3 April 25, 2020

golfish

adj. A term describing any golf-like event that is desperately attempting to pump up interest in golf.

………………….

I’d watch Tiger Woods driving balls off John Daly’s belly, but it isn’t golf.

No, but it is golfish.

by gnostic3 August 29, 2022

purse-smacking

v. Any punishment or retaliation meted out by a woman who feels slighted or harmed. It can be a verbal, emotional or physical response but is generally rapidly administered.

........................................

If Trump disses Hillary one more time he is going to engender a terrific purse-smacking.

by gnostic3 August 4, 2016