gnostic3's definitions

breaking bubbles

v. Violating Covid-19 social-distancing restrictions.

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Plans for the weekend?

Nothing solid yet but I will be breaking bubbles. Plenty of bubbles.

by gnostic3 April 5, 2021

merkled

v. Disparaged publicly.

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Madonna totally merkled Sean Penn last night on stage.

Did anyone care?

by gnostic3 March 9, 2021

trumpjuror

n. A juror who has decided in advance how he will vote.

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Of course Bob is guilty of murder most foul! I am a trumpjuror. Wake me up when the deliberationdonuts arrive.

by gnostic3 February 15, 2021

pigloo

n. Snow cave created by a wild boar in Canada.

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Is that a pigloo in your yard?

No. It’s my new, somewhat pathetic, man cave. Want to come in for a beer?

by gnostic3 December 21, 2019

humanure

n. Faeces produced by H. sapiens. Prized as a topnotch compost ingredient by neo-hippies as well as being a major component of government environmental studies.

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This U.N. report on ecological sustainability contains more humanure than Tyler's carrot and pee patch.

by gnostic3 January 2, 2023

robustity

n. Having a certain vigorous strength. A word often applied by under-educated Aussie surgeons to robust tissue that will heal well despite poor suturing technique.

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Admirable robustity in those diaphragmatic crura Shiela. Reckon we can close the hiatus up tighter than a platypus’ egg hole.

Too right Doc. Then we can get on with all those Redo’s Procedures on the emergency list.

by gnostic3 March 13, 2024

final eight

n. The slightly more exciting part of a soccer tournament when most of the hapless teams have gone home. The term can also be used in academic, political or business settings.

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The presidential primaries have come down to the final eight.

But there are only three candidates left.

It’s just an expression Mr. Trump.

by gnostic3 December 8, 2022