cuttime

n. The moment when investigation of a problem by a GP is complete and the surgeon takes over. By extension any time when action is required or imminent.

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Grab some sponges and give me some room. It’s cuttime.

by gnostic3 June 25, 2019

slacquer

n. Paint that doesn't put in much effort to cover up rust, look pretty, or really accomplish anything.

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I don't care how my house looks so I painted it with some cheap slacquer.

by gnostic3 January 03, 2023

drippppy

adj. Aussie term for having an STD associated with a voluminous foul discharge. Usually used to avoid admitting one has an STD.

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G'day dinkums my kuddly koala. Sorry I haven't seen you much: I've been a bit drippppy lately.

Why so many "p"s?

Bloody mucosal irritation causes bladder spasms , mate.

by gnostic3 November 22, 2022

mouth sweat

n. Excessive drooling, usually induced by delightful cooking aromas, physiological excitation, or Pavlovian chimes. Sometimes a precursor to forceful vomiting.

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I can feel the mouth sweat coming! Somebody fetch me a bucket!

by gnostic3 May 11, 2018

Redo’s Procedure

n. Complex operation performed only by the most skilled surgeons in which a previously performed delicate procedure is performed again ... indelicately.

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Crickey mate! I was up all night getting a didgeridoo out of an Abo’s bum. Again. And now I have to do a bleeding Redo’s Procedure with an assistant from Perth who can’t tell an Allis from a pair of Springs.

by gnostic3 February 07, 2024

trumping the shark

v. Performing an ultimately egregious action which destroys the hard-earned credibility of a noble office.

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I thought yesterday was the worst action possible, but today he is trumping the shark.

by gnostic3 January 21, 2020

Albertan safety

n. False security of person, or society, engendered by deliberate blind ignorance of science and reason.

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Safety harnesses??!! I think not! Actually, I very much think not! My family will be climbing this mountain using only Albertan safety.

And body bags?

And body bags!

by gnostic3 December 21, 2021