gnostic3's definitions

kangaroom

n. Australian term for tiny claustrophobic pouch-like dorm room or similar confined living space.

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Here, Bruce, this is a right bloody kangaroom you live in. Barely space in here to castrate a wallaby!

Well, it is a prison cell Sheila.

by gnostic3 April 25, 2019

trumpling

n. Spherical blob of bland white tasteless food or animal waste.

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No! I cannot stomach another trumpling! I am only human.

by gnostic3 February 14, 2020

plus Juan

n. Extra person included on a Mexican wedding invitation.

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Have you met Kara? She’s my plus Juan tonight.

En tus suenos gringo.

by gnostic3 November 7, 2022

D-bate

n. Very inferior debate grade. A failing mark given to an orator who prevaricates, sputters, interrupts and fakes a seizure to halt the procedure.

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So Chuck got a D-bate last night. Again.

Yeah. He should know not to go up against that fine woman of his. She will always trump his ass.

by gnostic3 October 1, 2020

disjointed

adj. Lacking a reefer because an authotity figure or bully has taken it from your lips.

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So this cop comes along so my woman whips her purse against my face and before I can move I am totally disjointed.

Props to her man.

by gnostic3 July 2, 2020

roominate

v. Thinking quietly in your operating room about the evil you have done, or the havoc your ill-conceived actions have caused.

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No!!!!!! I asked for the atraumatic clamp! Now I’ll have to do a major bowel resection while you roominate.

by gnostic3 February 23, 2024

brexiting

v. Endlessly discussing and planning an unneeded, pointless or frankly disastrous event without actually proceeding to any observable action.

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You get thrown out of college yet?

No. The Dean and them other clowns are still brexiting. Roll me up a bomber.

by gnostic3 June 22, 2019