gnostic3's definitions

chuck3

n. New king of much of the civilized part of the world. Kind of industrious and loyal to his vision of British Royal entitlement but with an unusual combination of naivety and ignorance. Giant ears keep crown out of his eyes.

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Where is chuck3? This ceremonial ribbon is not going to cut itself.

by gnostic3 October 26, 2022

socc-her

n. Exciting version of soccer played by females. Gaining popularity as the world realizes and accepts that sports can be played in an interesting fashion by non-testiculated people.

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Want to watch some boring NFL game?

No chance. There is some live socc-her down at the park! Them girrrllzz is rad!

by gnostic3 July 3, 2019

arejay

v. To dunk over an opponent after muscling through the entire team.

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Jordan did not arejay the way Barrett does.

by gnostic3 November 18, 2019

barning

v. Doing any work in a barn or other outbuilding on a farm. Often used by people new to the rural life.

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Gotta get up early to plow the lower forty; then I got some barning to get after.

by gnostic3 March 20, 2021

rugly

adj. Possessing one or more rugby-induced facial scars or deformities.

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You are an impressively rugly human being Miss. Care for a Guinness?

by gnostic3 August 27, 2022

spellunking

v. Descending into the depths of incorrect spelling:; using intricate arguments to defend one’s use of bad spelling.

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My second grader’s teacher says my girl is already an expert at spellunking! I am prowd as a peecockk!

by gnostic3 November 22, 2019

djokovictory

n. Any underserved win that comes with unpleasant consequences or sets a dangerous precedent.

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There’s a good chance Prince Andrew’s money will buy him a djokovictory in his court case.

by gnostic3 January 13, 2022