gnostic3's definitions

dipple

n. Expert in a given field who nearly makes a gross error.

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Don’t cut that with your scalpel you dipple! That’s my finger!

So you say. We’ll let the pathologists make that call.

by gnostic3 May 8, 2021

messi

v. To befuddle an opponent in sports or business.

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We are untouchable this year! We are gonna totally messi you up come playoff time.

Sorry? You know you’re the Maple Leafs? Right?

by gnostic3 March 15, 2019

poopocalypse

n. Catastrophic spillage of feces. Often involves splatters on walls and ceilings during diaper changes and results in liberal swearing, heavy drinking, vows of celibacy etc.

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Go to sleep Delano. Mommy is going to drink wine until she forgets your latest poopocalypse.

by gnostic3 March 7, 2015

adoughable

adj. A heart-warming quality held by any flour-based product that is artistically crafted or made by a small child.

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Kitten-shaped cupcakes! That's adoughable!

Are you making fun of my cleft palate?

by gnostic3 November 22, 2022

Utah gold

n. Salt:; from the Great Salt Lake.

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Shake some more Utah gold onto your eggs young one. It makes our state grate.

You mean great?

by gnostic3 December 21, 2019

meekling

n. Someone who supports a criminally incompetent, deranged, or otherwise evil superior to avoid any personal troubles associated with just saying “No More!”.

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Romney is not a meekling.

by gnostic3 February 7, 2020

bidentime

v. Waiting in the wings.

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Kamala Harris, right now, is just bidentime.

by gnostic3 August 12, 2020