gnostic3's definitions

hoboerotic

adj. A vivid thought or dream that contains sexual activity involving scruffy wandering vagrants or under-funded poets.

......................

You gotta help me doc. I keep having these dreams where I'm in a forest and a ragged guy with a sack on the end of a stick offers to squeegee my windshield.

Don't worry miss, sounds like a simple hoboerotic fantasy. Quite a common thing. Why my mother used to talk about wanting to go for a tramp in the woods.

by gnostic3 March 2, 2019

pigloo

n. Snow cave created by a wild boar in Canada.

.................

Is that a pigloo in your yard?

No. It’s my new, somewhat pathetic, man cave. Want to come in for a beer?

by gnostic3 December 21, 2019

Nude Year’s Eve

n. Pretty, unclothed, woman ready to party in the coming Eden that will be the future. Usually drunk.

............

Any plans for tonight? Watching a large ball drop perhaps? Perhaps two?

Not me. I am going to be the Nude Year’s Eve Watch out world! HoooooYahhh!

Okay. Well. Be safe.

by gnostic3 January 1, 2020

house of harlotry

n. Bordello, or, if you are very old, a nice home where an unmarried couple live.

.....................................

No daughter of mine is ever going to babysit in a house of harlotry!

by gnostic3 November 30, 2022

humanure

n. Faeces produced by H. sapiens. Prized as a topnotch compost ingredient by neo-hippies as well as being a major component of government environmental studies.

.............................................

This U.N. report on ecological sustainability contains more humanure than Tyler's carrot and pee patch.

by gnostic3 January 2, 2023

final eight

n. The slightly more exciting part of a soccer tournament when most of the hapless teams have gone home. The term can also be used in academic, political or business settings.

..............

The presidential primaries have come down to the final eight.

But there are only three candidates left.

It’s just an expression Mr. Trump.

by gnostic3 December 8, 2022

robustity

n. Having a certain vigorous strength. A word often applied by under-educated Aussie surgeons to robust tissue that will heal well despite poor suturing technique.

.........................................

Admirable robustity in those diaphragmatic crura Shiela. Reckon we can close the hiatus up tighter than a platypus’ egg hole.

Too right Doc. Then we can get on with all those Redo’s Procedures on the emergency list.

by gnostic3 March 13, 2024