Definitions by gnostic3

drifter

n. Aussie surfing term for a proper slide fakey-style across the face of a booming beachblankie wiperwave.

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Bloody strife Shiela! Did you see that!?! Donald just totally killed a drifter!

No worries Bruce. He’s got immunity.

drifter by gnostic3 February 19, 2026

skeletongold

n. A prestigious award received for a fine performance in an unheralded sport or activity.

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Super boring Olympics! Looks like Norway is going to win yet another skeletongold in plank sliding.

I think it’s called skiing.

Whatever. Nobody cares.

skeletongold by gnostic3 February 19, 2026

draftbucket

n. The metaphorical receptacle for draft picks in any sport who are picked late and unlikely to have a professional career.

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I see your highly-touted son wound up in the draftbucket. Too bad, but he can always go into medicine.

draftbucket by gnostic3 February 19, 2026

Edwardian

adj. 1) Pertaining to the ethos of the much-esteemed highly sophisticated reign of Edward VII during which laudable standards of both morality and common human dignity were set.

2) Pertaining to the ethos of undignified corruption of the human spirit becoming all too common.

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You are totally Edwardian Donald!

Thank you! I think.

Edwardian by gnostic3 February 19, 2026

princewalk

n. Like a ‘perpwalk’ but done with a certain royal panache-laden swagger.

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Donald has been attempting a princewalk but it has a long ways to go and he doesn’t have much time left in which to practise.

princewalk by gnostic3 February 19, 2026

beatcentric

adj. Music, like rap, which relies on a numbing repetitive bass noise rather than a pleasant melody.

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I give you these Benjamins if you turn up that beatcentric jam and get this here party started woman. I gots to get my gold grill rattlin’ and these buttocks battlin’. “ Who cleans his umbo wit a silver shiv? You do! You do! Who’s finished ponderin’ if you die or live? You do! You do!” Damn straight I do! Now make me a sandwich.

beatcentric by gnostic3 February 9, 2026

unrap

V. To remove the swaggering vestiges of a beatcentric music genre from a playlist, awards ceremony etc.

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Time to unrap the Grammys;: let it fade and give all props to Mexicali steam punk.

unrap by gnostic3 February 9, 2026