gnostic3's definitions

japaknees

n. Inflammatory joint condition caused by far too much hiking in the Japanese mountains or walking between shrines.

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I'd love to come to the rugby match Yestin but I'm having trouble with my japaknees.

by gnostic3 October 11, 2019

drifter

n. Continent that wanders on the tectonic lava beneath earth’s surface.

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Drifters have been responsible for most of the world’s upheavals.

I hear that. Someone should do something.

by gnostic3 October 13, 2019

ear witness

n. Person who heard something important related to a crime.

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Why you all dressed up?

Got to go down the courthouse. I heard seven gunshots outside the liquor store last week so now I'm an ear witness.

They know you can't count, right?

by gnostic3 October 27, 2014

golding

v. Bringing it hard to achieve victory.

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The Canadian hockey ladies are totally golding in the Beijing Olympics!

by gnostic3 February 21, 2022

cubbyhole

n. A situation in an important game where a team blows a lead and looks to be in danger of losing a chance to finally win a championship.

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Dude! The X-Games gold was totally in your gnarly pouch and then you dug yourself into a cubbyhole.

Yeah, but I pulled myself, and pulled myself, and finally came first.

by gnostic3 November 4, 2016

tuquestorm

n. Cold blizzard requiring the donning of a warm tuque. By extension it is also used in Canada to describe a period of frigidity in a romantic or business relationship.

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Your Donna was dissing you all night in the pub. I sense a tuquestorm is brewing.

by gnostic3 October 18, 2020

firkytoodle

n. A canoodle, an affectionate kiss and cuddle.

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Darling, are you up for a firkytoodle after the cricket match? Could be ripping fun.

So, in four days unless it rains? Yeah, I guess I could pencil you in.

by gnostic3 March 5, 2020