gnostic3's definitions

nude year's eve

n. Time of heavy partying that leads to an extended period of naked activity, often in public but sometimes in quiet solitude.

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Planning to table dance again this nude year's eve?

One doesn't plan these things, they just happen, but I am taking my tassels to the party.

Good plan Fred.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2014

debait

v. To remove enticing morsels from one's line. Can be used in ironic context to refer to removing promises from a presidential spiel.

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Going to watch Trump debait tonight?

No. I have a bomb shelter to dig.

by gnostic3 October 2, 2016

Chicago Melvin

n. Sexual act involving a deep dish pizza and a pimply delivery man.

At least Lindsay has never had a Chicago Melvin ... that we know of.

by gnostic3 January 1, 2015

tomchrist

n. A beacon of hope for humanity on a dark planet. Tom Hanks. A Saint.

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Have you heard? Tomchrist is healing the sick with His serum.

We are truly blessed.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

doofi

n. Plural of doofus.

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The doofi at Air Canada lost my booking so I missed the World Cup of Rugby.

Sounds like a win dude.

by gnostic3 October 13, 2019

eclipse

n. Any boring, over-hyped event especially those that allow scientists in an obscure specialty to appear on TV once every 40 years to endlessly explain what's going on.

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Hey, you going to watch the House vote to impeach the President?

Nah. It's just another eclipse.

by gnostic3 August 21, 2017

Par-Don

n. Newest name for a President determined to let his cronies out of prison. For comparison see Over-Par-Don, which is also a Presidential moniker.

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I wish Par-Don owed me a favour. Then I wouldn’t have to hang.

by gnostic3 November 26, 2020