gnostic3's definitions

whipple

v. Dismantle and reassemble in a more efficient manner.

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Did you whipple my dish washer. It keeps spitting plates into the cupboard and yesterday a knife nearly took my eye out.

No pain; no gaizn. Stand aside for progress old man.

Again: you are only five.

by gnostic3 March 16, 2021

Changing of the Guard

n. Royal ceremony in which an aging monarch’s incontinence panties are replaced.

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Care to watch the Changing of the Guard on the telly?

No. You really have to see it live to sense the majesty of the event.

by gnostic3 August 6, 2022

brookering

v. Playing piano and singing in a surreal god-like fashion.

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Where are the Procul Harums of today? No one is brookering anymore.

by gnostic3 March 2, 2022

shandro

n. A duplicitous conniver. An untrustworthy sort.

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Where is the funding for our new hospital? Don’t tell me a shandro has axed the budget. Again.

by gnostic3 August 4, 2020

cuttime

n. The moment when investigation of a problem by a GP is complete and the surgeon takes over. By extension any time when action is required or imminent.

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Grab some sponges and give me some room. It’s cuttime.

by gnostic3 June 25, 2019

trumpling

n. Spherical blob of bland white tasteless food or animal waste.

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No! I cannot stomach another trumpling! I am only human.

by gnostic3 March 29, 2021

fact-tramp

n. Person more concerned with the truth of a statement that with the impact of the statement. These concrete-thinkers are often undiagnosed schizophrenics unable to see the big picture.

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This new health-care plan will make America great again!

Tens of millions will die needlessly. In horrible pain.

"Great again!" Are you deaf? Are you a fact-tramp working for the filth at CNN? "Great again!!!" With four exclamation points.

by gnostic3 June 25, 2017