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n. Brief, largely inadequate, method of bathing one’s dirty bits whilst tenting in the freezing cold wilderness miles away from soap, water, and privacy.
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Ready to hike up to that cwm Kay? The morning sun is just burning the frost off our hanging gloves.
In a mo. Just doing a bit of a slutwipe in me sleeping bag.
Right. Well I’ll just have a little dump in this recyclable bag.
In a mo. Just doing a bit of a slutwipe in me sleeping bag.
Right. Well I’ll just have a little dump in this recyclable bag.
by gnostic3 May 11, 2024
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Why are you crying little one?
The spirits of truth and democracy lie in the ashes. I cry justicetears.
I told you not to watch Game of Thrones.
The spirits of truth and democracy lie in the ashes. I cry justicetears.
I told you not to watch Game of Thrones.
by gnostic3 February 10, 2020
Get the justicetears mug.Proper bang storm last night in Perth jBruce. Feel like I’m eating ravens.
Too right mate. Thought the woomera was never going to close.
Sorry? What does that even mean?
Too right mate. Thought the woomera was never going to close.
Sorry? What does that even mean?
by gnostic3 December 4, 2019
Get the eating ravens mug.n. Perfume conveying a whiff of Hades. Used in Australia as a warning of impending danger.
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Cricket mate! Watch your bleeding stride. You’re not circumcising a wallaby in Perth now. One more step toward that croc and you’ll be getting a good whiff of helleau.
by gnostic3 December 21, 2021
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Get the ad-mire mug.n. Repeated exhausting sexual acts involving a Mayan or, in a pinch, any Central American.
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Okay team. Any of you men with some strength left after another ten sprints are going to give me five guat-thrusts if you want to make the Canadian Junior hockey team.
You don't look Mayan.
Quiet Fleury.
You don't look Mayan.
Quiet Fleury.
by gnostic3 July 5, 2023
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by gnostic3 November 20, 2019
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