gnostic3's definitions

drafter

n. Someone riding on your coattails. Sometimes to glory:; sometimes to prison.

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Hey Rudy! Why are you such a drafter? Is it the money or the illusions of glory?

by gnostic3 December 4, 2019

merkled

v. Disparaged publicly.

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Madonna totally merkled Sean Penn last night on stage.

Did anyone care?

by gnostic3 March 9, 2021

breaking bubbles

v. Violating Covid-19 social-distancing restrictions.

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Plans for the weekend?

Nothing solid yet but I will be breaking bubbles. Plenty of bubbles.

by gnostic3 April 5, 2021

shielders

n. People who fearfully hide from the dangers of the world, often by taking sensible precautions.

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Hey! You shielders can come out now. We facers have faced down the plague and the sickened remnants of our brave band are ready for your well-reasoned care.

by gnostic3 December 21, 2021

trumpjuror

n. A juror who has decided in advance how he will vote.

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Of course Bob is guilty of murder most foul! I am a trumpjuror. Wake me up when the deliberationdonuts arrive.

by gnostic3 February 15, 2021

Blossoms

n. The deceptive name of the incredibly tough Japanese Rugby Team.

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Coming to see the Blossoms in the park tomorrow?

Will they be pretty?

No. Not at all.

by gnostic3 October 14, 2019

submarineing

v. Insulting the courage, dedication or memory of valiant marines and other soldiers.

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A man capable of submarineing is capable of any atrocity and is not fit to command.

by gnostic3 September 5, 2020