streepee

n. "Street people" as said by young folk, rappers, and others who lack both compassion and the time to say entire words.

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"Streepee livin' in them cardboard box. Got no doorway:; got no locks.Streepee eyes don't got no life:; no hope. Seekin' oxy:; seekin' rope."

by gnostic3 January 30, 2020

covump

n. Annoying or inconvenient obstruction that interferes with a plan. Akin to a hiccup.

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We were doing so well. Then along came a covump and we were dead in the roses.

by gnostic3 October 02, 2020

japdicating

v. To abdicate the emperorship of Japan, or by extension, to give up any trivial or formerly wonderous position.

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I wonder how long it will be until we see Trump japdicating.

by gnostic3 April 30, 2019

guyotine

n. Device for getting rid of an unwanted suitor.

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The poet with herpes keeps calling! Oil up my guyotine.

by gnostic3 December 29, 2021

grouch potato

n. Person more interested in complaining than solving.

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My husband hates our government but he will not make the effort to vote. He is a total grouch potato.

by gnostic3 August 02, 2020

balliday

n. brief NFL-free period following a weekend of games, replays and snacks.

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My eyes are worn-out. I needs me a balliday.

by gnostic3 January 20, 2020

dreamdash

n. A definitive loss in a sporting event, career, dating situation etc that totally destroys one’s future hopes.

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Today Canada suffered a dreamdash at the World Hockey Championships. Again.

Get over it. Americans are just better.

by gnostic3 December 28, 2019