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n. Only the best bleeding football game on the planet mate! Bunch of tall blokes elbowing each other in the spleens then hammering an inflated sheep’s bladder between a forest of upright posts or near enough to make no mind for either three points or nine. Also a straightforward set of laws designed to keep dangerous lunatics off God’s soil so they cannot imperil the grans.
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I find your aussie rules is so confusing for me.
It’s only a bleeding tic box mate. Have you been away from home in the last fortnight, yes or no?
It’s only a bleeding tic box mate. Have you been away from home in the last fortnight, yes or no?
by gnostic3 January 12, 2022
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Get the messified mug.The walz! I feel the walz closing in!I need to break free from this prison that surrounds me!
Remonstrate much?
Remonstrate much?
by gnostic3 March 16, 2021
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Hey bro! Nice soccer game! I guess your tweet last week about sharks devouring your legs was just a lie.
No. I was donalding, and you and the rest were naive enough to believe it. Fools!
No one believed it man. You were in Idaho all week. Pretty sharkless. And CNN had film of you teaching tap dancing.
Fake news! Liars! Gullible fact-tramps.
No. I was donalding, and you and the rest were naive enough to believe it. Fools!
No one believed it man. You were in Idaho all week. Pretty sharkless. And CNN had film of you teaching tap dancing.
Fake news! Liars! Gullible fact-tramps.
by gnostic3 June 25, 2017
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by gnostic3 August 4, 2016
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Bruce is becoming a proper herdle expert. Scored a two yesterday, and that was with a bloody wombat.
by gnostic3 August 19, 2022
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Watch your step when you're gathering carrots in the pee patch There is some fresh humanure out there.
by gnostic3 January 2, 2023
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