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Winnipeg

place. Tiny, polite city proudly built between the granite bedrock of the shield and the cambrian silt that is Canada. Once the territory of a proud indigenous people who were badly advised and shuffled to obscurity, Winnipeg has become the twelfth tawdriest city in north america and the home of the seventh-best hockey team in Canada. Grain elevating and rock-sorting remain the leading industries altjough vestiges of fishing and a shrinking tourism industry survive. Annual floods have made home-building a prosperous undertaking and a large diorama in the newly built interpretive centre illustrates how the Red river overflows it’s banks in the same places every year and floods the ssme homes.
Want to go to Winnipeg in the spring?

If I can take my canoe!
by gnostic3 October 16, 2019
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suckerslap

n. A cowardly slap delivered without warning.

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Sleep in fear my man. One dark night I am going to deliver you a suckerslap that will make your ears ring.

Isn’t your warning kind of defeating the whole idea of a suckerslap? And, seeing you got the tiny0 tiny arms, it will likely be a willslap that won’t even wake me up.
by gnostic3 April 12, 2022
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diven

v. Past tense of “dive”. Used by cool folks and mermaids.

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Julie has diven more places than a crooked mermaid boxer.
by gnostic3 December 19, 2022
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trumpster fire

n. Massive destructive melt-down.

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If they try to oust Putin it will trigger a trumpster fire.
by gnostic3 November 22, 2020
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herpectomy

n. Removal of a herpetic lesion. A fanciful operation conceived by alternative practitioners and desired by ignorant sufferers.
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So I was all like, "I needs a herpectomy, I got a date tonight!" And he just stares down his stethoscope and says that operation don't exist. Don't exist! I see ads for it on those bus signs every day!
by gnostic3 November 4, 2016
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cuppies

n. Endearment referencing sweet, sweet cupcakes.

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J’s cuppies are only the best foodstuffs ever made! And they cure puppy homelessness too.

Magic cuppies!
by gnostic3 February 14, 2020
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niched

v. Placed into a slot, category or niche: usually by a domineering society.

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Dude! You keep going to school and you are going to end up totally niched.
by gnostic3 January 30, 2018
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