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slutwipe

n. Brief, largely inadequate, method of bathing one’s dirty bits whilst tenting in the freezing cold wilderness miles away from soap, water, and privacy.

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Ready to hike up to that cwm Kay? The morning sun is just burning the frost off our hanging gloves.

In a mo. Just doing a bit of a slutwipe in me sleeping bag.

Right. Well I’ll just have a little dump in this recyclable bag.
by gnostic3 May 11, 2024
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justicetears

n. The physical manifestation of the emotional upheaval caused by the realisation that centuries of evolving democratic justice have been brutally erased by a tyrant.

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Why are you crying little one?

The spirits of truth and democracy lie in the ashes. I cry justicetears.

I told you not to watch Game of Thrones.
by gnostic3 February 10, 2020
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eating ravens

v. Aussie expression for being hungover.

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Proper bang storm last night in Perth jBruce. Feel like I’m eating ravens.

Too right mate. Thought the woomera was never going to close.

Sorry? What does that even mean?
by gnostic3 December 4, 2019
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helleau

n. Perfume conveying a whiff of Hades. Used in Australia as a warning of impending danger.

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Cricket mate! Watch your bleeding stride. You’re not circumcising a wallaby in Perth now. One more step toward that croc and you’ll be getting a good whiff of helleau.
by gnostic3 December 21, 2021
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ad-mire

n. A deep black sticky morass of adverts.

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The Superbowl broadcast is becoming a total ad-mire.
by gnostic3 March 21, 2024
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guat-thrusts

n. Repeated exhausting sexual acts involving a Mayan or, in a pinch, any Central American.

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Okay team. Any of you men with some strength left after another ten sprints are going to give me five guat-thrusts if you want to make the Canadian Junior hockey team.

You don't look Mayan.

Quiet Fleury.
by gnostic3 July 5, 2023
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New York

place. Delightful city built on repurposed islands saved from a lonely existence by hardy entrepreeurs. Home to many sports clubs who have seen better times New York is now home to many museums and more lithe actors than is healthy.
New York is not a national park. Build something! Sing and dance! Dunk Be a star!
by gnostic3 November 20, 2019
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