gnostic3's definitions

fractivist

n. Person opposed to liberating hydrocarbons from their dark prison under the earth.

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Another fractivist says his bath water catches fire. Whiner.

by gnostic3 March 7, 2015

hobo

n. Habitually poorly-attired soul who has chosen to sink below society's infrastructure into a murky world where freedom is all.

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So, you coming to the Debutante Ball?

No. I'm going to put some filthy clothes in a sack with a soggy loaf of bread and get into the hobo life.

by gnostic3 March 7, 2015

buttercupping

v. Going the extra miles for love or honour.

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Instead of getting ripped and loaded this holiday season I will be buttercupping. There are lives to save and songs to sing.

Respect dude.

by gnostic3 March 7, 2015

duffy

n. Somewhat dim person who doesn't know the location of his home or office or have the ability to understand simple rules.

You are such a duffy. I told you twice already. You work at the big grey building overlooking the Ottawa river.

by gnostic3 September 23, 2015

trumple

The act of presenting a prejudiced opinion with mindless swagger.

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Boy, that Mussolini knew how to trumple an opponent.

by gnostic3 July 30, 2016

rockery

n. Gathering place for aging bands that play hard-edged music. Usually a permanent venue such as a pub or theatre rather than an arena or grassy knoll where a festival takes place. Often used satiricly.

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Dude! Let's meander down to the rockery and laugh at the old fogeys. Be sure to bring your earplugs.

What?

by gnostic3 July 31, 2016

doggequin

n. An object similar to a mannequin, only dog shaped.

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Did you see the new dog Bob bought? Ugly.

You sure it isn't a doggequin? They can be pretty ugly.

Do I look stupid? It was licking itself!

Still...

by gnostic3 August 3, 2016