gnostic3's definitions

robustity

n. Having a certain vigorous strength. A word often applied by under-educated Australian surgeons to good thick tissue that will heal well despite poor suturing technique.

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Admirable robustity in those diaphragmatic crura Shiela! I reckon we can close this bleeding hernia up tighter that a platypus’ egghole.

by gnostic3 February 10, 2024

bladderhell

n. Incredibly difficult work assignment in which one struggles to overcome seemingly insurmountable difficulties such as bad lighting, smoke, bleeding etc and an increasing surfeit of urine.

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Where is the general surgery resident? I want to give her some pointless tasks.

Bladderhell. Again.

by gnostic3 November 19, 2017

vaticant

n. A mythical centre of negative religiosity. A beacon of despair for atheists.

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What up? The Vatican has cancelled Easter.

Sounds more like something the vaticant would do.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2020

dorkoration

n. Incredibly poor speech or speaking style. Not to be confused with doorkoration which is an awful ornament stuck on a door, usually at Christmas.

Did you catch the debate last night?

I cannot be bothered to listen to that dorkoration.

by gnostic3 November 4, 2016

goaliefight

n. An ice hockey event so clumsily comicsl and so outrageous that all sports media will show it and thereby increase the fan base of a marginal dying sport. (Except in Latvia and some parts of Canada). Also used in the sense of a metaphor.

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That senate trial was a real goaliefight, eh? We don’t have politics like that in Latvia.

by gnostic3 February 8, 2020

eggsy

adj. Feminine. Australian term usually used affectionately.

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G’day Sheila:; my eggsy jumper! How’d you like to hitch the boomers to the sleigh and sling on over to Perth for a weeker?

Too right I would! Let me throw some makers in a rucksack first in case it clouds up a bit and we have to dine like dingos.

by gnostic3 October 29, 2019

hamlin

v. Overcoming any tremendous medical difficulty.

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If I hamlin I can survive this ruptured aneurysm.

by gnostic3 January 6, 2023