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Toland

1. Observant, analytical and intuitive. Can read minds and look into the future.
2. Wise and full of knowledge and understanding. If speaking, take heed.
3. Full of high-lair-it-T

4. Known for having high butts.
5. Kind and bodacious! If found, don't let go.
When imparted with supreme knowledge, you've just been Toland'd.
by Banyanyas September 10, 2009
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Swoomin'

V. i. to be amongst beautiful girls

ii. to be mackin
N. . Swoomers are single (or wish to be...)
ii. Swoomers don't talk, they just do
iii. Swoomers aren't made, they are born
iv. Swoomers don't approach, biddies flock
v. Swoomers don't seek attention, they just gain it.
vi. Swoomers drink top shelf
vii. Swoomers get yoked
viii. Swoomers are prepared for whatever awaits them
ix. Swoomers can say whatever, to whomever, whenever
x. Swoomers don’t play the game, they are the game
xi. Swoomers don't take NO for an answer
xii. Swoomers know things before they happen. They got that swoom sense
xiii. Swoomers demand excellence
xiv. Swoomers are show'ers and grow'ers
xv. Swoomers' swag switch is always ON
Dude was swoomin', we had no chance
by George B. Swoomin May 3, 2010
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rhyme-guy

a very stupid but really funny guy who is cute in a stupid way, kind of like dr.sues books
by emily January 21, 2005
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SWILF

A SWILF is a nice mature women from Sweden, who'is open for free and unconditional sex. Most of the time LBB's (long, blond and beautyfil ones).
by The Dutch Swilf-hunter June 19, 2007
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BIG JOHNNY

Meaning "Large Dick Man" In Nigguese.
by JOESONFUCKET February 11, 2021
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Subtle Jenkins

I met someone on zoom, turns out they're across the pond. I think I've got a subtle jenkins for them.
by shamanshadow January 14, 2021
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cockblockalypse

A cockblock or cock-blockthat it spells/feels like the end of the world.

Can only really be applied if the cockblock takes place after more than an hour of conversation with the female that has been blocked.
'Man, her mate came back, they had to get a taxi, complete and utter cockblockalypse'
by Robbie Best January 16, 2008
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