Urban Dictionary

a log of shit, usually exceptionally large or long

An extremely ugly motherfucker who thinks he or she runs the wold

A part-time friend is a person who acts like they want be friends with you when you're there but could give a fuck less about you when you aren't physically there.

In other words, someone who wants to be your friend only when it's convenient for them.

A place where the pussy is laid to rest, or frequently killed.

Sprouche is a combination of the words sperm and douche. While technically not a douche, sperm is substituted in place of the usual vinegar and water. The sperm is inserted typically by intercourse and usually mingles with other materials (vaginal discharge, lube or feces) in a vaginal or anal orifice.

to chase girls

Shortform of Gherkin, the type of small warty pickle; also used to refer to a senior male's genitalia.