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De Jesus

Born and raised in The Bronx, New York.
Hypeman for the band Gym Class Heroes.
Birthday - July 14th
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by Urban777 December 14, 2008
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theotisimus

Theotisimus is an Ancient Greek god who has a pet dog named Philis, a son named ckarl and a brother named gabotisimus. He is rich in the ancient currency of medals
Have you met John? He’s as cool as theotisimus
by TheotisimusDescendant November 18, 2020
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dare

To challenge. Can be countered with a double-dare or the infamous triple-dog-dare.
I dare you to go two weeks without deodorant.
by Rodney Basil November 2, 2003
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Glaze (AI Glaze)

When an AI (or any polished system) gives a response that is technically correct, excessively polite, and emotionally empty—smoothing over the real issue with vague positivity or corporate-speak. You weren't ignored… but you weren’t really heard either.

To be “glazed” is to be met with a glossy, non-committal reply that evades depth. The response feels like a donut: sweet, shiny, and completely useless in a crisis.

See also: Toxic positivity, corporate empathy, chatbot diplomacy, soft ghosting.
“I told the AI I was feeling overwhelmed and it fed me back some Glaze (AI Glaze) that "these challenges help us grow.’ Cool. Thanks, CoachBot.”
by jimbojonas April 15, 2025
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by Minkerooni June 8, 2018
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j

1. A joint, or cigarette-paper rolled weed.

2. Slang for Air Jordan sneakers.

3. A Jew, especially a Jewish g, or gangsta. See also jigga
1. Yo, how many j's you rollin up for tonight?

2. That's a shiny pair of J's you got there, man.

3. He says he's both a J and a G.
by anon15432 December 15, 2008
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spotch

The area between your anus and your genitals (Perineum). Gender neutral form of banus.
I've got an itch on my spotch!
by Daniel Somers March 2, 2008
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