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Cocktini

A tasteful additive applied to the penis prior or during to fellatio. Whether it be whip cream, champagne or a starburst, a flash for the palette during all the hard work is well worth the plan ahead.
Sue wasn't looking forward to the birthday blow job, but had all the necessary components to put together a tasty cocktini.
by Starfire & Stephanie October 30, 2010
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Twob

A person who is a mix of a twat and a knob. Just a general dick!
Have you met Andy Day, he's such a twob
by Hashtagbitch June 7, 2014
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may 3

the day you hug a boy your close to!
Girl:hey matt it’s may 3
Matt:so what

Girl: Hugs*
by batman is hot May 3, 2022
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hoedawix

a baby hoecake aka spicy spanish momma sugar daddy with da money
"i want dat gus collector skin but im broke a a a a "
"dw hoedawix will hit u up. also he's a cewt lil cake"
by connissimo April 8, 2021
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ke$ha

The sorriest and saddest excuse the mainstream music industry has brought. This crackwhore appeals to teenybopper girls ages 10-16, with shit we are supposed to call her "music". She is a disgrace to even the POP music industry, which is bad enough as it is!

She got famous for her popular single "Tik Tok". Right off the bat, anyone with a brain stem can figure out that she at least failed the 1rst, 2nd, or 3rd grade. The lyrics are shitty. The voice is auto tuned. The fuckin' song doesn't make any muthafuckin' sense for crying out loud! It's one of the top downloaded songs on iTunes! How are people this fucking stupid?!

Most of her fans are closed minded and won't accept the fact that she's just an all-around bad artist.

Bottom Line: Ke$ha has ruined hope for mankind that good music will ever come out of the mainstream music industry ever again.
Teenybopper: "omgz leik hear diz song called tik tok by ke$ha...best song evar!!"

Me: "WTF is this shit? I listened to only 5 seconds of this and my ears started to bleed. I'd rather listen to heavy metal."

Teenybopper: "ur just jeluz!!"

Me: "That is just so repetitive. The least you could do is be creative with your arguments, if they even refute anything."

Teenybopper: "watevar!!"
by The Motherphucker August 14, 2010
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kahviere

Usually the best at everything, has a great sense of humor and is very funny. All the bitches want him, but he’s just really focused and waiting for the right one. He knows how to please the bitches too.
Kahviere, how are you so good at everything you do?
by Bootyeater617 November 19, 2023
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Run Away

Something women do when you start winning the argument.
Logic Attack *she runs
Fact Attack *she runs
Females cant win in a man's world (logic ,criticism, accountability), so they run away to not face the consequences of being wrong.
Not so tough now are ya?
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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