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Jorge-hey want to go shopping I know you’ve been wanting to go
Her-ok thanks for taking me shopping I appreciate you spoiling me but we are just friends that’s all I see you as I’m sorry but I appreciate you
Her-ok thanks for taking me shopping I appreciate you spoiling me but we are just friends that’s all I see you as I’m sorry but I appreciate you
by Jorge’s life September 6, 2018
Get the Jorge mug.Commonly confused with erectile dysfunction, "lazycock" is when your dick won't get hard. Not because it can't. Just because it doesn't feel like it. This disease spans all races and creeds. It doesn't matter if the person attached to the cock in question is horny or not. The closest someone can come to mimicking a lazycock is to fondle a semi flaccid penis for hours. Who knows you may just find out that you are dealing with a genuine lazycock in the process.
Bae: Come back to bed so we can fuck. (bites lip).
Man: I would but I've got a lazycock right now.
Bae: I can fix that. (Holes reference).
Man: I would but I've got a lazycock right now.
Bae: I can fix that. (Holes reference).
by wordwizliz April 1, 2015
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Nobody will give you their respect and your the definition of a joke to this earth.
Gingers are cunty.
Nobody will give you their respect and your the definition of a joke to this earth.
Gingers are cunty.
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"Hey! how was your day?"
"not good. Dr. Low gave me a burn notice."
"Hey! how was your day?"
"not good. Dr. Low gave me a burn notice."
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