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blink-182

An awesome band that started in California. Their first and second CDs, Cheshire Cat and Buddha, didn't get much recognition, but with the arrival of Dude Ranch and especially Enema of the State they became famous. They aren't considered punk because they have a wide fan base and not all of their songs are rebellious. Either way, their songs are all great (except for some on their newest album), and they are by far the funniest and most original band ever to exist.
Talk to you every now and then
Never felt so alone again
I stop to think at a wishing well
Thoughts send me on a carousel
by KaiserMonkey September 16, 2005
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goody goody

1.Someone that actually cares about their future and isnt stupid like those wanna be prostitutes and pimps
2.Someone that is smart and knows what's the best for them
3.A person that is willing not to drink and make a fool of themselves by throwing up and ending up on the floor looking like a stupid ass.
1.*stupid girl*You are such a goody goody
*goody goody*atleast i wont end up working at mcdonalds or at the corner of 1st and Maple.
by WILL SMITH August 3, 2005
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Cocktorate

The equivalent of a doctorate degree, but in the study of cock instead
Man that chick I met on tinder is dumb as hell but she’s definitely got a cocktorate
by Logzbaker February 15, 2018
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THE STEVO

When you punch a woman's box as hard as possible, then as she screams "ouch" you put your phat cock in her mouth and she can't scream but you bribe her to say STEVO or you keep it in her mouth.
dude i just performed a stevo on your sister
omg the stevo was insane lastnight
by MR Shefoozle June 2, 2019
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clown penis

When the boy puts his member between a girl's legs from behind, giving the impression that in addition to her Vuva, she also has a small penis.
Bob came up from behind, suprising suzy with his famous clown penis.
by isabelyarg January 28, 2008
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jenesah

Jenesah is a wonderful and funny girl. She has beautiful brown hair and beautiful brown eyes. She’s short and looks innocent but don’t mess with her she’ll beat your a$$. She’s one of my bsf’s and someone you can rely on. Every guy wants her but can’t have her so if you get her then you better keep her cause she got hella guys in her dm’s ;)
New kid: Omg who’s that
Me: That’s jenesah don’t mess with her and also don’t even try getting with her :3
by Your mom :3 August 19, 2019
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Screaming piss

A pee in which comes out of you so hard it sounds like frying bacon and/or makes you scream due to being so hot
Be right back dude, I gotta take a screaming piss!”
by Noodle_man November 21, 2019
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