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toby

a log of shit, usually exceptionally large or long
Dude, I just emailed you a picture of the Toby I dropped.
by Knapptown September 9, 2006
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Ejers

An extremely ugly motherfucker who thinks he or she runs the wold
Dont be a fucking ejers
by Weirdo2005 March 2, 2019
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Part-time Friend

A part-time friend is a person who acts like they want be friends with you when you're there but could give a fuck less about you when you aren't physically there.

In other words, someone who wants to be your friend only when it's convenient for them.
Laura wants to be a friend when we're hanging out but doesn't want to be a friend when we're not. That's called being a part-time friend.
by krissiethefallen April 2, 2015
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The Poon Tomb

A place where the pussy is laid to rest, or frequently killed.
Took Martha to the Poon Tomb last night...
by Thetoledotootsieroll July 10, 2025
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sprouche

Sprouche is a combination of the words sperm and douche. While technically not a douche, sperm is substituted in place of the usual vinegar and water. The sperm is inserted typically by intercourse and usually mingles with other materials (vaginal discharge, lube or feces) in a vaginal or anal orifice.
"When I fucked your girlfriend, i sprouched in her! How did it taste?"
by Buck Futt March 25, 2009
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fish

we all fish and smoke
by blitz jean January 2, 2004
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gherk

Shortform of Gherkin, the type of small warty pickle; also used to refer to a senior male's genitalia.
Damnit Clancy! I don't wanna to hear about your nasty little gherk(in), I'm underaged!
by Schitzy June 24, 2005
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