Urban Dictionary: Random definitions

jayda

is a dumbass but who really knows

by dynasty yt? egg April 24, 2019

A coma is a state of prolonged unconsciousness, which can be caused by one of many, many things. Many people believe that even if a person is in a coma, s/he can still hear you if you speak to him/her.

"Hey there, Grandma. I hope you wake up from that dreadful coma soon. I miss your cooking--"

*Nurse leaves*

"I'm going to spray some whipped cream up your asshole, and THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! Haw haw haw!"

by L's Pocky January 20, 2009

Flag

Get the comamug.

slave wage

to pay some money for doing a job or task that is around minimum wage or below and offer them no dignity or appreciation

Johnny paid Miguel slave wage to cut the lawn. Miguel only got $4 and a bunch of shit for not making it perfect.

by Dave Ph October 10, 2008

Flag

Get the slave wagemug.

raien

A very shark like human being who makes weird sounds while attempting to speak the human language.Do not antagonize him because he has very sharp teeth ,hense why he is a shark like human

Yoh that raien fulla is a poesbag and a half

by If you reading this u a poes! February 21, 2019

Flag

Get the raienmug.

barista cracked

when ur drink is made so well and looks so pretty that one would assume their barista was fucked the night prior

typically a reference to starbucks

bri “woah did you see how good my latte looks”
amanda “the barista cracked”

by princessvodka November 12, 2025

Flag

Get the barista crackedmug.

Foobs

Meaning fake breasts. Coming from the slang word boobs. When a woman pays good money to have there breasts enlarged, or put into shape.

People might say, "oh that jordan, yeah foobs"
Or finally admitting to your partner that yo have foobs.
Also, "foobs cost way to much nowa days. When I got foobs...".

by Urban Dictionary January 14, 2006

Flag