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Crumpet Trumpet

A man who becomes sexually aroused while giving a woman oral sex;

often sought by legions of college females
A: Oh, he's in a Ska band, what does he play?

B: Let's just say he's a Crumpet Trumpet.

A: Mandy's gonna want his number..
by brookeybby December 1, 2010
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bloody tops

I loved Kill Bill; it's bloody tops!
by Chellos September 26, 2007
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Zimp

Zimp (noun): A shabbas goy who simps for Zionist Israel and its policies.

Example:

"Biden is such a fücking zimp!

Zimp (verb): the act of simping for Zionist Israel and its policies.
"Look: RFK Jr. zimping for Israel again!"
by Namgal November 29, 2023
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Tyrie

A result from being irie blazed stoned high etc and tired. tired + irie = Tyrie. Originated from local San Diego stoners.
Im real Tyrie after cheefin that blunt.
by bmkracer June 3, 2007
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Bruke

For sure the coolest and funniest person you will ever meet, who also gives great hugs.
"I love Bruke with all my heart"
"Who doesn't?"
by Imnotusingmyrealname October 8, 2012
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Hermes

Hermes is the god of tricksters and is hansom ;DDD
by hermsgf February 25, 2021
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Sober Soldier

A person who remains sober at a party to ensure the safety of their friend by preventing them from commiting stupid acts involving violence, drugs and sex.
Bro heading out to an acid party with mona can you be my sober soldier?

sure bro!
by PMOSLICE December 16, 2009
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