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Butt splice

Shove a power wire up someones ass
by Jmadmonkey June 7, 2018
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alehandjob

a term used to describe a gay mexican
Hey alejandro, are you into that girl?

nahhh man, im an alehandjob.
by your friendly neighbor :) February 20, 2010
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Beater cock

A willing hookup participant when no decent options are available.
Did you see that beater cock Mary came home with last night? Must have been slim pickings at the saloon. She definitely got an STD
by Dolemite Jones March 14, 2022
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Covelight

1) A fleshlight in the shape of a Snivy that only savage people of large caliber are allowed to use

2) A fanfic that mashes both John Wicc, District 9, Pokemon, and large amounts of crack cocaine.
I am a truly savage man. Every night I bust out and bust in my green Covelight; the only thing in my life that can bring me both shame and pleasure.

Did you read that story Covelight? Yeah man, that shit made me want to grab the nearest cleaning supplies and make a special potion all for myself.
by Doug Bowser March 15, 2022
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oral chainsaw

the act of applying a healthy dose of industrial grade super glue to an erect penis, (variations of application include a full nose dive into the glue container or a swift swabbing). then with a sticky wiener, the male experiences oral sex waiting 1-2 minutes for the glue to dry. in that time the partner clenches thine teeth which in hand get stuck to penis which is ripped out making a "chainsaw" out of his genitals.
rodriguez: "man i just cut down that tree with my erect penis!"
willis: "you be lying through thine teeth i say"
rodriguez: "naw man i gave that bitch an oral chainsaw"
willis: "oh that explains everything...your pantaloons must be ripped meaw"
by mavegen/skyrainbowrider March 11, 2011
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Jan

A SUB(Super-Uper Boyfriend).
by wju January 19, 2025
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dusty bird

A dusty bird is someone who thinks they are attractive on the outside and better than anyone else to the highest degree even though they do not deserve any praise because of their shallow and condescending behavior.

The term "dusty bird" came from the word dusty meaning disrespectful, unattractive, or rude, and bird referring to someone who is socially inept or lacking in sophistication behind closed doors.
He was such a dusty bird always acting like some kind of rich jerk!
by Type2GenomeManiac January 27, 2024
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