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by Jmadmonkey June 7, 2018
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Get the alehandjob mug.Did you see that beater cock Mary came home with last night? Must have been slim pickings at the saloon. She definitely got an STD
by Dolemite Jones March 14, 2022
Get the Beater cock mug.1) A fleshlight in the shape of a Snivy that only savage people of large caliber are allowed to use
2) A fanfic that mashes both John Wicc, District 9, Pokemon, and large amounts of crack cocaine.
2) A fanfic that mashes both John Wicc, District 9, Pokemon, and large amounts of crack cocaine.
I am a truly savage man. Every night I bust out and bust in my green Covelight; the only thing in my life that can bring me both shame and pleasure.
Did you read that story Covelight? Yeah man, that shit made me want to grab the nearest cleaning supplies and make a special potion all for myself.
Did you read that story Covelight? Yeah man, that shit made me want to grab the nearest cleaning supplies and make a special potion all for myself.
by Doug Bowser March 15, 2022
Get the Covelight mug.the act of applying a healthy dose of industrial grade super glue to an erect penis, (variations of application include a full nose dive into the glue container or a swift swabbing). then with a sticky wiener, the male experiences oral sex waiting 1-2 minutes for the glue to dry. in that time the partner clenches thine teeth which in hand get stuck to penis which is ripped out making a "chainsaw" out of his genitals.
rodriguez: "man i just cut down that tree with my erect penis!"
willis: "you be lying through thine teeth i say"
rodriguez: "naw man i gave that bitch an oral chainsaw"
willis: "oh that explains everything...your pantaloons must be ripped meaw"
willis: "you be lying through thine teeth i say"
rodriguez: "naw man i gave that bitch an oral chainsaw"
willis: "oh that explains everything...your pantaloons must be ripped meaw"
by mavegen/skyrainbowrider March 11, 2011
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A dusty bird is someone who thinks they are attractive on the outside and better than anyone else to the highest degree even though they do not deserve any praise because of their shallow and condescending behavior.
The term "dusty bird" came from the word dusty meaning disrespectful, unattractive, or rude, and bird referring to someone who is socially inept or lacking in sophistication behind closed doors.
The term "dusty bird" came from the word dusty meaning disrespectful, unattractive, or rude, and bird referring to someone who is socially inept or lacking in sophistication behind closed doors.
by Type2GenomeManiac January 27, 2024
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