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dusting the crops

The act of walking through a group of people and expelling gas and doing so repeatedly

Mike was dusting the crops at the dance.

by Gindy December 5, 2009

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p.d.a. with my partner in public.

Gay

youre fuckin gey because of your VP.D.A. with my partner in public.

by CrashEaTas November 13, 2017

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mzungu

an African swahili word that means a white person, also used to describe white, caucasian women.
Mzungu is seen as something favourable.

That Mzungu woman tanning herself on the African beach is so attractive with her white skin, blonde hair and blue eyes.

by deevan December 9, 2008

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Midget mommy

When your desperate to lose your virginity so you fuck a midget and you don't know her name and you didn't wear a condom

I totally midget mommyied this girl last night from the bar

by Alan15 December 10, 2018

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floaturd

The buoyant nugget sized turd that remains in the bowl after the flush

Dave, I went to use the crapper and some nasty jerk left a bunch of floaturds behind. I think somebody else's wife cooks worse than mine.

by Mr metal chip July 23, 2015

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The sweetest girl you'll meet. Kind, friendly and amazingly pretty. She loves to have fun and enjoy herself no matter what. Amaani is a great friend and has a fabulous personality. She doesn't care about haters and stands up for herself and others. You better find an Amaani somewhere, because shes one of the most gorgeous people you will ever meet.

Oh my gosh, its Amaani :D

by Ohmygoshiloveyouuu October 10, 2011

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