Urban Dictionary

the area of your body that is called ur asshole

Something you can say:

1. Just for the plain the hell of it
2. To answer questions you can't be fucked answering
3. To answer questions you don't want to answer

Another version of your mum is 'your mom'. But I'm Australian soo yeah.

A regulator who polices the use of someone else's twat.

A sex act where a man does a doggystyle with his girl (who is preferably wearing a wig) and suddenly snatches the wig off his girl and puts it on his head. He proceeds to doggystyle his girl while screaming "I'm Rick James BITCH!".

A young man whose life revolves around trying to play football, failing to play baseball, and making rap albums that completely suck. He is balding at the age of 17 and the hair that hasn't fallen out is turning gray. His younger brother is better than him at life and gets more playing time than him as a freshman on varsity. Young Joey P thinks he will get accepted into Cornell when in reality he is going to Caldwell College and going to teach special ed kids math for the rest of his life. Eventually he will learn more from the sped kids than they will ever learn from him. His hit song is called "Perfectionist Mentality" and you can find it on youtube after typing in Run This Town Remix - Joseph (Cohen) Panullowitzsteinburgman.

Someone who is above all others, Insane at everything, gaming, socializing with especially women.

<verb> to have relations with a girl on a mattress that sits directly on the floor. Not owning a bedframe is a symbol of a ridiculous lack of class or perhaps just sheer laziness. In either instance it is far more degrading to the girl partaking in the floor matressing event then if the mattress were somehow elevated off the ground.