gnostic3's definitions

propaganda

n. Anecdotes, facts, rumours etc that support the notion that props are the best rugby players on earth.

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Hookers? Scrumhalfs? Wings? Wankers the lot of them. Great props are the key to any decent rugger side.

That is just rubbish propaganda mate. If you had any remaining teeth I’d knock them down your ale-filled gob.

by gnostic3 June 1, 2022

messi

v. To befuddle an opponent in sports or business.

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We are untouchable this year! We are gonna totally messi you up come playoff time.

Sorry? You know you’re the Maple Leafs? Right?

by gnostic3 March 15, 2019

rockwall

n. Any ludicrously difficult hike or other task, that you have accomplished with ease. Often dropped into conversations as a thinly veiled form of bragging.

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Bike New York to Montreal in two days? It’s no rockwall. So yeah. I could get ‘er done.

by gnostic3 August 25, 2022

Eyesome

adj. Cool kids expression synonymous with the decidedly dated expression “on fleek” which is now being used only by wrinklies and cartoon captionists.

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TheNurse is looking totally eyesome these days.

Yes. More delicious than a leek.

by gnostic3 March 28, 2019

poopocalypse

n. Catastrophic spillage of feces. Often involves splatters on walls and ceilings during diaper changes and results in liberal swearing, heavy drinking, vows of celibacy etc.

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Go to sleep Delano. Mommy is going to drink wine until she forgets your latest poopocalypse.

by gnostic3 March 7, 2015

kangameat

n. Only the best bloody grub under the Aussie sun mate! Stick a bit of fresh pouch on the bar by and slash down a chilly while it sizzles like a koala in a bush fire.

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Which of you clobbers needs another slab of kangameat!

by gnostic3 March 7, 2022

Putin on the Blitz-krieg

song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.

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Play “Putin on the Blitz-krieg” with your few remaining fingers.

by gnostic3 March 2, 2022