473 definitions by gnostic3
Captain Kenney! The water is pouring in everywhere and rabid rats are devouring the crew. Can we abandon ship? It’s the only intelligent action.
Full speed ahead. I am not about to cancel the juniors.
Full speed ahead. I am not about to cancel the juniors.
by gnostic3 December 29, 2022
n. Any infection or injury acquired through interaction with a bro. Includes influenza from camping together, torn ligaments from horseplay or touch football, and syphilis.
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by gnostic3 April 26, 2020
n. Any infection or injury acquired through interaction with a bro. Includes influenza from camping together, torn ligaments from horseplay or touch football, and syphilis.
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by gnostic3 April 26, 2020
place. Rugged Canadian park full of pointy mountains and deep slot canyons that both provide delightful vistas and chances to lose a limb. Bears, hungry and ornery 24/7, compete with bighorn sheep and rutting elk for handouts from misguided tourists. Avalanches of snow and skiers in winter and rock in summer often flatten the frankly decaying townsite but a thriving gravel-extraction industrial plant working on the mounds of tailings from the failed gold industry and moraines from the failed glacier industry are turning things around. The recent anti-masking truck convoy passing through the park amused many of the smaller marmots and almost made up for the total lack of after-hours entertainment for which the tourists, bone-tired after long treks into the jasperiffic hinterlands, thirst.
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A tourist in Jasper recently smeared honey on her child in a mis-guided attempt to attract bears.
From out of Canada?
They’re awaiting the DNA results. Kind of messy.
From out of Canada?
They’re awaiting the DNA results. Kind of messy.
by gnostic3 January 30, 2022
v. phrase Expression used to convey that someone is being overly wordy or attempting to explain or ignore the obvious.
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The bullet has caused torrential bleeding from the hepatic artery. We will need to turn on the large-bore suction and clamp the damaged vessel above and below the hole and then ...
Listen Linda. You do what you want. I am just going to squeeze this large pulsing thing firmly in my fingers.
That's what she said.
Listen Linda. You do what you want. I am just going to squeeze this large pulsing thing firmly in my fingers.
That's what she said.
by gnostic3 June 14, 2020
n. Repeated exhausting sexual acts involving a Mayan or, in a pinch, any Central American.
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Okay team. Any of you men with some strength left after another ten sprints are going to give me five guat-thrusts if you want to make the Canadian Junior hockey team.
You don't look Mayan.
Quiet Fleury.
You don't look Mayan.
Quiet Fleury.
by gnostic3 July 5, 2023
n. A sexual entanglement involving four adventurous people. Also a pile-up during the paralympics.
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If you want to join the quadtangle you'll ned to sign this release ... and my breast.
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If you want to join the quadtangle you'll ned to sign this release ... and my breast.
by gnostic3 February 14, 2023