gnostic3's definitions

drafter

n. Someone riding on your coattails. Sometimes to glory:; sometimes to prison.

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Hey Rudy! Why are you such a drafter? Is it the money or the illusions of glory?

by gnostic3 December 4, 2019

breaking bubbles

v. Violating Covid-19 social-distancing restrictions.

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Plans for the weekend?

Nothing solid yet but I will be breaking bubbles. Plenty of bubbles.

by gnostic3 April 5, 2021

shielders

n. People who fearfully hide from the dangers of the world, often by taking sensible precautions.

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Hey! You shielders can come out now. We facers have faced down the plague and the sickened remnants of our brave band are ready for your well-reasoned care.

by gnostic3 December 21, 2021

merkled

v. Disparaged publicly.

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Madonna totally merkled Sean Penn last night on stage.

Did anyone care?

by gnostic3 March 9, 2021

duffy

n. Somewhat dim person who doesn't know the location of his home or office or have the ability to understand simple rules.

You are such a duffy. I told you twice already. You work at the big grey building overlooking the Ottawa river.

by gnostic3 September 23, 2015

terribull

n. Any false explanation for a late report, missing cash, pregnancy etc. Usually said with an ironic sympathetic nod.

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So then there was this big crash, see,and like the heavens totally opened up and some big voice was all, "Judy! You is the chosen one! You be having my holy chile." So I said, " But I don't wants to be pregnant. I got school to finish! " ( sobs uncontrollably)

That's terribull. Let me get you a kleenex.

by gnostic3 August 4, 2016

tuquestorm

n. Cold blizzard requiring the donning of a warm tuque. By extension it is also used in Canada to describe a period of frigidity in a romantic or business relationship.

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Your Donna was dissing you all night in the pub. I sense a tuquestorm is brewing.

by gnostic3 October 18, 2020