gnostic3's definitions

mermazing

adj. Absolutely wonderful. Like a sparkly mermaid astride a unicorn.

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Why does Liv have that dreamy look in her eyes?

She was at Unicorn Sleepaway Camp. It was mermazing.

by gnostic3 July 19, 2019

fossil fooling

v. Distributing half-truths or heavily edited one-sided oinions in the carbon tax/ pipeline debates.

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That newly elected politicizn isn’t fossil fooling me. I know plenty of stuff. Scienceiffic stuff.

by gnostic3 April 24, 2019

superbola

n. Any horrible infectious disease that becomes an epidemic and threatens the fabric of society. Can be used metaphorically for things that destroy computer networks, school spirit etc.

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In the seventeenth century a superbola swept across Europe and killed millions of peasants.

by gnostic3 October 30, 2014

pansive

adj. Thoughtful, but only on the subject of trousers.

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Why are you looking so pansive this morning?

I was just wondering whether harem pants were going to come back.

by gnostic3 March 17, 2021

goosetastic

adj. Expression of sarcastic pseudo-praise. Better than “Awesome, yawn.” Much better.

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Canada won another gold medal in some lame ice-related sport.

That is goosetastic. Canada goosetastic.

by gnostic3 December 29, 2021

boulder artist

n. Person who paints, photographs, or arranges rocks in stunningly creative ways.

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Have you seen Erin's photos of Machu Picchu? She is truly a boulder artist.

Bolder than who?

by gnostic3 November 18, 2017

ka-ching ca-khing

Onomatopoeic expression denoting an expected cash windfall.

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BMI cholecystectomy with chlolodochoduodenostomy? What does that even mean Kara?

Ka-ching ca-khing!

by gnostic3 February 1, 2020