gnostic3's definitions

dubai brothers

n. Close male friends from any eastern states who like to hang together.

..........................

Who left this roach in the ablution area? Not cool man.

Probably one of the dubai brothers. They are such tokers.

by gnostic3 December 12, 2016

kangaroom

n. Australian term for tiny claustrophobic pouch-like dorm room or similar confined living space.

....................

Here, Bruce, this is a right bloody kangaroom you live in. Barely space in here to castrate a wallaby!

Well, it is a prison cell Sheila.

by gnostic3 April 25, 2019

puckle

n. Troublesome situation.

......................

If you slash that Russian trying to go five hole on their power play they’ll have a 5 on 3 and we will be in a real puckle.

by gnostic3 December 26, 2021

final stones tour

n. Any once-in-a-lifetime event that will be repeated and repeated ad nauseum.

..........................

Have we heard the last of this impeachment thing?

No way. It’s a final stones tour.

by gnostic3 February 13, 2020

wordodex

n. The part of the human brain responsible for storage and, more importantly, retrieval of the words learned over the course of a lifetime.

..............................

Wordodex failures, in which the correct or perfect word (le mot juste ou parfait), which may have spent years collecting dust in the less-travelled areas of a surgeon's cerebral cortex, is badly routed and ends up dangling uselessly at the tip of his tongue, can be both annihilatory and devastative.

by gnostic3 November 23, 2022

cuttime

n. The moment when investigation of a problem by a GP is complete and the surgeon takes over. By extension any time when action is required or imminent.

...............

Grab some sponges and give me some room. It’s cuttime.

by gnostic3 June 25, 2019

trumpling

n. Spherical blob of bland white tasteless food or animal waste.

...............

No! I cannot stomach another trumpling! I am only human.

by gnostic3 March 29, 2021