gnostic3's definitions

drover smudge

n. Slightly greasy spot where a drover stood before the bushfires.

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Mind how you step mate! Plenty of koala droppings about and one drover smudge the size of a Melbourne channel ferry.

Thought of buying a vaccy Burt? Might reduce the pong a bit.

by gnostic3 March 29, 2021

goosefight

n. Disorganised skuffle between two angry but untrained foes.

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The Ukrainian war has turned into a real goosefight.

by gnostic3 May 5, 2022

World Cup of Hockey

n. Lame pseudo-competition dreamt up to justify keeping a frozen sheet of ice in Toronto during September.

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You going to watch the World Cup of Hockey?
Not unless I get paid and have a stroke so I can't run off with the cash.

by gnostic3 November 4, 2016

Guyliner

n. Periocular makeup worn by rockers, fluffy movie stars, brigands and other gentlemen with flair and a certain lack of torn rugby jerseys in their closets.

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That Johnny Depp, he likes to wear guyliner. It's like he has a free pass or something.

by gnostic3 October 28, 2015

cancel the juniors

v. Throw in the towel ; give in to the inevitable.

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Captain Kenney! The water is pouring in everywhere and rabid rats are devouring the crew. Can we abandon ship? It’s the only intelligent action.

Full speed ahead. I am not about to cancel the juniors.

by gnostic3 December 29, 2021

senatorial impartiality

adj. A somewhat magical quality once abundant in America but which, like the buffalo and entertaining broadcast TV, is now seldom seen.

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Unicorn horns and senatorial impartiality do not exist! And I am a bit suspicious of this Tooth Fairy.

by gnostic3 January 21, 2020

jabee

n. Person who has been vaccinated.

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You a jabee? Only jabees being let in to the brothel tonight.

Bummer.

Only if you are a jabee.

by gnostic3 April 30, 2021