mouth sweat

n. Excessive drooling, usually induced by delightful cooking aromas, physiological excitation, or Pavlovian chimes. Sometimes a precursor to forceful vomiting.

......................

I can feel the mouth sweat coming! Somebody fetch me a bucket!

by gnostic3 May 11, 2018

drippppy

adj. Aussie term for having an STD associated with a voluminous foul discharge. Usually used to avoid admitting one has an STD.

.....................................

G'day dinkums my kuddly koala. Sorry I haven't seen you much: I've been a bit drippppy lately.

Why so many "p"s?

Bloody mucosal irritation causes bladder spasms , mate.

by gnostic3 November 22, 2022

slacquer

n. Paint that doesn't put in much effort to cover up rust, look pretty, or really accomplish anything.

.........................

I don't care how my house looks so I painted it with some cheap slacquer.

by gnostic3 January 03, 2023

Redo’s Procedure

n. Complex operation performed only by the most skilled surgeons in which a previously performed delicate procedure is performed again ... indelicately.

..........................................

Crickey mate! I was up all night getting a didgeridoo out of an Abo’s bum. Again. And now I have to do a bleeding Redo’s Procedure with an assistant from Perth who can’t tell an Allis from a pair of Springs.

by gnostic3 February 07, 2024

firkytoodle

n. A canoodle, an affectionate kiss and cuddle.

....................

Darling, are you up for a firkytoodle after the cricket match? Could be ripping fun.

So, in four days unless it rains? Yeah, I guess I could pencil you in.

by gnostic3 March 05, 2020

aussie rules

n. Only the best bleeding football game on the planet mate! Bunch of tall blokes elbowing each other in the spleens then hammering an inflated sheep’s bladder between a forest of upright posts or near enough to make no mind for either three points or nine. Also a straightforward set of laws designed to keep dangerous lunatics off God’s soil so they cannot imperil the grans.

..........................

I find your aussie rules is so confusing for me.

It’s only a bleeding tic box mate. Have you been away from home in the last fortnight, yes or no?

by gnostic3 January 12, 2022

messified

v. Raised to the level of the Gods.

..............................

The mayor thinks she has been messified. I beg to differ. She isn’t even a maradonair.

by gnostic3 December 19, 2022