gnostic3's definitions

parking

v. Hiking through a variety of tough but beautiful National Parks in succession without bathing. A brief slut wipe now and again is, of course, acceptable.

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Kayley and I and her fiancee were engaged in some very hot parking last week.

Do tell. Did you happen to take any photos?

Hundreds!

by gnostic3 May 11, 2024

fringer

n. Theatre enthusiast willing to endure numerous hard benches and enthusiastic presentations of confused mayhem in the search for one nugget of magic

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I am going to the Fringe Theatre Festival this weekend. This is the year that being a fringer pays off.

You say that every year.

by gnostic3 August 7, 2019

exconerated

v. Declared not-guilty, despite yor obvious guilt, by a cadre of supporters.

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I hope to buy my way out of this mess. I will appoint my own judge and be exconerated by Tuesday.

by gnostic3 February 1, 2020

robustity

n. Having a certain vigorous strength. A word often applied by under-educated Australian surgeons to good thick tissue that will heal well despite poor suturing technique.

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Admirable robustity in those diaphragmatic crura Shiela! I reckon we can close this bleeding hernia up tighter that a platypus’ egghole.

by gnostic3 February 10, 2024

brovid19

n. Any infection or injury acquired through interaction with a bro. Includes influenza from camping together, torn ligaments from horseplay or touch football, and syphilis.

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You look poor bro. What up?

Brovid19. Do not wrestle with Kenny until his swabs come back.

by gnostic3 April 25, 2020

spleen coach

n. Well-dressed earnest motivationalist who helps disaffected urbanites to reach their full potential by unmasking and eliminating any splenocentric phobias, taboos or sexual blocks. Tasty snacks, sachets of aromatic herbs, and vaginal whispering are usually included on a BOGO basis.

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So much repressed hostility, giggling at the sight of certain flowers, and so many unexplained bruises and episodes of epistaxis;: I think I need a spleen coach.

Or a competent haematologist.

by gnostic3 June 25, 2019

thunburger

n. Tasty lunch item made from healthy renewable nematodes in a carbon-minus kitchen. Also a Swedish sexual activity involving reindeer herders that is often mistaken for a Lappdanse.

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God morgan Greta! Join me later for a thunburger in my solar car? Then we can walk to the breezy shore at sunset, calculate how much freely-available wind, solar and tidal energy was under-utilized by the planet, again, then spit in frustration at the stupidity of humans.

You hade me vide thunburger!

by gnostic3 January 7, 2022