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by gnostic3 February 6, 2019
Get the polargeist mug.Cricket mate! I don’t mean to belittle your new Nike strides but those pommey abominations make you look like a wallaby’s uncle.
No offence taken Bruce. Me gran in Perth sent them out via bush plane for Anzac Day.
No offence taken Bruce. Me gran in Perth sent them out via bush plane for Anzac Day.
by gnostic3 April 26, 2019
Get the wallaby’s uncle mug.n. A troubling or criminal situation one finds oneself in. Usually the fault of a misguided society and not due to a personal fault.
How do you plan to extricate yourself from this here punkle mate?
Plans are for losers.
Plans are for those who do not have both hands caught in the cookie jar that is life.
Plans are for losers.
Plans are for those who do not have both hands caught in the cookie jar that is life.
by gnostic3 August 31, 2022
Get the punkle mug.n. Any vehicle used to transport a band from gig to gig. Often commodious but decrepit.
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by gnostic3 March 9, 2021
Get the jambulance mug.n. Any once-in-a-lifetime event that will be repeated and repeated ad nauseum.
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by gnostic3 February 13, 2020
Get the final stones tour mug.n. The part of the human brain responsible for storage and, more importantly, retrieval of the words learned over the course of a lifetime.
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Wordodex failures, in which the correct or perfect word (le mot juste ou parfait), which may have spent years collecting dust in the less-travelled areas of a surgeon's cerebral cortex, is badly routed and ends up dangling uselessly at the tip of his tongue, can be both annihilatory and devastative.
by gnostic3 November 23, 2022
Get the wordodex mug.Time you bought a vaccy Bruce. The grub droppings have formed an escarpment in your Shiela’s cage that would put the Blue Mountains to shame.
by gnostic3 April 6, 2021
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