gnostic3's definitions

beefcase

n. Lunchbox for devoted meat eaters. Often used disparagingly by vegetarians.

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Hey Grog! What innocent creature is in your beefcase today?

by gnostic3 June 13, 2022

wombatter

n. Delicious coating for making deep-fried koala even tastier. Much loved in finer Perth eateries.

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Where’s my wombatter Shiela? Streuth- covered emu dumps! Don’t tell me you’ve only gone and fed it to your bloody sugar glider when the abos are already on their way over for a proper dinkle!

by gnostic3 February 15, 2021

algoreithm

n. Complex decision-making process used by environmentalists to evaluate the proper way to proceed when building a pipeline, designing a city, draining a swamp etc.

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Are you using the latest algoreithm? Those owl burrows look a little close to the runway.

by gnostic3 February 4, 2020

changing of the guard

v. Upper class British term for applying a fresh condom.

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I say. Last night at the orgy Andrew yelled that it was time for a changing of the guard. I thought it a wee bit tacky.

The command was tacky, or the condom?

by gnostic3 January 18, 2022

taking the sixth

v. Avoiding self-incrimination by hiding behind a more powerful-sounding, but non-existent, constitutional amendment.

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They will not get my corpulent corpse! I am taking the sixth then seeking asylum in North Korea.

There is no sixth Mr. President.

Fake News!

by gnostic3 December 28, 2019

wholeache

n. Condition following a night of wild drinking and debauchery in which not just the head, but the entire body hurts. Not to be confused with a “holeache” which too can follow a similar night of revelry.

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Leave the room if you plan to breathe, blink or produce other deafening bodily noises. I have a wholeache and a pistol.

With an attached silencer?

by gnostic3 January 1, 2018

cubbywhole

n. A Chicago Cubs fan who has become a complete person because of the long awaited victory of the Cubs in the World Series.

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We won. We finally won! The final piece in the puzzle that is life has fallen into place! At last I am a cubbywhole.

You got that right.

by gnostic3 November 4, 2016