gnostic3's definitions

djokovictory

n. Any underserved win that comes with unpleasant consequences or sets a dangerous precedent.

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There’s a good chance Prince Andrew’s money will buy him a djokovictory in his court case.

by gnostic3 January 13, 2022

icenado

n. Winter snowy blizzard with added components of freezing rain and extreme winds.

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Dude! Your new skidboard moves down the ramp like an icenado. Totally zip.

by gnostic3 December 28, 2022

duner

n. Generally bewildered person, like Jim Morrison, who thinks the empty arid desert, and the wrinkled folk stuck living there, hold the answers to all the mysteries of life.

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Old one! I beseech you. Reveal the truths of the mesquite to me.

Another duner. If we knew the secrets of life do you think we would be dying of dehydration in an admittedly-gorgeous slot canyon?

by gnostic3 January 4, 2022

goosefight

n. Disorganised skuffle between two angry but untrained foes.

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The Ukrainian war has turned into a real goosefight.

by gnostic3 May 5, 2022

World Cup of Hockey

n. Lame pseudo-competition dreamt up to justify keeping a frozen sheet of ice in Toronto during September.

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You going to watch the World Cup of Hockey?
Not unless I get paid and have a stroke so I can't run off with the cash.

by gnostic3 November 4, 2016

Guyliner

n. Periocular makeup worn by rockers, fluffy movie stars, brigands and other gentlemen with flair and a certain lack of torn rugby jerseys in their closets.

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That Johnny Depp, he likes to wear guyliner. It's like he has a free pass or something.

by gnostic3 October 28, 2015

rugly

adj. Possessing one or more rugby-induced facial scars or deformities.

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You are an impressively rugly human being Miss. Care for a Guinness?

by gnostic3 August 27, 2022