Definitions by gnostic3

purrson

n. Odd human who, to put it bluntly, is rather too fond of cats, if you know what I mean;: a lady, or a fellow, could be a fellow but usually a lady, who settles into a comfy settee with a cup of tea and a nice tangle of whiskered wonders and dreams of never standing up again unless Mr. Tiddles starts to yowl because he can’t find the demi-mouse that he left in the sensiblesock drawer.

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I didn’t go to Abigail Tinyclaw’s funeral because I’m not much of a mourning purrson.

purrson by gnostic3 March 7, 2026

housemonkey

n. An elected official who follows the iniquitous path of a criminally incompetent and morally corrupt leader rather than a sensible course set by her electors and her heart.

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There sounds the knell of Justice’s gavel. Time to pull up my housemonkey pants.

Enjoy your grovelling dear. Bring me a present. Maybe a USA deathcap.

housemonkey by gnostic3 March 7, 2026

phyb

n. A mega-lie. An untruth so ridiculously large and transparent that only a megalomaniacal psychotic in a sycophantic dream could possibly utter it.

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Fiftieth phyb of the day sir. A new record.

Then say it in CAPITALS housemonkey.

phyb by gnostic3 March 7, 2026

beclowning

V. Madcap disorganized activity undertaken to bring order in the wake of a leader who is wildly off-kilter and psychotically deranged.

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Spent the morning beclowning. Again. How many more countries are there?

beclowning by gnostic3 March 7, 2026

robustity

adj. A surgical measure of the strength of tissue and its ability to remain firmly sutured whilst healing. Not to be confused with “robust titty”, which, coincidentally, sometimes is the result of robustity.

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A gentle pull there Bryan. I sense a certain lack of robustity in this pancreatic duct.
Good eye Mr. Gregg. You operate like God.
She wishes!

robustity by gnostic3 March 7, 2026

snobawl fight

n. Minor skirmish in which the weaker loser whines about getting cold slush down their neck or losing a packed school.

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Call that a war? Losers! Barely a snobawl fight.

snobawl fight by gnostic3 March 7, 2026

deathcap

n. Headgear worn symbolically whilst pronouncing a death sentence. The traditional black mini-veil worn over the wig by venerable British Lord Justices has recently been supplanted by a tacky white USA ball cap available at the gift shop.

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Don’t make me put on the deathcap. You do not want to meet my little friend Canada.

deathcap by gnostic3 March 7, 2026