oscarshirt

n. Expensive item of clothing.

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Kara wants an oscarshirt for christmas. I may have to do some extra work to pay for it. But no anal.

by gnostic3 December 21, 2019

golfish

adj. A term describing any golf-like event that is desperately attempting to pump up interest in golf.

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I’d watch Tiger Woods driving balls off John Daly’s belly, but it isn’t golf.

No, but it is golfish.

by gnostic3 August 29, 2022

overumbraging

v. Taking offence when obviously none was intended.

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My law firm wants to fire me because I said I liked to eat brownies. There were crumbs on my lips. Delicious crumbs.

Overumbraging. It’ll be the death of conversation.

You can’t say “death”. Major trigger.

by gnostic3 December 05, 2022

raceish

adj. Referring to race, and arguably racist, but with a nuance that allows for some wiggle room if you have a good law team and a semanticist on your payroll.

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What did you think of that racist tweet? Impeachment time?

No no. That was more raceish than racist. White guys always talk like that.

Racist!

by gnostic3 July 19, 2019

dumple

n. Small pile of excretement. A term used exclusively by small children and rich urbanites with tiny dogs.

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What a cute dumple! Who's mummy's little precious?

Mother! I'm in law school. Let it go.

by gnostic3 August 04, 2016

peachy

adj. Atmosphere or circumstances conducive to impeachment.

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Things in Washington are looking peachy.

by gnostic3 December 04, 2019

face commando

v. Going without a mask. Seen as a bold audacious but somewhat foolish action.

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Look at Linda! All face commando. Props to her.

Seems a bit short of breath though.

by gnostic3 June 14, 2020