gnostic3's definitions

bidentime

v. Waiting in the wings.

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Kamala Harris, right now, is just bidentime.

by gnostic3 August 12, 2020

slouch potato

n. Slovenly person with no ambition and bad posture.

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Get some shape on your benighted life you didgeridoo-bashing slouch potato. You don’t want to end up washing koala scrotums down the docks in Perth.

by gnostic3 December 22, 2021

trumptime

n. The moment when serious thoughtful contemplation is abandoned and random wonky action begins.

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Look out kids! Mean Mr. Johnson next door keeps letting his sprinkler splash my BMW. JUST DETAILED! So now it’s rumptime. I mean trumptime.

by gnostic3 June 25, 2019

demeshing

v. Removing surgically implanted plastic mesh in an attempt to alleviate odd symptoms. By extension a euphemism for any pointless or inherently futile activity.

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Another election in Israel! When will the demeshing end?

by gnostic3 March 29, 2021

dipple

n. Expert in a given field who nearly makes a gross error.

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Don’t cut that with your scalpel you dipple! That’s my finger!

So you say. We’ll let the pathologists make that call.

by gnostic3 May 8, 2021

messi

v. To befuddle an opponent in sports or business.

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We are untouchable this year! We are gonna totally messi you up come playoff time.

Sorry? You know you’re the Maple Leafs? Right?

by gnostic3 March 15, 2019

toffle

n. Minor verbal or physical interaction with bystanders, hotdog vendor carts, policemen etc whilst skateboarding.

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What up Seymour? Living the dream?

Totally Pleasantville. Bit of a toffle with a mime troupe. Oh, and I think I broke my leg.

by gnostic3 October 28, 2022