gnostic3's definitions

frostophobia

n. Fear of being shut inside a freezer, or of spending a week in Alberta in January.

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Strip to Red Deer!? No thanks. I suffer from frostophobia.

Very sensible of you.Wish it was contagious.

by gnostic3 April 8, 2022

duckslam

n. A full house in ice curling. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada.

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Did you hear? Scotty got a duckslam on the weekend. He could hardly stand up it was so slippery.

I know the feeling. He should use a towel.

by gnostic3 August 25, 2014

slacquer

n. Paint that doesn’t put in much effort to cover up rust, look pretty, or really accomplish anything.

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I don’t care how my house looks so I just slapped on some cheap slacquer.

by gnostic3 January 4, 2023

Nude Year’s Eve

n. Pretty, unclothed, woman ready to party in the coming Eden that will be the future. Usually drunk.

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Any plans for tonight? Watching a large ball drop perhaps? Perhaps two?

Not me. I am going to be the Nude Year’s Eve Watch out world! HoooooYahhh!

Okay. Well. Be safe.

by gnostic3 January 1, 2020

terribull

n. Any false explanation for a late report, missing cash, pregnancy etc. Usually said with an ironic sympathetic nod.

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So then there was this big crash, see,and like the heavens totally opened up and some big voice was all, "Judy! You is the chosen one! You be having my holy chile." So I said, " But I don't wants to be pregnant. I got school to finish! " ( sobs uncontrollably)

That's terribull. Let me get you a kleenex.

by gnostic3 August 4, 2016

merkled

v. Disparaged publicly.

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Madonna totally merkled Sean Penn last night on stage.

Did anyone care?

by gnostic3 March 9, 2021

drafter

n. Someone riding on your coattails. Sometimes to glory:; sometimes to prison.

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Hey Rudy! Why are you such a drafter? Is it the money or the illusions of glory?

by gnostic3 December 4, 2019