gnostic3's definitions

wallberg

n. Massive obstruction to the passage of point guards, shipping, or legislation. Unlike the case with icebergs ninety percent of the wallberg is usually easily seen.

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Washington is threatened by a giant wallberg.

Come on dude. Mark is wicked good.

by gnostic3 March 15, 2019

trumpling

n. Spherical blob of bland white tasteless food or animal waste.

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No! I cannot stomach another trumpling! I am only human.

by gnostic3 March 29, 2021

cuttime

n. The moment when investigation of a problem by a GP is complete and the surgeon takes over. By extension any time when action is required or imminent.

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Grab some sponges and give me some room. It’s cuttime.

by gnostic3 June 25, 2019

fact-tramp

n. Person more concerned with the truth of a statement that with the impact of the statement. These concrete-thinkers are often undiagnosed schizophrenics unable to see the big picture.

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This new health-care plan will make America great again!

Tens of millions will die needlessly. In horrible pain.

"Great again!" Are you deaf? Are you a fact-tramp working for the filth at CNN? "Great again!!!" With four exclamation points.

by gnostic3 June 25, 2017

sweepers

n. Ice curlers too weak or uncoordinated to throw heavy granite stones. They just sweep dirt and candy wrappings out of the stone's path.

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Come on sweepers! Put a little zest into it. We nearly wrecked on a ciggie butt in that last end.

by gnostic3 December 28, 2019

puckle

n. Troublesome situation.

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If you slash that Russian trying to go five hole on their power play they’ll have a 5 on 3 and we will be in a real puckle.

by gnostic3 December 26, 2021

trumpling

n. Spherical blob of bland white tasteless food or animal waste.

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No! I cannot stomach another trumpling! I am only human.

by gnostic3 February 14, 2020