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n. An extremely grizzled adult with a singed beard, one eye, a drug-addled husband and three dirty kids of ill-defined parentage.
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I gots the perfect life. A harley sway back and a biker’s family. Yee haw!
That ain’t no biker’s family. You ain’t grizzled but a little.
That ain’t no biker’s family. You ain’t grizzled but a little.
by gnostic3 August 13, 2022
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No pain; no gaizn. Stand aside for progress old man.
Again: you are only five.
No pain; no gaizn. Stand aside for progress old man.
Again: you are only five.
by gnostic3 March 16, 2021
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Crickey Mate! I was up all night getting a didgeridoo out of an Abo’s bum! Again! And now I have to do a bleeding Redo’s Procedure with an assistant from Perth who can’t tell an Allis from a pair of Springs.
by gnostic3 February 23, 2024
Get the redo’s procedure mug.n. The part of the human brain responsible for storage and, more importantly, retrieval of the words learned over the course of a lifetime.
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Wordodex failures, in which the correct or perfect word (le mot juste ou parfait), which may have spent years collecting dust in the less-travelled areas of a surgeon's cerebral cortex, is badly routed and ends up dangling uselessly at the tip of his tongue, can be both annihilatory and devastative.
by gnostic3 November 23, 2022
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by gnostic3 March 9, 2021
Get the jambulance mug.n. A troubling or criminal situation one finds oneself in. Usually the fault of a misguided society and not due to a personal fault.
How do you plan to extricate yourself from this here punkle mate?
Plans are for losers.
Plans are for those who do not have both hands caught in the cookie jar that is life.
Plans are for losers.
Plans are for those who do not have both hands caught in the cookie jar that is life.
by gnostic3 August 31, 2022
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