473 definitions by gnostic3
n. Any horrible infectious disease that becomes an epidemic and threatens the fabric of society. Can be used metaphorically for things that destroy computer networks, school spirit etc.
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by gnostic3 October 30, 2014
n. Frugal person who seeks to eschew rampant consumerism. Certainly not a filthy hobo.
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How can you be a physician and a shacker?
Oooo! A riddle! I love riddles. And plastic sheeting. And finding empties.
Oooo! A riddle! I love riddles. And plastic sheeting. And finding empties.
by gnostic3 January 4, 2022
Did you hear? Scotty got a duckslam on the weekend. He could hardly stand up it was so slippery.
I know the feeling. He should use a towel.
I know the feeling. He should use a towel.
by gnostic3 August 25, 2014
by gnostic3 July 19, 2019
n. Neurologic condition in which the ability to undress is impaired.
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Why is that surgeon wandering down the hallway with a dirty OR gown over his head?
He has a touch of dysdoffia.
He has a touch of dysdoffia.
by gnostic3 September 6, 2020
n. Neurologic condition in which the ability to undress is impaired.
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Why is that surgeon wandering down the hallway with a dirty OR gown over his head?
He has a touch of dysdoffia.
He has a touch of dysdoffia.
by gnostic3 September 6, 2020
Sleep in fear my man. One dark night I am going to deliver you a suckerslap that will make your ears ring.
Isn’t your warning kind of defeating the whole idea of a suckerslap? And, seeing you got the tiny0 tiny arms, it will likely be a willslap that won’t even wake me up.
Isn’t your warning kind of defeating the whole idea of a suckerslap? And, seeing you got the tiny0 tiny arms, it will likely be a willslap that won’t even wake me up.
by gnostic3 April 12, 2022