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liife

n. Existence, only with two eyes, so you can see the nonsense coming.

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Next time through I am asking God to give me liife.

And a better haircut.
by gnostic3 February 19, 2024
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tuquestorm

n. Cold blizzard requiring the donning of a warm tuque. By extension it is also used in Canada to describe a period of frigidity in a romantic or business relationship.

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Your Donna was dissing you all night in the pub. I sense a tuquestorm is brewing.
by gnostic3 October 18, 2020
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euph

n. Shortened form of the wordeuphemism” preferred by busy folk with no time for four sylls.

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When you say you have to “put icing on the cake” is that a euph?

No. It’s my daughter’s birthday. Perv.
by gnostic3 March 18, 2021
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ronaldo

v. To prance about in a pretentious, shirtless manner after any minor victory, athletic or otherwise.

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So you won the beauty contest. That is no reason to ronaldo Melania.
by gnostic3 June 3, 2017
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meatloafing

v. Exuberantly performing to the sweaty max. Exceeding the usual bounds in any endeavour.

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A touch more meatloafing and you maggots will win this battle and live to spill your guts on a different foreign field.r
by gnostic3 January 27, 2022
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wavicle

n. Physics term which replaces wave and particle when solving the apparent paradox in the duality of matter, energy, and everything.

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Light is composed of wavicles my friend. Not photons, and not waves. Wavicles. They can interfere with themselves after travelling independently through adjacent slits.
by gnostic3 March 13, 2024
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rockery

n. Gathering place for aging bands that play hard-edged music. Usually a permanent venue such as a pub or theatre rather than an arena or grassy knoll where a festival takes place. Often used satiricly.

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Dude! Let's meander down to the rockery and laugh at the old fogeys. Be sure to bring your earplugs.

What?
by gnostic3 July 31, 2016
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