gnostic3's definitions

rugly

adj. Possessing one or more rugby-induced facial scars or deformities.

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You are an impressively rugly human being Miss. Care for a Guinness?

by gnostic3 August 27, 2022

spellunking

v. Descending into the depths of incorrect spelling:; using intricate arguments to defend one’s use of bad spelling.

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My second grader’s teacher says my girl is already an expert at spellunking! I am prowd as a peecockk!

by gnostic3 November 22, 2019

goosefight

n. Disorganised skuffle between two angry but untrained foes.

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The Ukrainian war has turned into a real goosefight.

by gnostic3 May 5, 2022

World Cup of Hockey

n. Lame pseudo-competition dreamt up to justify keeping a frozen sheet of ice in Toronto during September.

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You going to watch the World Cup of Hockey?
Not unless I get paid and have a stroke so I can't run off with the cash.

by gnostic3 November 4, 2016

Guyliner

n. Periocular makeup worn by rockers, fluffy movie stars, brigands and other gentlemen with flair and a certain lack of torn rugby jerseys in their closets.

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That Johnny Depp, he likes to wear guyliner. It's like he has a free pass or something.

by gnostic3 October 28, 2015

morneau

v. Lie to cover your tracks.

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Do not morneau young man. I know you profited from that club raffle and now you are pretending you have a better job offer in Queens. I think not.

by gnostic3 August 19, 2020

echo-tourist

n. Traveller who loves sonic reverberations and seeks out canyons, cliffs and similar locales in exotic locations. It can also be applied to a self-centred person who loves the sound of her own voice.

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Hello! Can you hear me!!!? I'm an echo-tourist!

Again. It's a cave. They have mouths, but they cannot speak.

by gnostic3 August 18, 2016