gnostic3's definitions

herdle

n. Aussie game in which blindfolded sheep drovers try to guess the breed of sheep they are shagging.

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Bruce is becoming a proper herdle expert. Scored a two yesterday, and that was with a bloody wombat.

by gnostic3 August 19, 2022

donalding

v. Boldly stating that your lie was a part of a complex scheme to demonstrate how gullible the press, and the public can be.

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Hey bro! Nice soccer game! I guess your tweet last week about sharks devouring your legs was just a lie.

No. I was donalding, and you and the rest were naive enough to believe it. Fools!

No one believed it man. You were in Idaho all week. Pretty sharkless. And CNN had film of you teaching tap dancing.

Fake news! Liars! Gullible fact-tramps.

by gnostic3 June 25, 2017

relationchip

n. Intimate connection with a bowl of comfort food in lieu of close personal contact. Generally asexual.

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Relationchip status: Extra-spicy tacos.

by gnostic3 August 29, 2022

ovarianed

adj. Having ovaries:; being female..Often used in a perjorative sense by the testiculated folk.

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"The Testaments", Margaret Atwood's tale of dystopian feminine sexuality in a utopian world is widely misinterpreted by the ovarianed people.

Can you even read?

by gnostic3 October 26, 2019

mccall

v. Scottish term for contacting a friend. Often with a sexual implication.

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Hoot mon! I would na mind if ye would McCall me some time lassie.

In yer dreams Angus.

by gnostic3 March 11, 2021

ravening

v. Rhythmically asserting from the shadows that the era of all-night dehydrating ketamine and MDA fueled dance parties is dead, and by extension, reminding music fans that all crazes will one day die.

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Tell that lunatic with the goth make-up and the Madonna t-shirt to quit ravening in front of the stage. Taylor is getting freaked out.

by gnostic3 December 18, 2025

mermazing

adj. Absolutely wonderful. Like a sparkly mermaid astride a unicorn.

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Why does Liv have that dreamy look in her eyes?

She was at Unicorn Sleepaway Camp. It was mermazing.

by gnostic3 July 19, 2019