japaknees

n. Inflammatory joint condition caused by far too much hiking in the Japanese mountains or walking between shrines.

..............

I'd love to come to the rugby match Yestin but I'm having trouble with my japaknees.

by gnostic3 October 11, 2019

ear witness

n. Person who heard something important related to a crime.

..........................................................................................

Why you all dressed up?

Got to go down the courthouse. I heard seven gunshots outside the liquor store last week so now I'm an ear witness.

They know you can't count, right?

by gnostic3 October 27, 2014

drifter

n. Continent that wanders on the tectonic lava beneath earth’s surface.

..............

Drifters have been responsible for most of the world’s upheavals.

I hear that. Someone should do something.

by gnostic3 October 13, 2019

veraciter

n. Person interested in establishing the truth. These throwbacks often rely on facts rather than popular opinion or dictates.

.............

Did you hear the news? Rugby and ice dancing are now America's favourite sports. So suck on that NFL boy.

I think not. I do not wish to sound like a veraciter but that is Canadian propaganda. The Canucks are trying to destabilize our sports channels.

You stick with your truths and I 'll stick with mine. Time to watch some quad toe-loops.

by gnostic3 June 26, 2017

jerseyphile

n. Person who wears a sports jersey because of the colors or logo, not because he loves or understands the team or the sport.

..........

Great game eh? O'Connor deked wide on the power play then went five hole!

What? Five what? Oh I see. It's this shirt right. I'm more of a jerseyphile than a soccer nut.

Hockey nut.

Whatever.

by gnostic3 February 06, 2019

mygain

adj. Faked dramaticly severe headache. The sufferer is usually looking for attention, narcotics, or relief from the tedium of school or work.

................................

You got to give me some morphine Doc. I got a terrible migraine headache.

I believe it’s pronounced “mygain”.

by gnostic3 January 01, 2018

vaticando

adj. A type of fervent religious positivity.

.................

The pope thinks we can beat covid ... and cancelled Easter services. I admire his vaticando attitude.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021