gnostic3's definitions

herdle

n. Aussie game in which blindfolded sheep drovers try to guess the breed of sheep they are shagging.

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Bruce is becoming a proper herdle expert. Scored a two yesterday, and that was with a bloody wombat.

by gnostic3 August 19, 2022

golfish

adj. A term describing any golf-like event that is desperately attempting to pump up interest in golf.

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I’d watch Tiger Woods driving balls off John Daly’s belly, but it isn’t golf.

No, but it is golfish.

by gnostic3 August 29, 2022

beclowning

v. The act of making a person, often oneself, look unbelievably foolish.

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The President is once again beclowning himself.

And soiling himself.

by gnostic3 March 13, 2024

justice tears

n. The physical manifestation of the emotional upheaval caused by the realisation that centuries of evolving democratic justice have been brutally erased by a tyrant.

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Why are you crying little one?

The spirits of truth and democracy lie in the ashes. I cry justice tears.

I told you not to watch Game of Thrones.

by gnostic3 March 29, 2021

trumpjuror

n. A juror who has decided in advance how he will vote.

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Of course Bob is guilty of murder most foul! I am a trumpjuror. Wake me up when the deliberationdonuts arrive.

by gnostic3 February 15, 2021

Blossoms

n. The deceptive name of the incredibly tough Japanese Rugby Team.

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Coming to see the Blossoms in the park tomorrow?

Will they be pretty?

No. Not at all.

by gnostic3 October 14, 2019

submarineing

v. Insulting the courage, dedication or memory of valiant marines and other soldiers.

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A man capable of submarineing is capable of any atrocity and is not fit to command.

by gnostic3 September 5, 2020