Talmanes's definitions
A portmanteauof "retarded" and "petard," it describes a plan backfiring on you in such a way that you are left looking utterly ridiculous. It combines the concept of retarded--which is to say mentally deficient--and the phrase "hoisted by your own petard," which means to have damage done to you by the means you had intended to employ to damage others. A petard is an explosive used to break down barricades in warfare, and so petarded can also mean "blown up," in some circumstances.
You ratted Dan out for stealing that camera, but in doing so proved that you were his accomplice? Dude, you're petarded.
Jim just petarded the front door trying to take out his ex, but the door blew up and a shard of it went through his windshield. Totally petarded.
Jim just petarded the front door trying to take out his ex, but the door blew up and a shard of it went through his windshield. Totally petarded.
by Talmanes December 3, 2006
Get the petardedmug. In tabletop or online RP settings, a twink (often also referred to as a munchkin in tabletop settings) is someone who has min-maxed their character to emphasize a single set of game stats rather than creating a well-rounded character. While these characters are most often geared toward combat, there are a variety of twinks, often differentiated by an accompanying title, such as combat twink, TS twink/cybersex twink, social twink, gear twink, or others.
This seems the most likely origin for the MMORPG version of the term, since tabletop and online RPGs were the precursors to games like World of Warcraft, and the definitions share similarities.
This seems the most likely origin for the MMORPG version of the term, since tabletop and online RPGs were the precursors to games like World of Warcraft, and the definitions share similarities.
So he put all of his points into Strength and Constitution, and put his lowest into Wisdom and Charisma, huh? Sounds like he's rolling up another combat twink.
Dena is such a total TS twink. I swear, her stats are always geared toward making her character attractive so she can cyber other players.
Damn it, there are too many social twinks on this game. The second I think I'm going to have some interesting interaction with someone, they start rolling to forcibly manipulate my character.
Dena is such a total TS twink. I swear, her stats are always geared toward making her character attractive so she can cyber other players.
Damn it, there are too many social twinks on this game. The second I think I'm going to have some interesting interaction with someone, they start rolling to forcibly manipulate my character.
by Talmanes April 29, 2008
Get the twinkmug. A cliche phrase or saying that is rarely ever used in conversational English, but appears in bad prose, film, and television. Originated with the phrase, "I want to please you," usually said in terrible b-movies by a female attempting to engage a male in sex. The term is usually used in the pejorative, to mock or insult someone's speech or writing.
"You're all wet."
"Man, that is such a pleaseme."
"I could buy and sell you!"
"Could you try using an insult that wasn't such a pleaseme?"
"Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?"
"I guess, but that was a total pleaseme."
"Man, that is such a pleaseme."
"I could buy and sell you!"
"Could you try using an insult that wasn't such a pleaseme?"
"Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?"
"I guess, but that was a total pleaseme."
by Talmanes November 10, 2005
Get the pleasememug. In tabletop or online RP settings, a twink (often also referred to as a munchkin) is someone who has min-maxed their character to emphasize a single set of game stats rather than creating a well-rounded character. While these characters are most often geared toward combat, there are a variety of twinks, often differentiated by an accompanying title, such as combat twink, TS twink/sex twink, social twink, gear twink, or others.
This seems the most likely origin for the MMORPG version of the term, since tabletop and online RPGs were the precursors to games like World of Warcraft, and the definitions share similarities.
This seems the most likely origin for the MMORPG version of the term, since tabletop and online RPGs were the precursors to games like World of Warcraft, and the definitions share similarities.
So he put all of his points into Strength and Constitution, and put his lowest into Wisdom and Charisma, huh? Sounds like he's rolling up another combat twink.
Dena is such a total TS twink. I swear, her stats are always geared toward making her character attractive so she can cyber other players.
Damn it, there are too many social twinks on this game. The second I think I'm going to have some interesting interaction with someone, they start rolling to forcibly manipulate my character.
Dena is such a total TS twink. I swear, her stats are always geared toward making her character attractive so she can cyber other players.
Damn it, there are too many social twinks on this game. The second I think I'm going to have some interesting interaction with someone, they start rolling to forcibly manipulate my character.
by Talmanes April 27, 2008
Get the twinkmug. A phrase taken from a popular joke. To say someone is "in the barrel" or "taking a turn in the barrel" means it's their turn to do an unpleasant task or to suffer an unpleasant experience. The joke is as follows:
A sailor on a Navy ship had been out to sea for weeks, and was beginning to go through sex withdrawals. Fed up with the lack of sex, he asked one of his shipmates what he did when the pressure was too much to take.
"Well, there's a barrel with a hole in it near the mop storage. When it gets to be too much for us, we use that."
So the sailor went over to the barrel and decided to give it a go. Finding it was better than he'd expected, he began using it regularly, and his problems seemed to vanish.
After a couple of weeks, his commanding officer began to take notice, and said, "You seem to be a lot more relaxed. What's your secret?"
The sailor, embarrassed to give a straight answer, simply said he'd been getting better rest.
"Well good, sailor. You're going to need it," replied the officer. "Today's your turn in the barrel."
"Well, there's a barrel with a hole in it near the mop storage. When it gets to be too much for us, we use that."
So the sailor went over to the barrel and decided to give it a go. Finding it was better than he'd expected, he began using it regularly, and his problems seemed to vanish.
After a couple of weeks, his commanding officer began to take notice, and said, "You seem to be a lot more relaxed. What's your secret?"
The sailor, embarrassed to give a straight answer, simply said he'd been getting better rest.
"Well good, sailor. You're going to need it," replied the officer. "Today's your turn in the barrel."
by Talmanes December 10, 2004
Get the in the barrelmug. Noun, plural & singular. A portmanteu of vagina and Jedi, it has multiple meanings.
1. a gynecologist, especially one with mad skillz.
2. a person (male or female) who is an expert at seducing women.
3. a woman using a brightly-colored dildo or vibrator, especially one in bright red or green that makes a low humming sound.
1. a gynecologist, especially one with mad skillz.
2. a person (male or female) who is an expert at seducing women.
3. a woman using a brightly-colored dildo or vibrator, especially one in bright red or green that makes a low humming sound.
1. I'm Dr. Obi-GYN Kenobi, your gynecologist, and I'm a Vajedi Master. Don't underestimate the power of the Forceps.
2. Tyson hooked up with another chick? Man, that guy's a fucking Vajedi!
3. That webcam chick was going at it with a glowing green vibrator like some kind of Vajedi Knight.
2. Tyson hooked up with another chick? Man, that guy's a fucking Vajedi!
3. That webcam chick was going at it with a glowing green vibrator like some kind of Vajedi Knight.
by Talmanes April 23, 2007
Get the vajedimug. (v) To reference a place you've been during a conversation, whether or not it is appropriate, for the purpose of pointing out you've been there. Similar to namedropping, save that the object is to point out that you've been somewhere, not that you were with someone.
Person 1: I'm trying to lay off hard alcohol for a while.
Person 2: Oh, me, too -- ever since I was in Cabo last month, I've been watching what I drink.
Person 3: Way to placedrop Cabo in the conversation.
I like Sean, but he's constantly placedropping Chicago, like he's so cool for having gone there on vacation.
It was about halfway through the conversation that I realized I'd placedropped London six times, not even meaning to bring up my summer there.
Person 2: Oh, me, too -- ever since I was in Cabo last month, I've been watching what I drink.
Person 3: Way to placedrop Cabo in the conversation.
I like Sean, but he's constantly placedropping Chicago, like he's so cool for having gone there on vacation.
It was about halfway through the conversation that I realized I'd placedropped London six times, not even meaning to bring up my summer there.
by Talmanes June 9, 2008
Get the placedropmug.