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A portmanteauof "retarded" and "petard," it describes a plan backfiring on you in such a way that you are left looking utterly ridiculous. It combines the concept of retarded--which is to say mentally deficient--and the phrase "hoisted by your own petard," which means to have damage done to you by the means you had intended to employ to damage others. A petard is an explosive used to break down barricades in warfare, and so petarded can also mean "blown up," in some circumstances.
You ratted Dan out for stealing that camera, but in doing so proved that you were his accomplice? Dude, you're petarded.
Jim just petarded the front door trying to take out his ex, but the door blew up and a shard of it went through his windshield. Totally petarded.
Jim just petarded the front door trying to take out his ex, but the door blew up and a shard of it went through his windshield. Totally petarded.
by Talmanes December 3, 2006
Get the petarded mug.The words "Dude, I'll kill you" all slurred together without pause, often muttered under one's breath to a friend who is about to either say or do something stupid that will result in negative repercussions to you. More a warning than an actual threat.
Dudeillkillyou. I know what you're about to say about me sleeping with his sister.
Put down the water balloon. Dudeillkillyou.
Put down the water balloon. Dudeillkillyou.
by Talmanes December 3, 2006
Get the dudeillkillyou mug.1, n. Slang term for the head, specifically the top of the head when used in a headbutt. Obviously, it refers to the idea that if you punch with your knuckles, a headbutt uses one big knuckle.
2, v. To headbutt someone, aka "give 'em the big knuckle."
2, v. To headbutt someone, aka "give 'em the big knuckle."
Did you see that? Zinedine Zidane just gave that dude the big knuckle!
Ooh, right to the face with the big knuckle! Looks like his skull knocked out a few of his opponent's teeth!
Good answer--that's using the big knuckle.
Ooh, right to the face with the big knuckle! Looks like his skull knocked out a few of his opponent's teeth!
Good answer--that's using the big knuckle.
by Talmanes December 25, 2006
Get the big knuckle mug.Noun, plural & singular. A portmanteu of vagina and Jedi, it has multiple meanings.
1. a gynecologist, especially one with mad skillz.
2. a person (male or female) who is an expert at seducing women.
3. a woman using a brightly-colored dildo or vibrator, especially one in bright red or green that makes a low humming sound.
1. a gynecologist, especially one with mad skillz.
2. a person (male or female) who is an expert at seducing women.
3. a woman using a brightly-colored dildo or vibrator, especially one in bright red or green that makes a low humming sound.
1. I'm Dr. Obi-GYN Kenobi, your gynecologist, and I'm a Vajedi Master. Don't underestimate the power of the Forceps.
2. Tyson hooked up with another chick? Man, that guy's a fucking Vajedi!
3. That webcam chick was going at it with a glowing green vibrator like some kind of Vajedi Knight.
2. Tyson hooked up with another chick? Man, that guy's a fucking Vajedi!
3. That webcam chick was going at it with a glowing green vibrator like some kind of Vajedi Knight.
by Talmanes April 23, 2007
Get the vajedi mug.(v) To reference a place you've been during a conversation, whether or not it is appropriate, for the purpose of pointing out you've been there. Similar to namedropping, save that the object is to point out that you've been somewhere, not that you were with someone.
Person 1: I'm trying to lay off hard alcohol for a while.
Person 2: Oh, me, too -- ever since I was in Cabo last month, I've been watching what I drink.
Person 3: Way to placedrop Cabo in the conversation.
I like Sean, but he's constantly placedropping Chicago, like he's so cool for having gone there on vacation.
It was about halfway through the conversation that I realized I'd placedropped London six times, not even meaning to bring up my summer there.
Person 2: Oh, me, too -- ever since I was in Cabo last month, I've been watching what I drink.
Person 3: Way to placedrop Cabo in the conversation.
I like Sean, but he's constantly placedropping Chicago, like he's so cool for having gone there on vacation.
It was about halfway through the conversation that I realized I'd placedropped London six times, not even meaning to bring up my summer there.
by Talmanes June 9, 2008
Get the placedrop mug.An action taken by rotund men and women wherein a dropped item is bounced off of a protruding gut rather than caught or allowed to hit the floor. This is often done with food, but can be done with any item dropped above the abdomen. When performed from a seated position, this maneuver is almost always effective, though it may have unfortunate side-effects (such as getting condiments on clothing).
I was taking my vitamins earlier and dropped one, but I totally belly blocked it onto the table.
That dude totally just belly blocked that hacky sack back into play.
That dude totally just belly blocked that hacky sack back into play.
by Talmanes December 13, 2006
Get the belly block mug.A rhyming request made by people entreating someone to either share what they have or put it away. This can apply to food, a CD that people want burned copies of, or even your significant other.
Man, I'm tired of watching you chew a new stick of gum every three minutes. Hide it or divide it!
You keep going on and on about how great Pat is, so hide it or divide it, girl. Give us a chance.
You keep going on and on about how great Pat is, so hide it or divide it, girl. Give us a chance.
by Talmanes August 4, 2007
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