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Noun, plural & singular. A portmanteu of vagina and Jedi, it has multiple meanings.
1. a gynecologist, especially one with mad skillz.
2. a person (male or female) who is an expert at seducing women.
3. a woman using a brightly-colored dildo or vibrator, especially one in bright red or green that makes a low humming sound.
1. a gynecologist, especially one with mad skillz.
2. a person (male or female) who is an expert at seducing women.
3. a woman using a brightly-colored dildo or vibrator, especially one in bright red or green that makes a low humming sound.
1. I'm Dr. Obi-GYN Kenobi, your gynecologist, and I'm a Vajedi Master. Don't underestimate the power of the Forceps.
2. Tyson hooked up with another chick? Man, that guy's a fucking Vajedi!
3. That webcam chick was going at it with a glowing green vibrator like some kind of Vajedi Knight.
2. Tyson hooked up with another chick? Man, that guy's a fucking Vajedi!
3. That webcam chick was going at it with a glowing green vibrator like some kind of Vajedi Knight.
by Talmanes April 23, 2007
Get the vajedi mug.The combination of "Irish" and "Italian," generally referring to the very common American descendants of Irish and Italian immigrants. For some strange reason, the two tend to be drawn together.
by Talmanes October 6, 2006
Get the Iretalian mug.Noun, singular. A racial slur for "Irish-Italian American," or Iretalian. Combines the slurs "mick," meaning someone of Irish descent, and wop, or Italian-American (wop being an acronym for "Without Papers," used to describe Italian immigrants who showed up at Ellis Island with no paper identification). The slur can be sung to the Mickey Mouse Club theme with little difficulty.
M-I-C, K-E-Y, W-O-P! Mickey Wop, Mickey Wop...
Your name is Angelo O'Malley? Man, your parents should have just named you Mickey Wop.
Tommy Mangialardi drinks like a fish, swears like a sailor, fights like a Tasmanian Devil, flirts like Casanova, and cooks like the Galloping Gourmet. He's the ultimate Mickey Wop.
Your name is Angelo O'Malley? Man, your parents should have just named you Mickey Wop.
Tommy Mangialardi drinks like a fish, swears like a sailor, fights like a Tasmanian Devil, flirts like Casanova, and cooks like the Galloping Gourmet. He's the ultimate Mickey Wop.
by Talmanes April 23, 2007
Get the mickey wop mug.(v) To reference a place you've been during a conversation, whether or not it is appropriate, for the purpose of pointing out you've been there. Similar to namedropping, save that the object is to point out that you've been somewhere, not that you were with someone.
Person 1: I'm trying to lay off hard alcohol for a while.
Person 2: Oh, me, too -- ever since I was in Cabo last month, I've been watching what I drink.
Person 3: Way to placedrop Cabo in the conversation.
I like Sean, but he's constantly placedropping Chicago, like he's so cool for having gone there on vacation.
It was about halfway through the conversation that I realized I'd placedropped London six times, not even meaning to bring up my summer there.
Person 2: Oh, me, too -- ever since I was in Cabo last month, I've been watching what I drink.
Person 3: Way to placedrop Cabo in the conversation.
I like Sean, but he's constantly placedropping Chicago, like he's so cool for having gone there on vacation.
It was about halfway through the conversation that I realized I'd placedropped London six times, not even meaning to bring up my summer there.
by Talmanes June 9, 2008
Get the placedrop mug.A particular type of flatulence wherein the fart produces a short, sharp snap or pop and nothing more, as opposed to a long, drawn out tone or a raspberry.
I leaned back in my chair and accidentally let a snap fart go at the office, but I don't think anyone noticed.
I was walking behind this guy and he totally snap farted and tried to play it off as a cough.
I was walking behind this guy and he totally snap farted and tried to play it off as a cough.
by Talmanes December 3, 2006
Get the snap fart mug.A Texas toupee is a cowboy hat (usually a Stetson), so named because it easily hides the pate of a balding cowboy. The popularity of the Stetson in Texas gave rise to the alliterative term.
No hairpieces for me, ma'am -- if I'm hidin' my bald spot, I'll do it behind a Texas toupee.
Man, that is a serious Texas toupee. How much did you pay for it?
I'll skip the hat store. It's all Texas toupees in there, anyway.
Man, that is a serious Texas toupee. How much did you pay for it?
I'll skip the hat store. It's all Texas toupees in there, anyway.
by Talmanes December 9, 2008
Get the Texas toupee mug.(n.) From the Italian "strunzo," meaning "piece of shit." A fairly common Italian insult for someone or something worthless.
Get a load of this strunz out here, sleepin' on the job!
My lawnmower's a fuckin' strunz. It won't start for nothin'.
My lawnmower's a fuckin' strunz. It won't start for nothin'.
by Talmanes May 27, 2006
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