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Originally a surname from the Phillipines (most notably Eustaquio Daligdig, a Filipino hero who was said to be invulnerable to bullets and possessed the ability to fly, making him the Filipino Superman), the word's alliteration is so fun to say aloud that is occasionally used as a replacement for the word delicious, and has become a statement of satisfaction or pleasure, and sometimes just on its own as an exclamation of exuberance.
by Talmanes December 3, 2006
Get the daligdig mug.A phrase uttered by Teresa Strasser on "the Adam Carolla Show" after she had quietly criticized Adam Carolla's use of the word "gay" to mean "lame" rather than "homosexual" during the bit "the Gayest Songs of All Time." Immediately afterward, Culture Club's "Karma Chameleon" was played, to which Teresa uttered, "That's both kinds of gay," meaning it was both lame and homosexual in content. Amusingly, the original meaning of gay, "happy," does not enter into the phrase.
Tony got drunk and told you he wanted to give you a bj? Dude, that's both kinds of gay.
Would it be both kinds of gay if a girl grabbed another girl's boobs and asked if they were fake, or just one? And which one?
Would it be both kinds of gay if a girl grabbed another girl's boobs and asked if they were fake, or just one? And which one?
by Talmanes December 3, 2006
Get the both kinds of gay mug.A Texas toupee is a cowboy hat (usually a Stetson), so named because it easily hides the pate of a balding cowboy. The popularity of the Stetson in Texas gave rise to the alliterative term.
No hairpieces for me, ma'am -- if I'm hidin' my bald spot, I'll do it behind a Texas toupee.
Man, that is a serious Texas toupee. How much did you pay for it?
I'll skip the hat store. It's all Texas toupees in there, anyway.
Man, that is a serious Texas toupee. How much did you pay for it?
I'll skip the hat store. It's all Texas toupees in there, anyway.
by Talmanes December 9, 2008
Get the Texas toupee mug.(v) To believe you have great insight or comprehension of a word, concept, or situation but to be entirely wrong about it (i.e., eisegesis). Portmanteau of "dunder" and "understand".
by Talmanes December 22, 2013
Get the dunderstand mug.A portmanteau of "virginity" and "dignity," virdignity is the kind of self-respect and pride you can only lose once, and then never again. The end of an undefeated record, falling off the wagon after a long term of sobriety, sharting your pants for the first time (especially when said hard fart happens around witnesses)--these would all be extreme examples of a loss of virdignity. For the most part, one only realizes virdignity exists once it's been lost.
Oh, shit--Chaz just fell down and split his pants! There goes his virdignity at this job!
Jenny was going down on me the other day, and I totally cut one. Complete loss of virdignity, man.
Hey, I've still never gotten an STD, unlike you sluts. My virdignity is intact.
Jenny was going down on me the other day, and I totally cut one. Complete loss of virdignity, man.
Hey, I've still never gotten an STD, unlike you sluts. My virdignity is intact.
by Talmanes December 3, 2006
Get the virdignity mug.The state of anticipating or expecting sexual intercourse from a social encounter, be it a date, a party, or a booty call. It describes a period of optimistic waiting that is just shy of a sure thing.
A: Girl, you gonna give him some?
B: I don't know, but he's sexpecting.
On the ride home from that date, the sexpectation was killing me!
Just because you sexpect something doesn't mean you're getting it.
B: I don't know, but he's sexpecting.
On the ride home from that date, the sexpectation was killing me!
Just because you sexpect something doesn't mean you're getting it.
by Talmanes November 17, 2005
Get the sexpectation mug.An adjustment to the expression "You're dead to me," which implies that the target may as well be dead in the speaker's eyes, "You're dude to me" is a statement generally made by men to platonic female friends that the speaker no longer sees as women (and therefore objects of lust). Said mostly in jest or in protest to accusations of hitting on said female friends.
Jamie, I would never grab your ass. You're dude to me.
Oh, that is just disgusting -- look at those hairy pits! You're totally dude to me now!
Girl: Do you think I'm hot?
Guy: You're attractive, but you're dude to me.
Oh, that is just disgusting -- look at those hairy pits! You're totally dude to me now!
Girl: Do you think I'm hot?
Guy: You're attractive, but you're dude to me.
by Talmanes April 5, 2007
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