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A specific style of porn -- almost always existing as stag films and isolated porn clips -- that begins as a gangbang of multiple men and one woman, but eventually phases out the woman's role and devolves into male gay porn. The term "sailor porn" is used as a descriptor because of the perception that a large number of men in the Navy are homosexual.
I once found this old porn tape at my uncle's, and it had these four guys fucking one girl, but then the girl was gone and it went on with just the guys for like, twenty minutes. I asked my friend about it years later, and he said, "Oh, that was sailor porn!"
Man, this place is such a sausage fest. I don't even want to hit on the one hot chick here because I'm worried this'll turn into some serious sailor porn after too much vodka
Man, this place is such a sausage fest. I don't even want to hit on the one hot chick here because I'm worried this'll turn into some serious sailor porn after too much vodka
by Talmanes November 7, 2010
Get the Sailor Porn mug.An action taken by rotund men and women wherein a dropped item is bounced off of a protruding gut rather than caught or allowed to hit the floor. This is often done with food, but can be done with any item dropped above the abdomen. When performed from a seated position, this maneuver is almost always effective, though it may have unfortunate side-effects (such as getting condiments on clothing).
I was taking my vitamins earlier and dropped one, but I totally belly blocked it onto the table.
That dude totally just belly blocked that hacky sack back into play.
That dude totally just belly blocked that hacky sack back into play.
by Talmanes December 13, 2006
Get the belly block mug.Phrase used to describe something which is not heterosexual, it would literally be applied toward homosexuality. It is, however, more often applied pejoratively to negative situations, being used in place of gay when saying that something is lame or stupid.
Dude, you ate all of my donuts? That is so not hetero.
Seriously, guys, you need to stop talking about how often you watch America's Next Top Model. It's not hetero.
When Jess and Steve sit together on the bench with their arms around each other, I want to say it's seriously not hetero, but I know they're straight.
Seriously, guys, you need to stop talking about how often you watch America's Next Top Model. It's not hetero.
When Jess and Steve sit together on the bench with their arms around each other, I want to say it's seriously not hetero, but I know they're straight.
by Talmanes December 3, 2006
Get the not hetero mug.Bucho was originally a general insult for someone acting like a jerk or idiot, but has become a catch-all term used to indicate cameraderie (see man, dude, buddy, homey). Generally directed toward a masculine person or thing, and may also be construed as "big man" (such as the villain from Desperado).
"Bucho" is apparently used in both Portuguese and Spanish to mean "pig fat," and is a cooking term not unlike "lard," which would make sense for the big man definition of the word, as in Desperado and "Fat Bucho," the large, bald, black 3rd level boss in the original Nintendo game Kung Fu.
"Bucho" is apparently used in both Portuguese and Spanish to mean "pig fat," and is a cooking term not unlike "lard," which would make sense for the big man definition of the word, as in Desperado and "Fat Bucho," the large, bald, black 3rd level boss in the original Nintendo game Kung Fu.
by Talmanes January 6, 2005
Get the bucho mug.An invented term for any nonspecific body part when one doesn't know the real name. Generally used to help describe vague illness or discomfort, as a placeholder until the actual name is learned, or in jest. The word was originally used on the cartoon "Muppet Babies" to describe a torture device, but came into usage as a generic anatomical term because it sounds so authentically biological.
Shit, I have a belly ache--I think my scrabula is swollen.
Keith went to the doctor because he fell off of his skateboard and broke his scrabula or some shit.
Person 1: "The New Human Anatomy." Huh. What about that book do you think is "new," man?
Person 2: Maybe it contains the human scrabula this time.
Keith went to the doctor because he fell off of his skateboard and broke his scrabula or some shit.
Person 1: "The New Human Anatomy." Huh. What about that book do you think is "new," man?
Person 2: Maybe it contains the human scrabula this time.
by Talmanes December 3, 2006
Get the scrabula mug.The combination of "Irish" and "Italian," generally referring to the very common American descendants of Irish and Italian immigrants. For some strange reason, the two tend to be drawn together.
by Talmanes October 6, 2006
Get the Iretalian mug.Noun, singular. A racial slur for "Irish-Italian American," or Iretalian. Combines the slurs "mick," meaning someone of Irish descent, and wop, or Italian-American (wop being an acronym for "Without Papers," used to describe Italian immigrants who showed up at Ellis Island with no paper identification). The slur can be sung to the Mickey Mouse Club theme with little difficulty.
M-I-C, K-E-Y, W-O-P! Mickey Wop, Mickey Wop...
Your name is Angelo O'Malley? Man, your parents should have just named you Mickey Wop.
Tommy Mangialardi drinks like a fish, swears like a sailor, fights like a Tasmanian Devil, flirts like Casanova, and cooks like the Galloping Gourmet. He's the ultimate Mickey Wop.
Your name is Angelo O'Malley? Man, your parents should have just named you Mickey Wop.
Tommy Mangialardi drinks like a fish, swears like a sailor, fights like a Tasmanian Devil, flirts like Casanova, and cooks like the Galloping Gourmet. He's the ultimate Mickey Wop.
by Talmanes April 23, 2007
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