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The verb form of first base (which means French kissing or making out), "first basing" someone is kissing them passionately or making out with them. Used to great effect by Strong Sad of Homestar Runner fame when speaking to his brother Strong Bad, spied kissing a piece of paper.
Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basing it with that piece of loose leaf?
I went to go ask my brother a question and caught him totally first basing his study buddy.
I was so drunk last week that I ended up first basing my friend's girl.
I went to go ask my brother a question and caught him totally first basing his study buddy.
I was so drunk last week that I ended up first basing my friend's girl.
by Talmanes June 2, 2007
Get the first basing mug.A phrase used to describe the actions of someone who gives copious amounts of oral sex, well above what most people would consider an average amount for a sexually active person. As job is to career, so blow job is to blow career--someone who gives "blow careers" has almost taken oral sex to an extreme level, pursuing it as if there's some sort of reward in the afterlife for people who give that much head.
Man, Suzie went down on the entire football team at the party last week. That girl doesn't just give blow jobs--she's got a blow career!
I thought my last girlfriend was good about oral, but this girl I'm seeing now comes out of nowhere with it sometimes. I get head two, three times a day without asking, like it's her blow career.
Dude, I feel sorry for Tyrone. His ass went to prison and bitched out, and now he's got himself a blow career on the inside.
I thought my last girlfriend was good about oral, but this girl I'm seeing now comes out of nowhere with it sometimes. I get head two, three times a day without asking, like it's her blow career.
Dude, I feel sorry for Tyrone. His ass went to prison and bitched out, and now he's got himself a blow career on the inside.
by Talmanes December 3, 2006
Get the blow career mug.Acronym for "when I fucking feel like it." Useful as a catch-all answer for when you're going to get something done.
Boss: When are those floors gonna get swept?
Employee: Wiffli.
A: When are we going to the store tomorrow, anyway?
B: Probably wiffli and not before.
I'll get to it wiffli, man. Don't get all bent out of shape.
Employee: Wiffli.
A: When are we going to the store tomorrow, anyway?
B: Probably wiffli and not before.
I'll get to it wiffli, man. Don't get all bent out of shape.
by Talmanes November 17, 2007
Get the wiffli mug.(verb) To accidentally mangle the pronunciation of a word due to lingual clumsiness. This happens when you stumble over a word you can usually pronounce, or when you find a specific combination of sounds you simply cannot make yourself pronounce.
Person A: Hey, what are you doing Febury 15th?
Person B: Did you just say "Febury"? Man, you rubberlipped that.
For some reason, every time I try to say "procussion" I rubberlip it into "pocrussion" instead.
Person B: Did you just say "Febury"? Man, you rubberlipped that.
For some reason, every time I try to say "procussion" I rubberlip it into "pocrussion" instead.
by Talmanes May 18, 2007
Get the rubberlip mug.An adjective used to describe something that is simultaneously fantastic and evil or terrible, such as drinking a beer someone was saving for themselves, driving someone else's nice car without permission, or sleeping with someone who's cheating on their boyfriend/girlfriend. In other words, a good thing made better by it being forbidden, but which also causes a bit of guilt.
I promised myself I'd stick to my diet, but I ended up eating some of that cheesecake anyway, and it was sinfulicious.
Man, that married chick is so hot, it's sinfulicious to be watching her like this.
I stole these sunglasses from my brother. They're awesome, but he's pissed. Totally sinfulicious.
Man, that married chick is so hot, it's sinfulicious to be watching her like this.
I stole these sunglasses from my brother. They're awesome, but he's pissed. Totally sinfulicious.
by Talmanes November 30, 2005
Get the sinfulicious mug.Phrase used to describe something which is not heterosexual, it would literally be applied toward homosexuality. It is, however, more often applied pejoratively to negative situations, being used in place of gay when saying that something is lame or stupid.
Dude, you ate all of my donuts? That is so not hetero.
Seriously, guys, you need to stop talking about how often you watch America's Next Top Model. It's not hetero.
When Jess and Steve sit together on the bench with their arms around each other, I want to say it's seriously not hetero, but I know they're straight.
Seriously, guys, you need to stop talking about how often you watch America's Next Top Model. It's not hetero.
When Jess and Steve sit together on the bench with their arms around each other, I want to say it's seriously not hetero, but I know they're straight.
by Talmanes December 3, 2006
Get the not hetero mug.Noun, singular. A racial slur for "Irish-Italian American," or Iretalian. Combines the slurs "mick," meaning someone of Irish descent, and wop, or Italian-American (wop being an acronym for "Without Papers," used to describe Italian immigrants who showed up at Ellis Island with no paper identification). The slur can be sung to the Mickey Mouse Club theme with little difficulty.
M-I-C, K-E-Y, W-O-P! Mickey Wop, Mickey Wop...
Your name is Angelo O'Malley? Man, your parents should have just named you Mickey Wop.
Tommy Mangialardi drinks like a fish, swears like a sailor, fights like a Tasmanian Devil, flirts like Casanova, and cooks like the Galloping Gourmet. He's the ultimate Mickey Wop.
Your name is Angelo O'Malley? Man, your parents should have just named you Mickey Wop.
Tommy Mangialardi drinks like a fish, swears like a sailor, fights like a Tasmanian Devil, flirts like Casanova, and cooks like the Galloping Gourmet. He's the ultimate Mickey Wop.
by Talmanes April 23, 2007
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