Talmanes's definitions
Flatulence which loosens the bowels enough to void an amount of fecal matter, be it just a bit or an entire load. In other words, when you mean to fart and accidentally shit yourself.
Aww, man... I just let a hard fart go, and now I've got to throw out my new underwear!
You should check your drawers, man. That sounded like a hard fart to me.
You should check your drawers, man. That sounded like a hard fart to me.
by Talmanes November 17, 2005
Get the hard fartmug. A phrase used to describe the actions of someone who gives copious amounts of oral sex, well above what most people would consider an average amount for a sexually active person. As job is to career, so blow job is to blow career--someone who gives "blow careers" has almost taken oral sex to an extreme level, pursuing it as if there's some sort of reward in the afterlife for people who give that much head.
Man, Suzie went down on the entire football team at the party last week. That girl doesn't just give blow jobs--she's got a blow career!
I thought my last girlfriend was good about oral, but this girl I'm seeing now comes out of nowhere with it sometimes. I get head two, three times a day without asking, like it's her blow career.
Dude, I feel sorry for Tyrone. His ass went to prison and bitched out, and now he's got himself a blow career on the inside.
I thought my last girlfriend was good about oral, but this girl I'm seeing now comes out of nowhere with it sometimes. I get head two, three times a day without asking, like it's her blow career.
Dude, I feel sorry for Tyrone. His ass went to prison and bitched out, and now he's got himself a blow career on the inside.
by Talmanes December 3, 2006
Get the blow careermug. Acronym for "when I fucking feel like it." Useful as a catch-all answer for when you're going to get something done.
Boss: When are those floors gonna get swept?
Employee: Wiffli.
A: When are we going to the store tomorrow, anyway?
B: Probably wiffli and not before.
I'll get to it wiffli, man. Don't get all bent out of shape.
Employee: Wiffli.
A: When are we going to the store tomorrow, anyway?
B: Probably wiffli and not before.
I'll get to it wiffli, man. Don't get all bent out of shape.
by Talmanes November 17, 2007
Get the wifflimug. A portmanteau of "virginity" and "dignity," virdignity is the kind of self-respect and pride you can only lose once, and then never again. The end of an undefeated record, falling off the wagon after a long term of sobriety, sharting your pants for the first time (especially when said hard fart happens around witnesses)--these would all be extreme examples of a loss of virdignity. For the most part, one only realizes virdignity exists once it's been lost.
Oh, shit--Chaz just fell down and split his pants! There goes his virdignity at this job!
Jenny was going down on me the other day, and I totally cut one. Complete loss of virdignity, man.
Hey, I've still never gotten an STD, unlike you sluts. My virdignity is intact.
Jenny was going down on me the other day, and I totally cut one. Complete loss of virdignity, man.
Hey, I've still never gotten an STD, unlike you sluts. My virdignity is intact.
by Talmanes December 3, 2006
Get the virdignitymug. Phrase used to describe something which is not heterosexual, it would literally be applied toward homosexuality. It is, however, more often applied pejoratively to negative situations, being used in place of gay when saying that something is lame or stupid.
Dude, you ate all of my donuts? That is so not hetero.
Seriously, guys, you need to stop talking about how often you watch America's Next Top Model. It's not hetero.
When Jess and Steve sit together on the bench with their arms around each other, I want to say it's seriously not hetero, but I know they're straight.
Seriously, guys, you need to stop talking about how often you watch America's Next Top Model. It's not hetero.
When Jess and Steve sit together on the bench with their arms around each other, I want to say it's seriously not hetero, but I know they're straight.
by Talmanes December 3, 2006
Get the not heteromug. The state of anticipating or expecting sexual intercourse from a social encounter, be it a date, a party, or a booty call. It describes a period of optimistic waiting that is just shy of a sure thing.
A: Girl, you gonna give him some?
B: I don't know, but he's sexpecting.
On the ride home from that date, the sexpectation was killing me!
Just because you sexpect something doesn't mean you're getting it.
B: I don't know, but he's sexpecting.
On the ride home from that date, the sexpectation was killing me!
Just because you sexpect something doesn't mean you're getting it.
by Talmanes November 17, 2005
Get the sexpectationmug. A. 1. n. Combining the words "beer" and "beef" to mean a beer whose smoky or rich aftertaste reminds you of meat. Generally a dark beer or heavy lager.
B. 1. v. Combining the words "beer" and "barf" to mean vomiting caused by consumption of alcohol (primarily beer). 2. n. The product of vomiting caused by consumption of alcohol (primarily beer).
B. 1. v. Combining the words "beer" and "barf" to mean vomiting caused by consumption of alcohol (primarily beer). 2. n. The product of vomiting caused by consumption of alcohol (primarily beer).
Man, taste this--I think the flavor is rich enough to be considered beerf.
Man, let me get some more of that beerf! I'm hungry!
Oh, dude... I think I'm gonna beerf. Get me a bucket.
Disgusting! I've got beerf all over my shoes!
Man, let me get some more of that beerf! I'm hungry!
Oh, dude... I think I'm gonna beerf. Get me a bucket.
Disgusting! I've got beerf all over my shoes!
by Talmanes March 3, 2006
Get the beerfmug.