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n.pl. or An oft-heard country mispronunciation of "hundred," that being a numerical value equal to 10 x 10, numbering between 99 and 101.
I gave that dancer at the titty bar a hunnert dollar bill.
There're a hunnert reasons I shouldn't marry you, Suzie, and most of 'em is that I'm already married to Betty.
I musta told you a hunnert times not to do that!
There're a hunnert reasons I shouldn't marry you, Suzie, and most of 'em is that I'm already married to Betty.
I musta told you a hunnert times not to do that!
by Talmanes February 6, 2006
Get the hunnert mug.A phrase used to describe the actions of someone who gives copious amounts of oral sex, well above what most people would consider an average amount for a sexually active person. As job is to career, so blow job is to blow career--someone who gives "blow careers" has almost taken oral sex to an extreme level, pursuing it as if there's some sort of reward in the afterlife for people who give that much head.
Man, Suzie went down on the entire football team at the party last week. That girl doesn't just give blow jobs--she's got a blow career!
I thought my last girlfriend was good about oral, but this girl I'm seeing now comes out of nowhere with it sometimes. I get head two, three times a day without asking, like it's her blow career.
Dude, I feel sorry for Tyrone. His ass went to prison and bitched out, and now he's got himself a blow career on the inside.
I thought my last girlfriend was good about oral, but this girl I'm seeing now comes out of nowhere with it sometimes. I get head two, three times a day without asking, like it's her blow career.
Dude, I feel sorry for Tyrone. His ass went to prison and bitched out, and now he's got himself a blow career on the inside.
by Talmanes December 3, 2006
Get the blow career mug.An adjective used to describe something that is simultaneously fantastic and evil or terrible, such as drinking a beer someone was saving for themselves, driving someone else's nice car without permission, or sleeping with someone who's cheating on their boyfriend/girlfriend. In other words, a good thing made better by it being forbidden, but which also causes a bit of guilt.
I promised myself I'd stick to my diet, but I ended up eating some of that cheesecake anyway, and it was sinfulicious.
Man, that married chick is so hot, it's sinfulicious to be watching her like this.
I stole these sunglasses from my brother. They're awesome, but he's pissed. Totally sinfulicious.
Man, that married chick is so hot, it's sinfulicious to be watching her like this.
I stole these sunglasses from my brother. They're awesome, but he's pissed. Totally sinfulicious.
by Talmanes November 30, 2005
Get the sinfulicious mug.Phrase used to describe something which is not heterosexual, it would literally be applied toward homosexuality. It is, however, more often applied pejoratively to negative situations, being used in place of gay when saying that something is lame or stupid.
Dude, you ate all of my donuts? That is so not hetero.
Seriously, guys, you need to stop talking about how often you watch America's Next Top Model. It's not hetero.
When Jess and Steve sit together on the bench with their arms around each other, I want to say it's seriously not hetero, but I know they're straight.
Seriously, guys, you need to stop talking about how often you watch America's Next Top Model. It's not hetero.
When Jess and Steve sit together on the bench with their arms around each other, I want to say it's seriously not hetero, but I know they're straight.
by Talmanes December 3, 2006
Get the not hetero mug.The state of anticipating or expecting sexual intercourse from a social encounter, be it a date, a party, or a booty call. It describes a period of optimistic waiting that is just shy of a sure thing.
A: Girl, you gonna give him some?
B: I don't know, but he's sexpecting.
On the ride home from that date, the sexpectation was killing me!
Just because you sexpect something doesn't mean you're getting it.
B: I don't know, but he's sexpecting.
On the ride home from that date, the sexpectation was killing me!
Just because you sexpect something doesn't mean you're getting it.
by Talmanes November 17, 2005
Get the sexpectation mug.A nonspecific adjective that could possibly be derived from the Greek monster, the gorgon. The obvious meaning would be "monstrous," but the word is actually employed in any number of circumstances to mean huge, pungent, powerful, loud, old, and a variety of other things. In truth, it is meant to be a false adjective, thrown into sentences to see if people are truly listening or if they're just pretending to understand what you say.
It was a truly gorgonic experience... you know what I mean?
The thing was huge and scary, pracitally gorgonic!
Why does everyone keep saying "gorgonic" to me? Is that even a word?
The thing was huge and scary, pracitally gorgonic!
Why does everyone keep saying "gorgonic" to me? Is that even a word?
by Talmanes December 3, 2006
Get the gorgonic mug.A slang term combining ninja and injun, used to describe Native Americans depicted as having superhuman fighting skills. The term is generally applied to popular film depictions of Native American combat prowess, such as "Brotherhood of the Wolf," and seems to have begun with "Last of the Mohicans."
Dude, that ninjun totally did a backflip onto that dude's head and then threw a tomahawk into his partner's face, then he did a spin kick and knocked the sheriff off the side of a cliff!
by Talmanes November 5, 2005
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