KImCobain's definitions

HM

The adult version of roommate, now graduated to Housemate. Usually not a desirable way to live, but often required in order to avoid living out of your SUV or a tarp underneath a bridge.

When your gated community condo is vacated by your spouse, leaving you stuck with a killer mortgage and high utilities, you must coexist with a HM to avoid foreclosure.

by KImCobain March 2, 2015

acehole

Friends who make plans and then ditch at the last minute - even when you are already at the bar or restaurant.

Don't bother making plans to meet up with Pete - he's such an acehole that you'll be sitting at the bar alone all night.

by KImCobain August 26, 2017

Kurt Cobain Mustang

A Fender electric which embodies PURE COBAIN SOUND AND STYLE. The Kurt Cobain Mustang evokes the man, the band, the sound and the times, giving an authentically crafted nod to one of the most unlikely guitars to ever find itself at the center of a musical maelstrom.

The Kurt Cobain Mustang guitar takes you back to the heady early-’90s era when Nirvana ruled rock and led a musically stunning and culturally subversive movement, with distinctive features and spirited vibe.

by KImCobain March 6, 2015

killer heartbreak

What you get for doing your best friend's girl or guy. You lose your best friend and usually the girlfriend or boyfriend goes back to him or her because it was a drunken mistake.

I never should have slept with Glenn after the party. He went back to Kate and gave me a killer heartbreak.

by KImCobain February 24, 2015

Keep on Steppin

Continue on, keep moving, move on

If you find out your man is a dawg, just forget about his lyin ass and Keep on Steppin

by KImCobain February 12, 2015

righty roo

A really lame and dorky way to acknowledge someone. Used primarily in place of "ok", "sure", " of course" or "alright"

Pete: "Kyle, can you drive me over to pick up my car from the mechanic?"
Kyle: "Oh, righty roo!"

by KImCobain March 12, 2015

perfect condition

An ill suited definition for an item desperately advertised for sale on any sort of public forum such as ebay, Craigslist or comparable sites. Usually this POS has more scratches and dents than a demolition derby jalopy. For some reason buyers find this description appealing when seeking to acquire an item at a bargain basement price. Perfect condition is generally used when all other advertised adjectives have failed to secure a sucker buyer.

Phosphorus green Pottery Barn sofa for sale in perfect condition and ready for a new home.

by KImCobain February 11, 2015