KImCobain's definitions

like sherman through atlanta

To pursue something with such fierce determination and with the intention of succeeding with no thought of the consequences or a possibility of collateral damage

Kymberlie pursued that audition spot for lead guitarist with DYK Illusion at The House of Blues like Sherman through Atlanta.

by KImCobain March 5, 2015

Golly

An expression of surprise, delight or shock used predominantly by landed gentry or complete nerds

"Golly I hope the weather is lovely for the steeplechase on Saturday"

by KImCobain February 11, 2015

gave me diabetes

A person so sugary fake sweet that just being around them for 10 minutes can cause the sudden onset of Type 2 diabetes.

Jess is so sugar fake she gave me diabetes.

by KImCobain March 12, 2015

HRWhore

A crybaby whiner who goes to the HR Department for any and everything they think is, could be, or may be in the future, even remotely or imaginary, adverse to their position with the company.

Andrew has gone running to HR again; he is the biggest HRWhore to ever work for this company.

by KImCobain July 12, 2017

Hempster

Well employed Urban professionals, usually over the age of 40, who are just well-to-do stoners and Pot Head Philosophers.

Lets go down to the Sunset Grill and watch the working Hempsters go by .

by KImCobain March 6, 2017

bless his heart

A phrase uttered as an expression of sympathy, probably originated from southern US states. Usually tacked onto the end of a sentence to "soften" the blow as this is often used to describe something unfortunate. Can also function as bless her heart for women.

Adam's wife left him for another man, bless his heart.

by KImCobain March 10, 2015

Hypoyoungguychondria

A most unfortunate condition involving a too-young adult male who should be in the prime of life. There are imaginary symptoms of perceived malady and illness. Doctors are unable to provide positive diagnosis for any of the multitude of complaints and often prescribe various medications to shut them up. Unfounded and preposterous complaints appear to be tied into things this person simply doesn't want to deal with such alleged allergies to pets despite no symptoms, and claimed hypersensitivity to foods and drink they don't want to try. Other complaints include sinus issues, outer extremities pain, difficulty sleeping without weird gadgets such as gel pillows and arm splints, poots from overeating, and stomach unrest from ingesting way too many cookies, cakes and other junk food mixed with high alcohol bourbon shots. This person is obese, and refuses any form of exercise due to claims of aches and pains. He prefers to sit home and play Xbox games or repeatedly watching boring reruns of some show about a bar in Philly to socializing out. He wants to leave a jammin bar or party by or before 10pm on the weekend. Obviously can't sustain an intimate relationship because no sane person wants this bs once it's fully identified. Essentially this is a textbook headwire whose screwed up mother is at the root of the central problem. It's easier to justify complaints involving health than to attend therapy to become mentally stable.

Charlie is nearly paralyzed by a case of Hypoyoungguychondria.

by KImCobain February 22, 2015