KImCobain's definitions
A person, usually a drama queen woman, who loudly broadcasts her relationship woes on Public transportation via cell phone.
As II sat on the L I had to listen to an hysterical Public Transportation Loser scream at her baby daddy for the entire trip.
by KImCobain October 18, 2015
Get the Public Transportation Losermug. A scary freak of nature person whose eyes are spaced so far apart they are very nearly on the sides of the head.
by KImCobain March 2, 2015
Get the bird eyesmug. Severe head issues - can either be an unmedicated bipolar or just a psychotic in general. They're good at escaping but better at flaking out.
by KImCobain March 12, 2015
Get the headwiremug. A person who is too lazy to get into a full fledged university, and settles for community college instead. He or she defends the decision by saying such things as "I needed time to decide my major" or "I was going to apply to UConn but my application was lost." Usually this scary underachiever goes on to drop out or flunk out of the most basic intro courses and ends up spending at least 4 years dicking around and running up student loans without ever accomplishing anything or graduating.
by KImCobain February 20, 2015
Get the community college legendmug. Literally translated, means "It's a Car." Manufactured by Toyota with a wimpy 1.5 liter 4 cylinder, squirrel-powered engine. Fun to drive and cheap to own.
by KImCobain March 4, 2015
Get the Yarismug. A crybaby whiner who goes to the HR Department for any and everything they think is, could be, or may be in the future, even remotely or imaginary, adverse to their position with the company.
by KImCobain July 12, 2017
Get the HRWhoremug. Well employed Urban professionals, usually over the age of 40, who are just well-to-do stoners and Pot Head Philosophers.
by KImCobain March 6, 2017
Get the Hempstermug.