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acehole

Friends who make plans and then ditch at the last minute - even when you are already at the bar or restaurant.
Don't bother making plans to meet up with Pete - he's such an acehole that you'll be sitting at the bar alone all night.
by KImCobain August 26, 2017
mugGet the aceholemug.

silly bugga

by KImCobain March 10, 2015
mugGet the silly buggamug.

CORPORATE INCEST

A common practice - most frequently occurring in large INSURANCE companies - wherein corporate whores who are the most moronic imbeciles, inexperienced and completely UNQUALIFIED termites are hired into management based only on who they know and who they blow. They survive solely through their connections- and the hard work of subordinates who need to keep their jobs. These colossal losers make disastrous business decisions, pass off 99% of their responsibilities to others, know nothing about the job and collect huge salaries JUST for being somones old college roommate and full time suckup. A lot of them are male, with a stay at home wife who home schools their useless children.
That frickin idiot has a management job only through corporate incest.
by KImCobain August 10, 2017
mugGet the CORPORATE INCESTmug.

Halloween Hater

Adults who aren't creative and are jealous and are insecure of other people's ability to dress in costume and enjoy the party.
Jealous Woman: That Courtney Love costume is trashy and tacky and that Catwoman costume is too tight. Costumed Man: Get over it; you're just a Halloween Hater.
by KImCobain November 2, 2016
mugGet the Halloween Hatermug.

Redneck Neighbors

A message from a higher power that you're on the shitlist. Redneck neighbors are like a plague: widespread and difficult to get rid of. Once the neighborhood is infected, they import their friends and relatives as well. They are renters, never homeowners. They are either morbidly obese or stick figure thin - there is no in between. They either have few teeth or a set of greenish brown ones. Redneck neighbors drive 25+ year old vehicles that are cars and trucks in the technical sense, most held together with coat hanger wire and bondo and have no mufflers. They work on these things daily. They keep herds of large, thin mangy dogs which are often confused with their kids. They sit on the porch talking loudly and drinking some sort of distiller liquid and cheap ass beer 24/7. They keep the tobacco industry in business. They put out mismatched plastic urns filled with random plastic flowers that blow all over neighboring yards. They are always seen at neighborhood yard sales. The police/sheriff visits at least twice a week and child service workers lurk monthly. it takes a landlord months to get them out of the property, at which time they must torch it or demo it because of uninhabitable condition. The evicted rednecks proceed to move in next door with their relatives so it's really a vicious circle. They make a great pilot for a TV reality show.
Redneck neighbors are like herpes - if you get it you never get rid of it.
by KImCobain March 12, 2015
mugGet the Redneck Neighborsmug.

like sherman through atlanta

To pursue something with such fierce determination and with the intention of succeeding with no thought of the consequences or a possibility of collateral damage
Kymberlie pursued that audition spot for lead guitarist with DYK Illusion at The House of Blues like Sherman through Atlanta.
by KImCobain March 5, 2015
mugGet the like sherman through atlantamug.

Ain't worth a fuck

Useless, completely worthless. Can apply to either a person or an object.
Kevin, you ain't worth a fuck!
by KImCobain March 4, 2015
mugGet the Ain't worth a fuckmug.

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