KImCobain's definitions

bird eyes

A scary freak of nature person whose eyes are spaced so far apart they are very nearly on the sides of the head.

Dee has those freaky bird eyes.

by KImCobain March 2, 2015

Public Transportation Loser

A person, usually a drama queen woman, who loudly broadcasts her relationship woes on Public transportation via cell phone.

As II sat on the L I had to listen to an hysterical Public Transportation Loser scream at her baby daddy for the entire trip.

by KImCobain October 18, 2015

Harvey Spectered My Ass

Getting your ass kicked by a major Harvard badass - in anything and everything you do. You quickly learn the only place success comes before work is in the dictionary"

I was in line for a partnership before Blackmon Harvey Spectered my ass.

by KImCobain June 17, 2018

Nonparent syndrome

People, generally woman, who allow their unruly kids to run wild in grocery stores, airports, department stores and any other public places. They expect strangers to keep watch on their kids, and think they're cute while they're damaging the property of others.

The nonparent syndrome woman allowed her kid to sit on a passenger's laptop in the waiting area of a super busy international airport, while she bitched out her baby daddy on her cell phone.

by KImCobain July 9, 2017

Man Face

The grown up version of a once super hot young man look. Worst case scenarios are brought about by excessive partying and drug and alcohol abuse.

Vince Neal was the bomb until he got man face.

by KImCobain January 5, 2018

password drama

The issues and hassles of attempting to retrieve an online password - especially for accounts you rarely use.

I cant pay this toll bill online until i finish with the password drama to open that account.

by KImCobain August 10, 2017

woke

Enlightened - beyond the normal curve in progressive thinking.

I thought Josh was, you know, woke when it came to expressing his true feelings.

by KImCobain July 26, 2017