KImCobain's definitions

SpongeBob Teeth

A dental condition characterized by poor occlusion and missing teeth with wide spacing. Orthodonture definitely indicated.

Britney Spears' kids have a terrible case of SpongeBob teeth.

by KImCobain April 10, 2015

woke

Enlightened - beyond the normal curve in progressive thinking.

I thought Josh was, you know, woke when it came to expressing his true feelings.

by KImCobain July 26, 2017

They Clowned You

They got over on you.

Trace and Jett stole your design ideas. Dude, they Clowned you.

by KImCobain October 2, 2015

We Got Clowned

Another way of saying someone or someones got over on you.

Brooks gave our design ideas to another decorator - Man we got Clowned!

by KImCobain September 30, 2015

dances with wolves

The act wherein hot girls have to sideswipe or pass through a flock of foul and desperate dudes in a crowded bar.

It's always the same Dances With Wolves on the weekend at any large and heavily frequented bar in Denver, Colorado.

by KImCobain February 26, 2015

Redneck Neighbors

A message from a higher power that you're on the shitlist. Redneck neighbors are like a plague: widespread and difficult to get rid of. Once the neighborhood is infected, they import their friends and relatives as well. They are renters, never homeowners. They are either morbidly obese or stick figure thin - there is no in between. They either have few teeth or a set of greenish brown ones. Redneck neighbors drive 25+ year old vehicles that are cars and trucks in the technical sense, most held together with coat hanger wire and bondo and have no mufflers. They work on these things daily. They keep herds of large, thin mangy dogs which are often confused with their kids. They sit on the porch talking loudly and drinking some sort of distiller liquid and cheap ass beer 24/7. They keep the tobacco industry in business. They put out mismatched plastic urns filled with random plastic flowers that blow all over neighboring yards. They are always seen at neighborhood yard sales. The police/sheriff visits at least twice a week and child service workers lurk monthly. it takes a landlord months to get them out of the property, at which time they must torch it or demo it because of uninhabitable condition. The evicted rednecks proceed to move in next door with their relatives so it's really a vicious circle. They make a great pilot for a TV reality show.

Redneck neighbors are like herpes - if you get it you never get rid of it.

by KImCobain March 12, 2015

Yaris

Literally translated, means "It's a Car." Manufactured by Toyota with a wimpy 1.5 liter 4 cylinder, squirrel-powered engine. Fun to drive and cheap to own.

I love my Toyota Yaris.

by KImCobain March 4, 2015