KImCobain's definitions

woke

Enlightened - beyond the normal curve in progressive thinking.

I thought Josh was, you know, woke when it came to expressing his true feelings.

by KImCobain July 26, 2017

We Got Clowned

Another way of saying someone or someones got over on you.

Brooks gave our design ideas to another decorator - Man we got Clowned!

by KImCobain September 30, 2015

fox muldur

Synonym for Hottest Man ever, genetically engineered to be David Duchovny. Educational product of Princeton and Harvard. Method Actor with the absolute correct combination of DNA

Xfiles, David Duchovny, Agent Fox Muldur, FBI

by KImCobain October 7, 2016

Nonparent syndrome

People, generally woman, who allow their unruly kids to run wild in grocery stores, airports, department stores and any other public places. They expect strangers to keep watch on their kids, and think they're cute while they're damaging the property of others.

The nonparent syndrome woman allowed her kid to sit on a passenger's laptop in the waiting area of a super busy international airport, while she bitched out her baby daddy on her cell phone.

by KImCobain July 9, 2017

Man Face

The grown up version of a once super hot young man look. Worst case scenarios are brought about by excessive partying and drug and alcohol abuse.

Vince Neal was the bomb until he got man face.

by KImCobain January 5, 2018

bless his heart

A phrase uttered as an expression of sympathy, probably originated from southern US states. Usually tacked onto the end of a sentence to "soften" the blow as this is often used to describe something unfortunate. Can also function as bless her heart for women.

Adam's wife left him for another man, bless his heart.

by KImCobain March 10, 2015

Hypoyoungguychondria

A most unfortunate condition involving a too-young adult male who should be in the prime of life. There are imaginary symptoms of perceived malady and illness. Doctors are unable to provide positive diagnosis for any of the multitude of complaints and often prescribe various medications to shut them up. Unfounded and preposterous complaints appear to be tied into things this person simply doesn't want to deal with such alleged allergies to pets despite no symptoms, and claimed hypersensitivity to foods and drink they don't want to try. Other complaints include sinus issues, outer extremities pain, difficulty sleeping without weird gadgets such as gel pillows and arm splints, poots from overeating, and stomach unrest from ingesting way too many cookies, cakes and other junk food mixed with high alcohol bourbon shots. This person is obese, and refuses any form of exercise due to claims of aches and pains. He prefers to sit home and play Xbox games or repeatedly watching boring reruns of some show about a bar in Philly to socializing out. He wants to leave a jammin bar or party by or before 10pm on the weekend. Obviously can't sustain an intimate relationship because no sane person wants this bs once it's fully identified. Essentially this is a textbook headwire whose screwed up mother is at the root of the central problem. It's easier to justify complaints involving health than to attend therapy to become mentally stable.

Charlie is nearly paralyzed by a case of Hypoyoungguychondria.

by KImCobain February 22, 2015