KImCobain's definitions

SpongeBob Teeth

A dental condition characterized by poor occlusion and missing teeth with wide spacing. Orthodonture definitely indicated.

Britney Spears' kids have a terrible case of SpongeBob teeth.

by KImCobain April 10, 2015

password drama

The issues and hassles of attempting to retrieve an online password - especially for accounts you rarely use.

I cant pay this toll bill online until i finish with the password drama to open that account.

by KImCobain August 10, 2017

We Got Clowned

Another way of saying someone or someones got over on you.

Brooks gave our design ideas to another decorator - Man we got Clowned!

by KImCobain September 30, 2015

dances with wolves

The act wherein hot girls have to sideswipe or pass through a flock of foul and desperate dudes in a crowded bar.

It's always the same Dances With Wolves on the weekend at any large and heavily frequented bar in Denver, Colorado.

by KImCobain February 26, 2015

woke

Enlightened - beyond the normal curve in progressive thinking.

I thought Josh was, you know, woke when it came to expressing his true feelings.

by KImCobain July 26, 2017

gave me diabetes

A person so sugary fake sweet that just being around them for 10 minutes can cause the sudden onset of Type 2 diabetes.

Jess is so sugar fake she gave me diabetes.

by KImCobain March 12, 2015

HM

The adult version of roommate, now graduated to Housemate. Usually not a desirable way to live, but often required in order to avoid living out of your SUV or a tarp underneath a bridge.

When your gated community condo is vacated by your spouse, leaving you stuck with a killer mortgage and high utilities, you must coexist with a HM to avoid foreclosure.

by KImCobain March 2, 2015