KImCobain's definitions
A scary freak of nature person whose eyes are spaced so far apart they are very nearly on the sides of the head.
by KImCobain March 2, 2015
Get the bird eyesmug. A message from a higher power that you're on the shitlist. Redneck neighbors are like a plague: widespread and difficult to get rid of. Once the neighborhood is infected, they import their friends and relatives as well. They are renters, never homeowners. They are either morbidly obese or stick figure thin - there is no in between. They either have few teeth or a set of greenish brown ones. Redneck neighbors drive 25+ year old vehicles that are cars and trucks in the technical sense, most held together with coat hanger wire and bondo and have no mufflers. They work on these things daily. They keep herds of large, thin mangy dogs which are often confused with their kids. They sit on the porch talking loudly and drinking some sort of distiller liquid and cheap ass beer 24/7. They keep the tobacco industry in business. They put out mismatched plastic urns filled with random plastic flowers that blow all over neighboring yards. They are always seen at neighborhood yard sales. The police/sheriff visits at least twice a week and child service workers lurk monthly. it takes a landlord months to get them out of the property, at which time they must torch it or demo it because of uninhabitable condition. The evicted rednecks proceed to move in next door with their relatives so it's really a vicious circle. They make a great pilot for a TV reality show.
by KImCobain March 12, 2015
Get the Redneck Neighborsmug. Literally translated, means "It's a Car." Manufactured by Toyota with a wimpy 1.5 liter 4 cylinder, squirrel-powered engine. Fun to drive and cheap to own.
by KImCobain March 4, 2015
Get the Yarismug. An antiquated expression generally meaning "oops" or "whoops". This is used almost exclusively by nerds and gay men, especially when executing a clumsy or cloddish movement such as falling over a chair or slipping on an icy walkway.
While clumsily attempting to ice skate a real tool slips and falls, and when his butt contacts with the ice he yells out "whoopsie daisies!"
by KImCobain March 3, 2015
Get the Whoopsie Daisiesmug. Getting your ass kicked by a major Harvard badass - in anything and everything you do. You quickly learn the only place success comes before work is in the dictionary"
by KImCobain June 17, 2018
Get the Harvey Spectered My Assmug. by KImCobain April 10, 2015
Get the louis vattanmug. The words uttered by any person in the process of shoving a tablet, smart phone, or any other video or photo transmitting device in your face. Sometimes it's interesting and inappropriate, but usually in a workplace environment it's the same boring pics of a coworker's kids or grandkids doing typical and predictable kids or grandkids foolishness.
by KImCobain March 5, 2015
Get the you need to see thismug.