83 definitions by KImCobain

Crussmus

Redneck for Christmas - how many U's do there have to be in this word? Often used with "Murry' preceding.

Don't y'all worry none, I'll be back in time for Crussmus. Y'all have a Murry Crussmus.

by KImCobain February 28, 2015

Well employed Urban professionals, usually over the age of 40, who are just well-to-do stoners and Pot Head Philosophers.

Lets go down to the Sunset Grill and watch the working Hempsters go by .

by KImCobain March 7, 2017

A dental condition characterized by poor occlusion and missing teeth with wide spacing. Orthodonture definitely indicated.

Britney Spears' kids have a terrible case of SpongeBob teeth.

by KImCobain April 10, 2015

Overeating, drinking and being a total pig while staying at an all inclusive vacation resort

Bruh trally packed on the pounds while he was a resort porky..

by KImCobain June 6, 2016

When you're stuck on an Airbus which can't land due to weather, and you can't get up because the captain can't turn off the seatbelt sign

Dude I was a pee pee hostage over Denver!

by KImCobain June 8, 2016

A person so sugary fake sweet that just being around them for 10 minutes can cause the sudden onset of Type 2 diabetes.

Jess is so sugar fake she gave me diabetes.

by KImCobain March 12, 2015

A frat party go to wherein the goal is to cram as many guys as possible into a Volkswagen Beetle. Generally results in at least one person experiencing a near death experience from suffocation.

by KImCobain March 4, 2015