by KImCobain August 02, 2017
A hybrid Fender electric which crossed the Fender Jaguar with the Fender Mustang. Kurt Cobain designed this guitar by taking Polaroids of the guitars, cutting them in half and combining them.
by KImCobain March 12, 2015
Redneck for Christmas - how many U's do there have to be in this word? Often used with "Murry' preceding.
by KImCobain February 28, 2015
by KImCobain October 16, 2017
by KImCobain March 12, 2015
A message from a higher power that you're on the shitlist. Redneck neighbors are like a plague: widespread and difficult to get rid of. Once the neighborhood is infected, they import their friends and relatives as well. They are renters, never homeowners. They are either morbidly obese or stick figure thin - there is no in between. They either have few teeth or a set of greenish brown ones. Redneck neighbors drive 25+ year old vehicles that are cars and trucks in the technical sense, most held together with coat hanger wire and bondo and have no mufflers. They work on these things daily. They keep herds of large, thin mangy dogs which are often confused with their kids. They sit on the porch talking loudly and drinking some sort of distiller liquid and cheap ass beer 24/7. They keep the tobacco industry in business. They put out mismatched plastic urns filled with random plastic flowers that blow all over neighboring yards. They are always seen at neighborhood yard sales. The police/sheriff visits at least twice a week and child service workers lurk monthly. it takes a landlord months to get them out of the property, at which time they must torch it or demo it because of uninhabitable condition. The evicted rednecks proceed to move in next door with their relatives so it's really a vicious circle. They make a great pilot for a TV reality show.
by KImCobain March 12, 2015
Extreme Nirvana fans - still followers of Kurt Cobain. Usually own great collectible Fender guitars including JagStang or Mustang that sit in a closet collecting dust, refusing to part with them for "nostalgic" reasons.
If you're looking to buy a first run JagStang in Sonic Blue, look for one of Kurtz Kids and make a generous offer to purchase.
If you're looking to buy a first run JagStang in Sonic Blue, look for one of Kurtz Kids and make a generous offer to purchase.
by KImCobain March 10, 2015