Time-sucker

Endless hours of useless and boring corporate meetings, called just for the sake of having meetings so the organizers can report to upper management that they called meetings. Rarely are refreshments provided, and the material could best and more efficiently be disseminated through email to employees.
by KImCobain March 05, 2015
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Man Face

The grown up version of a once super hot young man look. Worst case scenarios are brought about by excessive partying and drug and alcohol abuse.
Vince Neal was the bomb until he got man face.
by KImCobain January 05, 2018
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Nonparent syndrome

People, generally woman, who allow their unruly kids to run wild in grocery stores, airports, department stores and any other public places. They expect strangers to keep watch on their kids, and think they're cute while they're damaging the property of others.
The nonparent syndrome woman allowed her kid to sit on a passenger's laptop in the waiting area of a super busy international airport, while she bitched out her baby daddy on her cell phone.
by KImCobain July 09, 2017
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you need to see this

The words uttered by any person in the process of shoving a tablet, smart phone, or any other video or photo transmitting device in your face. Sometimes it's interesting and inappropriate, but usually in a workplace environment it's the same boring pics of a coworker's kids or grandkids doing typical and predictable kids or grandkids foolishness.
(While pushing an IPad into your face zone) "Dude, you need to see this."
by KImCobain March 05, 2015
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louis vattan

A ridiculously bad Louis Vuitton knockoff
Kiley showed up to the party wearing her pitiful Louis Vattan sunnies
by KImCobain April 10, 2015
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fox muldur

Synonym for Hottest Man ever, genetically engineered to be David Duchovny. Educational product of Princeton and Harvard. Method Actor with the absolute correct combination of DNA
Xfiles, David Duchovny, Agent Fox Muldur, FBI
by KImCobain October 07, 2016
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ud addict

A bright but scattered academic who spends a sizable chunk of time submitting defs to Urban Dictionary in vain hopes of having them published. An author who endeavors to assist others to become more conversant in the art of street slang.
Kim needs an intervention, and really is becoming a UD Addict.
by KImCobain February 20, 2015
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