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Definitions by KImCobain

Door to door used shoe sales 

The insurance industry, besides being the spawn of Satan, is nothing more than door to door used shoe sales.

louis vattan 

A ridiculously bad Louis Vuitton knockoff
Kiley showed up to the party wearing her pitiful Louis Vattan sunnies
louis vattan by KImCobain April 10, 2015

SpongeBob Teeth 

A dental condition characterized by poor occlusion and missing teeth with wide spacing. Orthodonture definitely indicated.
Britney Spears' kids have a terrible case of SpongeBob teeth.
SpongeBob Teeth by KImCobain April 10, 2015

Live Long and Suck It, Zachary Quinto! 

Spoken by Sheldon Cooper on "The Big Bang Theory", a nod to the most quoted line "Live Long and Prosper" by the late Leonard Nimoy, portraying his famous role as Star Trek's Commanding Science Officer, Mr. Spock. Zachary Quinto reprised the SPOCK role in the 2009 Star Trek reboot .
In a Season 5 episode of "Big Bang", Sheldon, who was expecting a life-sized cutout of Nimoy's Spock but received Quinto's apparently inferior version instead, griped Live Long and Suck It, Zachary Quinto!

0% interest for x months

A sales tactic targeted mostly at people without money, good credit or low interest credit cards. Means the financial entity will keep accruing interest at a generally usurious interest rate until the conclusion of the specified number of months. If the purchase isn't paid in full by then, the buyer gets hit with an enormous "balloon" of accrued interest. Unless you can pay the purchase off quickly, you're a huge sucker.
Buy this incredibly marked up living room set today and get 0% interest for X months!

Land the trick

To accomplish something incredibly well
It's how you land the trick and you really pulled it off!
Land the trick by KImCobain March 12, 2015

pothead philosophers

Someones who get drunk and stoned and engage in heavy philosophical conversations with nothing to back up their opinions other than their primal sincerity.
We are just pothead philosophers with no type of studious background whatsoever.