KImCobain's definitions

Slap You Ballheaded

Southern etiology - To kick someone's ass - usually for a very good reason.

You talk to me like that again and i'll Slap You Ballheaded!

by KImCobain August 4, 2017

rat tat

Refers to any and all of the foolish stick on tatoos, including metallics, available at drugstores, Kmart and bad mall tween junk shops

Stefanie has a shiny rat tat on her neck today.

by KImCobain February 19, 2015

DoucheRkabob

DoucheRkabob - Douchekabob 5.0 - the ultimate doosher : any variety of doucher with stacked to the rafter bad qualities such as being overly obnoxious, a loud talker, a sidler and with no sense of self awareness.

Jeremy: that doucheRkabob needs to stop trying to play and sing "Stairway to Heaven" on the display amps. He's not even close, and is disrupting the entire store.
Keiran: Yeah he sidled me by the Les Pauls and took up 45 minutes of my time claiming to be a member of some famous rock band.

by KImCobain May 24, 2018

taco truck

A gaggle of young chicks in a bar.

Bring your boyfriends out to the bar tonight; i don't want this to turn into a taco truck.

by KImCobain August 2, 2017

pee pee hostage

When you're stuck on an Airbus which can't land due to weather, and you can't get up because the captain can't turn off the seatbelt sign

Dude I was a pee pee hostage over Denver!

by KImCobain June 7, 2016

Scarf-n-Barf

In academia, the practice of cramming information into one's cranium (scarf) just long enough to regurgitate it onto an exam (barf) in order to score a passing grade for the course.

Jude passed Physics the good old fashioned way, through sheer scarf-n-barf.

by KImCobain March 2, 2015