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A person who will screw up any type of volunteer work. Usually shows up late and/or under the influence, tries to take charge, breaks things, steals things, or in the total 360 hides until their shift is over. Most often is forced into agreeing to volunteer at mother's insistence.
by KImCobain March 2, 2015
Get the Volunterror mug.DoucheRkabob - Douchekabob 5.0 - the ultimate doosher : any variety of doucher with stacked to the rafter bad qualities such as being overly obnoxious, a loud talker, a sidler and with no sense of self awareness.
Jeremy: that doucheRkabob needs to stop trying to play and sing "Stairway to Heaven" on the display amps. He's not even close, and is disrupting the entire store.
Keiran: Yeah he sidled me by the Les Pauls and took up 45 minutes of my time claiming to be a member of some famous rock band.
Keiran: Yeah he sidled me by the Les Pauls and took up 45 minutes of my time claiming to be a member of some famous rock band.
by KImCobain May 24, 2018
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