KImCobain's definitions

taco truck

A gaggle of young chicks in a bar.

Bring your boyfriends out to the bar tonight; i don't want this to turn into a taco truck.

by KImCobain August 2, 2017

password drama

The issues and hassles of attempting to retrieve an online password - especially for accounts you rarely use.

I cant pay this toll bill online until i finish with the password drama to open that account.

by KImCobain August 10, 2017

Slap You Ballheaded

Southern etiology - To kick someone's ass - usually for a very good reason.

You talk to me like that again and i'll Slap You Ballheaded!

by KImCobain August 4, 2017

CORPORATE INCEST

A common practice - most frequently occurring in large INSURANCE companies - wherein corporate whores who are the most moronic imbeciles, inexperienced and completely UNQUALIFIED termites are hired into management based only on who they know and who they blow. They survive solely through their connections- and the hard work of subordinates who need to keep their jobs. These colossal losers make disastrous business decisions, pass off 99% of their responsibilities to others, know nothing about the job and collect huge salaries JUST for being somones old college roommate and full time suckup. A lot of them are male, with a stay at home wife who home schools their useless children.

That frickin idiot has a management job only through corporate incest.

by KImCobain August 10, 2017

acehole

Friends who make plans and then ditch at the last minute - even when you are already at the bar or restaurant.

Don't bother making plans to meet up with Pete - he's such an acehole that you'll be sitting at the bar alone all night.

by KImCobain August 26, 2017

Harvey Spectered My Ass

Getting your ass kicked by a major Harvard badass - in anything and everything you do. You quickly learn the only place success comes before work is in the dictionary"

I was in line for a partnership before Blackmon Harvey Spectered my ass.

by KImCobain June 17, 2018