A female who is so horny that she needs to orgasm soon. She has been eagerly anticipating the arrival of her lover and is on the verge of having a spontaneous orgasm. She is sitting on her "nut", ready for it to "bust". Females who are capable of multiple orgasms are sitting on a pile of many nuts. Just like Squirrels who save their nuts for winter (the coldest season ever), she has been saving her nuts for a stone cold freak and does not want to waste them because they are the sweetest joy.
Homegirl1: "Girl, what you doin?"
Bestie: "I am Squirreling like a motherfucker, if I don't get some soon I'm gonna bust!"
Homegirl1:"Squirreling? Wtf is that?"
Bestie:"I am sitting on a pile of nuts"
Homegirl1: "LMAO You are so stupid!!!!"
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Bestie: "I am Squirreling like a motherfucker, if I don't get some soon I'm gonna bust!"
Homegirl1:"Squirreling? Wtf is that?"
Bestie:"I am sitting on a pile of nuts"
Homegirl1: "LMAO You are so stupid!!!!"
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by ChocTini12 August 26, 2017
by SOLAMF42 June 29, 2011
When you think you have Julian Edelman covered tight and the little guy still catches the damn ball!!!
by Leonbaby June 19, 2019
As you attempt to make thousands of dollars by betting on a football game you know the outcome of, the squirrel, that you puked on, after just waking up from a drunken haze, in a hot tub, after travelling back in time, appears on the football field, and changes the outcome of the game.
Dude: "We didn't travel back in time so you could bet on football"
Bro: "But I know who wins"
Dude: "Go for it then!"
...moments later...
Dude: "How much did we make??"
Bro: "Nothing, I ended up squirrelling it"
Dude: "We didn't travel back in time so you could bet on football"
Bro: "But I know who wins"
Dude: "Go for it then!"
...moments later...
Dude: "How much did we make??"
Bro: "Nothing, I ended up squirrelling it"
by Jackalope Hunter April 1, 2010
by MonStar78 June 26, 2016
by Witchlite October 2, 2014
I was attacked by a squirrel.
by D-Monkey February 27, 2018