taint

A.k.a. chad or perineum. The region between genitals and arsehole.

Taint gets its name from the sentence: It ain't pussy, it ain't arse.

i.e. 'taint pussy, 'taint arse.

Q: What on earth is a taint?
A: The perineum.
Q: Huh?
A: The chad!

by Chane. February 1, 2020

taint

a slang used to refer to the perineum, the part of the body between the anus and genital organs, overlying the pubococcygeal muscle. This term supposedly originates from the fact that, "'Tain't your balls, and 'tain't your ass," "'tain't" being a contraction of "it" and "ain't", in this case, meaning "it is not."

SON: "Hey Dad, how come they call it a taint?"

FATHER: "Well son, 'cause 'tain't your balls, and 'tain't your ass."

SON: "Oh."

by HyaenusDominae August 20, 2010

taint

The region of skin between the genitals and the anus; often accompanied by dingleberries.

Although he can't yet grow any facial hair, Mike can still grow a two-foot Santa beard off his taint.

by ???????????????????????? October 12, 2007

taint

The area between ur bits and pieces... Because t'aint your ball sack, and t'aint ur ass crack. Generally after a long day of work it begins to smell of cheese! :)

My taint started to bleed when I jumped on the seatless bike off the Empire state building!

by Jason Witt August 11, 2007

taint

The raised line between and connecting the scrotum and the balloonknot.

..."paint my taint".....or "...taint yur asshole, taint yur ballsack!"

by mark knudsen June 18, 2005

taint

It's Your Fleshy Fun-Bridge

Come take a ride on my taint!

by Tom Busch March 7, 2005

taint

its that lil flap of skin between your balls and ass, or your pussy and ass everyone has one
It taint ass and it taint pussy

anyone have some vagisil for my taint

by supalude August 29, 2005