6 definitions by Jackalope Hunter
A smokin' hot female bartender at a local restaurant (Jack Astor's). Works along side the Jackalope. Originated from the house name for a margarita.
by Jackalope Hunter April 1, 2010
A cute busboy at a local restaurant (Jack Astor's). Originated from mis-reading the back of his shirt.
Does that shirt say "I'm a Jackalope"?
No, it says "I'm Jackalicious", but I could go for that Jackalope!!
No, it says "I'm Jackalicious", but I could go for that Jackalope!!
by Jackalope Hunter January 28, 2010
Constant disappointment, despite ever-lasting belief that success will eventual happen. Loser. Irrelevant, yet never-ending, drain on society.
Hey Bob, do you think the Toronto Maple Leafs will make it this year? Those rejects? No way! They're a perpetual failure; always have been, always will be.
by Jackalope Hunter May 19, 2014
As you attempt to make thousands of dollars by betting on a football game you know the outcome of, the squirrel, that you puked on, after just waking up from a drunken haze, in a hot tub, after travelling back in time, appears on the football field, and changes the outcome of the game.
Dude: "We didn't travel back in time so you could bet on football"
Bro: "But I know who wins"
Dude: "Go for it then!"
...moments later...
Dude: "How much did we make??"
Bro: "Nothing, I ended up squirrelling it"
Dude: "We didn't travel back in time so you could bet on football"
Bro: "But I know who wins"
Dude: "Go for it then!"
...moments later...
Dude: "How much did we make??"
Bro: "Nothing, I ended up squirrelling it"
by Jackalope Hunter April 1, 2010
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Fight like Matt.
One of sledge hockey's great players, and a Canadian, Matt Cooke, lost his final battle with cancer. Matt refused to ever give up, as proven by making Sledge Team Canada, after loosing his leg to cancer. Matt was a able-bodied hockey player who refused to let the cancer win, by living his life, and using the game of sledge hockey to play the sport he loved.
One of sledge hockey's great players, and a Canadian, Matt Cooke, lost his final battle with cancer. Matt refused to ever give up, as proven by making Sledge Team Canada, after loosing his leg to cancer. Matt was a able-bodied hockey player who refused to let the cancer win, by living his life, and using the game of sledge hockey to play the sport he loved.
Bro: "I can't do this any more, I'm lost my leg. I'll never play hockey again!"
Dude: "Yes you can, you gotta FLM!!"
Dude: "Yes you can, you gotta FLM!!"
by Jackalope Hunter April 5, 2010