distracted

When you are in class and the girl in front of you is wearing a thong.

I'm totally failing Intro to Bio Science because I am distracted by this sweet piece of chippy that wears low-riding jeans and thongs EVERYDAY.

by Dr.Rob Jones July 11, 2008

distracted

DISTRACT

you have been distracted

by fkhgfgjjcgjtvdccfyvgvgc August 19, 2020

distracted

being stoned; a way to describe being stoned to people that may not approve of marijuana use.

"you missed the turn, Bobby"
"sorry, i'm a little distracted..."

by nofxmikeb October 27, 2005

distractivity

Distractivity is what you’re doing when you get distracted from what you should be doing. It's generally what you want to do, often what you need to do, and arguably, what you’ll do best.

John wasn't making much progress on the company's annual report, so he welcomed the distractivity of working on his website.

by JohnGoodman January 25, 2010

Distraction

A person of the opposite gender which is not a significant other, but has enough "beyond friendship" feelings and possibilities attached to him/her that this person creates a major loss of productive time whenever s/he is available for contact.

The distraction is online. I won't get any homework done anytime soon.

by Distraction Central April 3, 2009

Distractible

A funny podcast hosted every monday by Mark Fischbach (Markiplier), Wade Barnes (LordMinion777) and Bob Muyskens (muyskerm) where they talk about various, often hypothetical topics.

I heard of this totally original podcast where 3 dudes talk about random shit. It’s called Distractible!

by definitionbestower December 5, 2022

distraction

A woman that is extremely beautiful that she takes your concentration off eveything around you. A woman that causes you to watch her, and her only. A woman that when she walks by you stop talking and just watch her and stare.

I was in chemistry class and I stopped taking notes due to the distractions.

by Klips January 10, 2006