1025 definitions by Hym Iam
by Hym Iam July 15, 2022
Nerd "I actshtivate my twap card!"
Hym "PLAY ON TOUR OWN TURN NERD! SUPER POLY! GARUDA! AHAHAHAHAHA!"
Hym "PLAY ON TOUR OWN TURN NERD! SUPER POLY! GARUDA! AHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
Yup, this is the part 4 I was alluding to earlier... IS it alluding? Is that the right word? I know I'm not like an award winning screenwriter or anythung but I just can't think of a better word to use..."
God "Oh your me? Oh my me. That sounds funny... But, no, yeah... The hot ones are hot and then the other ones are, like, less hot based on how close they are to the hot ones. It's like a relativity thing I'm trying... It's good."
Lucifer "Mm... Fantastic. So your orbs just sit there?"
God "Nah I'm just tossing these motherfuckers all over the place... Just slanging em..."
Lucifer "What's a moth- You know what? I don't even care. Ok. They spin, you throw them... The hot ones are hot. Got it."
God "They're not JUST hot. They shoot out little mini-orbs that bounce offa everything. That's how they get the other orbs hot."
Lucifer "Great."
God "Yup... And the big hot ones turn into tiny suction ones."
Lucifer "And the big hot ones turn into tiny suction ones and the mini-orbs bounce off them... because why would they not?"
God "Wha- no the mini-orbs can't bounce off the suction ones! They suck too hard. So, like, the mini-orbs can't get out of the suction."
Lucifer "Hoooooooo.... Hooo... Oh man... Mm... ✊️ I... am very angry with you right now and I'm sensing that you can feel it... Do you feel that right now? My rage. Boiling over."
God "Uhuh. Throw an orb. It'll make you feel better. Look. Look what happens when one of the hot ones hits the suction ones. OoOoOoOoOoOoOo. Or, waitwaitwait, two of the suction ones. Hohohohohohoho! Cool right!?"
Lucifer "Don't. Just... don't... Enjoy your cage!"
God "Aw come on, don't be mad... Oh well... Pew pew, bwomp... Orbs..."
Lucifer "Mm... Fantastic. So your orbs just sit there?"
God "Nah I'm just tossing these motherfuckers all over the place... Just slanging em..."
Lucifer "What's a moth- You know what? I don't even care. Ok. They spin, you throw them... The hot ones are hot. Got it."
God "They're not JUST hot. They shoot out little mini-orbs that bounce offa everything. That's how they get the other orbs hot."
Lucifer "Great."
God "Yup... And the big hot ones turn into tiny suction ones."
Lucifer "And the big hot ones turn into tiny suction ones and the mini-orbs bounce off them... because why would they not?"
God "Wha- no the mini-orbs can't bounce off the suction ones! They suck too hard. So, like, the mini-orbs can't get out of the suction."
Lucifer "Hoooooooo.... Hooo... Oh man... Mm... ✊️ I... am very angry with you right now and I'm sensing that you can feel it... Do you feel that right now? My rage. Boiling over."
God "Uhuh. Throw an orb. It'll make you feel better. Look. Look what happens when one of the hot ones hits the suction ones. OoOoOoOoOoOoOo. Or, waitwaitwait, two of the suction ones. Hohohohohohoho! Cool right!?"
Lucifer "Don't. Just... don't... Enjoy your cage!"
God "Aw come on, don't be mad... Oh well... Pew pew, bwomp... Orbs..."
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
Hey, he's getting pretty good, man.
Hym "I'm watching Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz and I'm thinking (Keep in mind I only saw the highlights): Good jab work from like round 4 up from Jake. That could have started sooner. Has more than just an overhand now (I think he dropped him with the left hook). But he stands like a fucking mannequin. Move your fucking head a little bit. I heard once that if you're already in motion it's easier to accelerate quickly (I can't remember in what context though...) rather that if you're stationary.
Hym "I'm watching Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz and I'm thinking (Keep in mind I only saw the highlights): Good jab work from like round 4 up from Jake. That could have started sooner. Has more than just an overhand now (I think he dropped him with the left hook). But he stands like a fucking mannequin. Move your fucking head a little bit. I heard once that if you're already in motion it's easier to accelerate quickly (I can't remember in what context though...) rather that if you're stationary.
The amount of time and energy it take to go from stationary to moving in either direction is greater for some reason (and I've heard it before but I can't remember). Which is what you are. Largely stationary. You're perfectly still on the centerline. You should be bobbing around on either side (This is all theory obviously and the most extreme example of which would be Clay Guida or something). That's why from round 4 onwards he was getting ABSOLUTELY Tea'd off on. I think if Nate would have let his hands go earlier he wouldn't have gone down in the-"
Iam "OH! SHORT LOW INTERCEPTING HOOK! THAT'S WHAT DOWNED HIM! AS HE WAS COMING IN!? THAT'S A JEET KUNE DO THING! THAT WAS BRILLIANT."
Hym *clears throat* "The first place. I think if he wouldn't have gotten wobbled in the 1st it would have been a totally different fight. Just hear me out, watch the difference in the head movement. As Nate lumbers across the ring you can see his head. Left right left right. Jake? Stiff as a board. And Nate slips a ton of punches throughout the match as a result. But at least Jake was keeping his giant punchable torso safe. It just isn't possible to fight a guy with decathelete cardio if you're getting punched all up in your organs."
Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz
Iam "OH! SHORT LOW INTERCEPTING HOOK! THAT'S WHAT DOWNED HIM! AS HE WAS COMING IN!? THAT'S A JEET KUNE DO THING! THAT WAS BRILLIANT."
Hym *clears throat* "The first place. I think if he wouldn't have gotten wobbled in the 1st it would have been a totally different fight. Just hear me out, watch the difference in the head movement. As Nate lumbers across the ring you can see his head. Left right left right. Jake? Stiff as a board. And Nate slips a ton of punches throughout the match as a result. But at least Jake was keeping his giant punchable torso safe. It just isn't possible to fight a guy with decathelete cardio if you're getting punched all up in your organs."
Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz
by Hym Iam August 7, 2023
And, again, does MY consciousness play a role in the selection? Or is it just hypergamy and evolutionary biology? Asking for a friend.
Hym "Does evolutionary biology select for consciousness? Noooo. No it doesn't. I've heard you recite it so many times. Didn't ONCE mention consciousness. So, consciousness isn't what's being selected but it IS what does the selecting? If I recall MY position was that consciousness should matter. That's MY position. Not yours. It doesn't. It's not a factor. Does it bother you being wrong all the time?"
by Hym Iam June 7, 2022
Hey! Look at that! Morgue was right! Bow down and worship him! And not me him but... Wait, no. Don't worship him. Worship me. Always worship me. And don't don't worship me Hym but don't worship him him. I mean it!
Hym "Hey, look! The Hoffman guy says the same thing about consciousness that Morgue says! But I doubt we'll all be laughing becuase ya'll are talking a lot of shit."
by Hym Iam October 15, 2023
Hym "Wrong again, idiot! The greatest trick the devil played was convincing people that God can't speak for itself."
by Hym Iam July 24, 2022