partyrockstar222's definitions

Art History

the most useless major ever. In an art history class, you will find bums, starbucks-loving-hippies, and the smell of 3 day old sperm. They will be complaining that they got a job for $12k a year pay, when it is their fault they were too lazy to apply themselves to real world applications. We don't give a shit about piccasso.

Art History Teacher: "Welcome to Art History 101. We will study and analyze the works of Leonardo Da Vinci, Picasso, and the late Duke of England....."

Liberal Student: "That will be so neat. I will make fortunes selling my own paintings to Bill Gates."

Me: *snoring and falling asleep*

by partyrockstar222 October 15, 2015

Essay

An assigment given by Teachers who think that kids don't

"have" enough homework. They expect it with "AT LEAST" 8 sources, and "AT LEAST" many MLA Citations. They make it worth like 100 points, make you WRITE it when you HAVE OTHER homework. It can range from a simple topic on Compare & Contrast to a fucking book report when you don't understand the book. And THEY WANT TO CONVICE THE FUCKING READER TO GET INTO THE ESSAY! not many people read students writing anyway.

Only students with a PhD from Stanford with a 4.0 GPA deserve to do essays. Its not important.

Student: OMG! Mrs. Hillenbig assigned us a God Motherfucking Nigger Essay with AT LEAST 1000 WORDS! Is she out of her mind? We are only 8th Graders.

by partyrockstar222 September 30, 2011

Berkeley Vision

A disease caught by students at University of California, Berkeley, where finding a hot girl is incredibly rare, because it is so hard to get accepted into that pretty girls don't go there.

Tim Wong was an Electrical Engineering/Computer Science Major at UC Berkeley, who was contracted with Berkeley Vision after he couldn't find a hot girl that would date his ass in the sea of Asians.

by partyrockstar222 May 22, 2016

Video Games

It's like a drug for Autistics

Lauren dumped her boyfriend because all he cared to do was play Video Games and depend on welfare.

by partyrockstar222 August 19, 2016

Student Blues

A condition experienced by High School and College Students near the end of the year in May, characterized by lack of motivation in coursework and dozing off on all responsibilities in anticipation for summer.

Parents: Young man, we are extremely dissapointed about your grades right now. Until you raise them higher, you are grounded: No computer or TV and No hanging out with friends. We've spent so much time into expecting you to succeed, and WE'RE NOT GOING TO LET YOU FUCK IT UP!

Me: Mom and Dad, I'm sorry I'm not perfect: I'm just experiencing the Student Blues right now

by partyrockstar222 May 16, 2016

Encinitas

A beach-side city located in North San Diego, California. Unlike neighboring Carlsbad and Oceanside, Encinitas is more liberal and laid-back, and is a haven for hipsters and college-educated people. Has some really delicious taco shops and surf shops that line the 101 coast highway. El Camino Real to the east is full of strip malls with K-marts and fast food restaurants. Residents here often go to the beach or visit the cultural events occurring on the weekends.

Let's go to Encinitas to surf some waves at Moonlight Beach and eat a California Burrito at Juanitas afterwards

by partyrockstar222 November 30, 2016

face mask

A covering you wear on your face and mouth to stop the spread of germs. They are as important during the COVID-19 pandemic as wearing a seat belt while driving to save lifes. But many Americans are in denial and refuse to wear one by saying it's their "constitutional right" to not wear a face mask, but not understanding that once they enter private property, their constitutional rights are void.

Karen just got arrested for assaulting the manager at Costco who won't let her in the store because she refused to wear a face mask

by partyrockstar222 July 3, 2020