Buzzfeed

A social media website that will make you stupid instantly. Read about "20 Reasons to have sex with your partner", "Chinese eat Panda Express for the first time", "If you acted like homer simpson in real life" and a bunch of insane stories that will make you think you're high. If you want to be successful and have friends, avoid this website like the PLAGUE.
Greg: Yo Jeff, my man, wanna go to the skate park? I'll show you my new trade flip!
Jeff: Probably. Hey greg, come check this new video by Buzzfeed. It's about if disney princesses were real!
Greg: Aw come on mate, that website is a waste of time. Come on, lets have REAL fun!

Jeff: *moans*
by partyrockstar222 November 08, 2015
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Canyon Crest Academy

A very wealthy high school in the Carmel Valley neighborhood of San Diego. Students here are very motivated and take 5+ AP Courses each year, along with having an internship and playing Varsity Sports, to look competitive for colleges. Students are also very invested in the arts, and many go on to Julliard. However, because they ended the lottery, it's more like neighboring Torrey Pines High School, and is overcrowded.
Ted: "What's a real High School like?"
Paul: "I don't know, I went to Canyon Crest Academy"
by partyrockstar222 February 28, 2017
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freshie

Used commonly during registration, freshie is another name for a freshman in high school coming from middle school (Grade 8 to 9). If they call it "freshie", theyre probably on facebook taking pictures of themselves in bathrooms, with a gang of girls, and taking all honors courses. They are the cool kids that respect the upper classmen. Freshie sounds like a Straight-F student saying "fresh".
Those Freshies that came from middle school think they're the shit.

Senior: SO I GOT THE IPAD 2 THIS SUMMER
Sophmore: NO WAY!
Junior: FUCK YOU, I HAVE THE TRANSFORMER PRIME! WHICH IS BETTER THAN THAT CUNT-PRICK IPAD.

Freshman: Excuse me, but do you know where room 504 is?

Another student: CARLSBAD HIGH SCHOOL SUCKS!
by partyrockstar222 November 26, 2011
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Essay

An assigment given by Teachers who think that kids don't

"have" enough homework. They expect it with "AT LEAST" 8 sources, and "AT LEAST" many MLA Citations. They make it worth like 100 points, make you WRITE it when you HAVE OTHER homework. It can range from a simple topic on Compare & Contrast to a fucking book report when you don't understand the book. And THEY WANT TO CONVICE THE FUCKING READER TO GET INTO THE ESSAY! not many people read students writing anyway.
Only students with a PhD from Stanford with a 4.0 GPA deserve to do essays. Its not important.

Student: OMG! Mrs. Hillenbig assigned us a God Motherfucking Nigger Essay with AT LEAST 1000 WORDS! Is she out of her mind? We are only 8th Graders.
by partyrockstar222 September 30, 2011
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Calculus II

The first of many classes that weeds out college freshman who don't have what it takes to study STEM majors such as engineering or computer science. A hard class that covers trig substitution, improper integrals, series, sequences, and polar coordinates and often requires 20+ hours of work a week.
Jimmy wanted to study Mechanical Engineering when he was in college. However, after failing Calculus II twice and getting a C- on his fourth attempt, he decided to switch into Business and never looked back.
by partyrockstar222 August 17, 2021
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