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Calculus II

The first of many classes that weeds out college freshman who don't have what it takes to study STEM majors such as engineering or computer science. A hard class that covers trig substitution, improper integrals, series, sequences, and polar coordinates and often requires 20+ hours of work a week.

Jimmy wanted to study Mechanical Engineering when he was in college. However, after failing Calculus II twice and getting a C- on his fourth attempt, he decided to switch into Business and never looked back.

by partyrockstar222 August 16, 2021

Student Blues

A condition experienced by High School and College Students near the end of the year in May, characterized by lack of motivation in coursework and dozing off on all responsibilities in anticipation for summer.

Parents: Young man, we are extremely dissapointed about your grades right now. Until you raise them higher, you are grounded: No computer or TV and No hanging out with friends. We've spent so much time into expecting you to succeed, and WE'RE NOT GOING TO LET YOU FUCK IT UP!

Me: Mom and Dad, I'm sorry I'm not perfect: I'm just experiencing the Student Blues right now

by partyrockstar222 May 16, 2016

Mira Costa

A community college in Oceanside, California with a satellite campus in Cardiff (San Elijo Campus) , located 35 miles north of San Diego. Although the campus is extremely nice and the professors for the most part are great (but extremely difficult), it is extremely boring, and most of the people are friends because of the high school they went at. Unless you like being alone or have your shit together to transfer to a better school like UCLA, prepare to be extremely bored.

Student 1: I am so glad I transferred out of Mira Costa College to UC Berkeley, because it was soooo boring there.
Student 2: I spent more time looking for parking at the Oceanside Campus than in my classes, hence why I decided to take all my classes at the San Elijo Campus

by partyrockstar222 October 24, 2016

Video Games

It's like a drug for Autistics

Lauren dumped her boyfriend because all he cared to do was play Video Games and depend on welfare.

by partyrockstar222 August 19, 2016

Art History

the most useless major ever. In an art history class, you will find bums, starbucks-loving-hippies, and the smell of 3 day old sperm. They will be complaining that they got a job for $12k a year pay, when it is their fault they were too lazy to apply themselves to real world applications. We don't give a shit about piccasso.

Art History Teacher: "Welcome to Art History 101. We will study and analyze the works of Leonardo Da Vinci, Picasso, and the late Duke of England....."

Liberal Student: "That will be so neat. I will make fortunes selling my own paintings to Bill Gates."

Me: *snoring and falling asleep*

by partyrockstar222 October 15, 2015

Berkeley Vision

A disease caught by students at University of California, Berkeley, where finding a hot girl is incredibly rare, because it is so hard to get accepted into that pretty girls don't go there.

Tim Wong was an Electrical Engineering/Computer Science Major at UC Berkeley, who was contracted with Berkeley Vision after he couldn't find a hot girl that would date his ass in the sea of Asians.

by partyrockstar222 May 22, 2016

Panera Bread

A sandwich chain that USED to be good, until they started the "clean food" revolution. This meant that old favorites such as Italian Combo, Sierra Turkey, and Chicken Cobb Salad were off the menu in favor of lower calorie versions that taste like crap. Has delicious bakery items like Cinnamon Crunch Bagels and Chocolate Chipper Cookies, but their Soups often comes out cold and Salad greens are often brown and wilted. Typical costumers are hipsters and yuppies in white suits.

I can't believe I paid $13.78 for a half Caesar Salad and half Turkey Sandwich that only had three pieces of turkey and lukewarm Salad Dressing at Panera Bread.

by partyrockstar222 March 11, 2017