partyrockstar222's definitions

Art History

the most useless major ever. In an art history class, you will find bums, starbucks-loving-hippies, and the smell of 3 day old sperm. They will be complaining that they got a job for $12k a year pay, when it is their fault they were too lazy to apply themselves to real world applications. We don't give a shit about piccasso.

Art History Teacher: "Welcome to Art History 101. We will study and analyze the works of Leonardo Da Vinci, Picasso, and the late Duke of England....."

Liberal Student: "That will be so neat. I will make fortunes selling my own paintings to Bill Gates."

Me: *snoring and falling asleep*

by partyrockstar222 October 15, 2015

Berkeley Vision

A disease caught by students at University of California, Berkeley, where finding a hot girl is incredibly rare, because it is so hard to get accepted into that pretty girls don't go there.

Tim Wong was an Electrical Engineering/Computer Science Major at UC Berkeley, who was contracted with Berkeley Vision after he couldn't find a hot girl that would date his ass in the sea of Asians.

by partyrockstar222 May 22, 2016

Video Games

It's like a drug for Autistics

Lauren dumped her boyfriend because all he cared to do was play Video Games and depend on welfare.

by partyrockstar222 August 19, 2016

Christian Fries

A dish on the secret menu at Vallarta Express, a taco shop chain in in San Diego, California, which is basically carne asada fries (guac, sour cream, carne asada, cheese, and french fries) , but with the adition of a fried egg, bacon, and additional cheese/

Before hitting up Balboa Park and Coronado Island, let's start our day with some Christian Fries at Vallarta Express. It will fuel us with enough calories to not have to eat the entire day!

by partyrockstar222 May 29, 2016

Super Bowel Monday

An event that happens the Monday after the Super Bowl, where you spend all day on the toilet pooping after eating pounds of junk food and drinking liters of beer.

*At work on the Monday after the Super Bowl*
Boss: "Hey Jason, do you know where Tim is? He was supposed to send the spreadsheets to my office an hour ago?"
Jason: "He's in the bathroom"
Boss: "Oh yeah! It's super bowel monday today!" Hold on, I think I have to go to.

by partyrockstar222 February 3, 2020

You take the 405

A common phrase used by Southern Californians describing freeway routes to their friends. Usually its the 405, 10, or the 110.

"How do I get to UCLA from here?"
"You take the 10 West then you take the 405 to Sunset Blvd then you turn right on Hilgard Ave"

by partyrockstar222 May 19, 2016

Sprite

the soft drink you ALWAYS put in the water cup you got for free

Water is too bland, so I will put Sprite in this water cup when the workers aren't looking at me.

by partyrockstar222 January 13, 2016