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Berkeley Vision

A disease caught by students at University of California, Berkeley, where finding a hot girl is incredibly rare, because it is so hard to get accepted into that pretty girls don't go there.

Tim Wong was an Electrical Engineering/Computer Science Major at UC Berkeley, who was contracted with Berkeley Vision after he couldn't find a hot girl that would date his ass in the sea of Asians.

by partyrockstar222 May 22, 2016

Art History

the most useless major ever. In an art history class, you will find bums, starbucks-loving-hippies, and the smell of 3 day old sperm. They will be complaining that they got a job for $12k a year pay, when it is their fault they were too lazy to apply themselves to real world applications. We don't give a shit about piccasso.

Art History Teacher: "Welcome to Art History 101. We will study and analyze the works of Leonardo Da Vinci, Picasso, and the late Duke of England....."

Liberal Student: "That will be so neat. I will make fortunes selling my own paintings to Bill Gates."

Me: *snoring and falling asleep*

by partyrockstar222 October 15, 2015

Student Blues

A condition experienced by High School and College Students near the end of the year in May, characterized by lack of motivation in coursework and dozing off on all responsibilities in anticipation for summer.

Parents: Young man, we are extremely dissapointed about your grades right now. Until you raise them higher, you are grounded: No computer or TV and No hanging out with friends. We've spent so much time into expecting you to succeed, and WE'RE NOT GOING TO LET YOU FUCK IT UP!

Me: Mom and Dad, I'm sorry I'm not perfect: I'm just experiencing the Student Blues right now

by partyrockstar222 May 16, 2016

Calculus II

The first of many classes that weeds out college freshman who don't have what it takes to study STEM majors such as engineering or computer science. A hard class that covers trig substitution, improper integrals, series, sequences, and polar coordinates and often requires 20+ hours of work a week.

Jimmy wanted to study Mechanical Engineering when he was in college. However, after failing Calculus II twice and getting a C- on his fourth attempt, he decided to switch into Business and never looked back.

by partyrockstar222 August 16, 2021

College Confidential

A website that is supposed to help high school students and their parents with getting into university and how to manage courses while there, but is flooded with insecure people who act elitist and belittle others based on their mediocre GPA, SAT/ACT scores, etc. If you have a 3.3 GPA, you are seen as a loser similar to someone begging for money on the freeway overpass. Most believe if it's a tactic to get people to become hopeless so they don't apply to the Ivy League and have them get an easier chance of getting in.

User: I have a 3.3 GPA, 1250 SAT and 30 ACT, along with being the president of the Hockey club, 5 AP courses taken with 3 4's and 2 5's, and have over 100 hours of community service. What are my chances of getting into San Diego State?
Idiot on College Confidential: You are more likely to mop floors at McDonald's then get into SDSU with those stats kiddo. Have you considered community college?

by partyrockstar222 August 3, 2019

Entitled Syndrome

A chronic condition affecting US Private High School Students, who attend private schools that cost $30,000 upwards that think they are entitled to success and a direct path to attending an Ivy League School. This causes students to unleash tremendous stress and worry to impress their parents and to not be made fun of by their classmates.

- Ted had a classic case of Entitled Syndrome in High School; He was set on attending Princeton University from his private high school in Vermont, and was very dissapointed when he got rejected. Rumor has it that he didn't really want to attend Princeton, he wanted to impress his classmates because he couldn't think for himself.

by partyrockstar222 May 17, 2016

Buzzfeed

A social media website that will make you stupid instantly. Read about "20 Reasons to have sex with your partner", "Chinese eat Panda Express for the first time", "If you acted like homer simpson in real life" and a bunch of insane stories that will make you think you're high. If you want to be successful and have friends, avoid this website like the PLAGUE.

Greg: Yo Jeff, my man, wanna go to the skate park? I'll show you my new trade flip!
Jeff: Probably. Hey greg, come check this new video by Buzzfeed. It's about if disney princesses were real!
Greg: Aw come on mate, that website is a waste of time. Come on, lets have REAL fun!

Jeff: *moans*

by partyrockstar222 January 11, 2016