leif's definitions

tiredhead

A state one reaches when they get really drained by hearing about it. It often occurs with celebrity trials, financial discussions, or other very detail-oriented stories.

I was listening to my favorite sports station yesterday on the way to work, they talked so much about Salary Cap that I got tiredhead and punched out.

Everytime that person talks about their baby I get such tiredhead and want to power down.

by Leif June 10, 2006

appendeciding

The act of really scribbling your pen a lot to see if there's any ink left in it. Often accompanied with shaking the pen in between attempts of the circular (usu) scribbles.

Ralphie was trying to take notes on the important point being made, but was struck by a need of appendeciding.

Once upon a time, Picasso paid for bills with his appendeciding art.

by Leif June 10, 2006

get head right with ball

To be in a state opposite of being an asshat. To have your mind focused properly on the task at hand. Usually attributed to baseball hitters, who need to have their head right with ball to hit it properly.

We'll see if the Mavs can do anything this year. Even though Devon Harris is a rookie, he's getting his head right with ball.

I had to turn off urban dictionary at work and get my head right with ball.

by Leif June 10, 2006

This is Vegas

This term is usually used when someone else asks you to keep a secret. Could be used in a one on one situation, or it could be used in a meeting situation, where a group is talking about another group or person.

Source: from the TV ads about Las Vegas, which state that what happens there stays there.

Gossiper 1: I really need to tell you about so-n-so, but you gotta keep this between you and me.
Gossiper 2: Don't worry, this is Vegas.

by Leif June 10, 2006

stay hard

Another great Ticket-ism from the hard line (www.theticket.com). It's a so long salutation basically meaning to remain being a stand up guy or gal. My mother says it now.

Thanks for allowing us to invade you personal space for this afternoon. Until then, stay hard, keep jammin, and we'll see ya brutha.

by Leif June 10, 2006

truck-fuck

An owner of an American pick up truck, often a devout Christian, who thinks global warming is a farce.

Owner of several guns.

Often found in wedding chapels with own sister/mother

An urban redneck

that "truck-fuck" married his sister

Jamie-Steve is a complete "truck-fuck"

by leif June 10, 2006

hinge

A person who is prone to subscribing to both magazines, ergo, someone who has bisexual tendencies. Can be used for a male bisexual or a female bisexual. The term comes from the properties of a hinge - which when unttached, can swing both ways.

Yeah, I heard Opie's a hinge. He's been seen playing tonsil hockey with Patricia. That was one day after swappin spit with Adam.

by Leif June 10, 2006