leif's definitions
1) When your spouse is a wealth of information, much of it useless but sometimes entertaining.
2) When your spouse thinks he or she is a bleepin knowitall.
2) When your spouse thinks he or she is a bleepin knowitall.
1) D: Did you know that the nobel prize is named after the person that invented dynamite?
M: No, did you look that up online?
D: No, Brett's a frickin Spouseapedia.
2) D: Did you get that bike after all?
M: No, Mike's such a frickin spouseapedia!
M: No, did you look that up online?
D: No, Brett's a frickin Spouseapedia.
2) D: Did you get that bike after all?
M: No, Mike's such a frickin spouseapedia!
by Leif February 2, 2009
Get the spouseapediamug. Across the street neighbor of the beast - since addresses are even on one side and odd on the other.
by Leif June 10, 2006
Get the 667mug. Damn kyleif here you go again
by Leif November 23, 2021
Get the kyleifmug. The act of really scribbling your pen a lot to see if there's any ink left in it. Often accompanied with shaking the pen in between attempts of the circular (usu) scribbles.
Ralphie was trying to take notes on the important point being made, but was struck by a need of appendeciding.
Once upon a time, Picasso paid for bills with his appendeciding art.
Once upon a time, Picasso paid for bills with his appendeciding art.
by Leif June 10, 2006
Get the appendecidingmug. A state one reaches when they get really drained by hearing about it. It often occurs with celebrity trials, financial discussions, or other very detail-oriented stories.
I was listening to my favorite sports station yesterday on the way to work, they talked so much about Salary Cap that I got tiredhead and punched out.
Everytime that person talks about their baby I get such tiredhead and want to power down.
Everytime that person talks about their baby I get such tiredhead and want to power down.
by Leif June 10, 2006
Get the tiredheadmug. A person who is prone to subscribing to both magazines, ergo, someone who has bisexual tendencies. Can be used for a male bisexual or a female bisexual. The term comes from the properties of a hinge - which when unttached, can swing both ways.
Yeah, I heard Opie's a hinge. He's been seen playing tonsil hockey with Patricia. That was one day after swappin spit with Adam.
by Leif June 10, 2006
Get the hingemug. The surgical procedure also known as bariastic surgery in which the patient's stomach is reduced significantly - like a fist might be reduced to a thumb. This procedure is not recommended for those that need to lose less than 100 lbs.
Typically, the stomach is reduced from the size of a melon to the size of an egg
Typically, the stomach is reduced from the size of a melon to the size of an egg
The only way that Peter Jackson, that dude from Blues Traveller, and that fat chick from Wilson Phillips lost weight so fast must have been from thumb stomach. Didn't Rosanne have that too?
by Leif June 10, 2006
Get the thumb stomachmug.