leif's definitions

have good and get give

Enjoy all the things coming and going your way. Usually said while passing a co worker down the hall. Buff Tanner was caught saying that, and it's caught on like wildfire in DFW area.

Dude 1: I gotta go! I just got paged by that nympho.
Dude 2: Aight! Have good and get give!

by Leif June 10, 2006

stay hard

Another great Ticket-ism from the hard line (www.theticket.com). It's a so long salutation basically meaning to remain being a stand up guy or gal. My mother says it now.

Thanks for allowing us to invade you personal space for this afternoon. Until then, stay hard, keep jammin, and we'll see ya brutha.

by Leif June 10, 2006

hinge

A person who is prone to subscribing to both magazines, ergo, someone who has bisexual tendencies. Can be used for a male bisexual or a female bisexual. The term comes from the properties of a hinge - which when unttached, can swing both ways.

Yeah, I heard Opie's a hinge. He's been seen playing tonsil hockey with Patricia. That was one day after swappin spit with Adam.

by Leif June 10, 2006

thumb stomach

The surgical procedure also known as bariastic surgery in which the patient's stomach is reduced significantly - like a fist might be reduced to a thumb. This procedure is not recommended for those that need to lose less than 100 lbs.
Typically, the stomach is reduced from the size of a melon to the size of an egg

The only way that Peter Jackson, that dude from Blues Traveller, and that fat chick from Wilson Phillips lost weight so fast must have been from thumb stomach. Didn't Rosanne have that too?

by Leif June 10, 2006

truck-fuck

An owner of an American pick up truck, often a devout Christian, who thinks global warming is a farce.

Owner of several guns.

Often found in wedding chapels with own sister/mother

An urban redneck

that "truck-fuck" married his sister

Jamie-Steve is a complete "truck-fuck"

by leif June 10, 2006

F5

v. 1 To refresh yourself, like if you've been daydreaming during a meeting.
v. 2 To wake up.

Origin comes comes from the use of F5 as a "Refresh" key for MS Windows applications.

1.
Frank: Greg, what did you think of Tom's suggestion.
Greg: (Daydreaming) Huh? Wha?
Tom: F5, dude!

2.
I can't really F5 until my second cuppajava.

by Leif June 10, 2006

tiredhead

A state one reaches when they get really drained by hearing about it. It often occurs with celebrity trials, financial discussions, or other very detail-oriented stories.

I was listening to my favorite sports station yesterday on the way to work, they talked so much about Salary Cap that I got tiredhead and punched out.

Everytime that person talks about their baby I get such tiredhead and want to power down.

by Leif June 10, 2006