makes my pants go crazy

Another way to say that a female is very good looking and would be fun to mate.
Wow, I just got the latest playboy, and WOW does Amber Campisi make my pants go crazy!
by Leif June 10, 2006
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fire in the hole

(n) Sensation one gets the morning after eating ethnic food containing hot peppers, especially Jalepeños. The feeling is felt from the anus about 2 inches up the rectum.
Dude 1:Whew... that was some good chow from the Messican Joint on Harry Hines.
Dude 2: Yeah, but after eating 14 armadillo eggs, I'm gonna have fire in the hole tomorrow morning.
by Leif June 10, 2006
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naplash

What happens to you when you start nodding off and then you jerk your head back suddenly. Happens a lot when staying on the computer too long. Very dangerous if driving.
If you didn't get enough sleep, and you're driving, please pull over at the first instance of naplash. If possible, get coffee or walk around, or take a proper nap.

I was trying to play SWG the other night, but one of the people in our group kept disconnectin, and I started sufferin naplash.
by Leif April 07, 2005
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alt-tab

The act of using the ALT+TAB keys to jump from application to application (Or document to document), or in the workplace, using those keys to hide the website of non working nature to go back to an open document looking like you're doing real work.
I hate that I can't alt-tab between Visio documents.

When Art heard the boss's footsteps, he quickly alt-tabbed to a spreadsheet, hiding the streaming pr0n he had been lookin at.
by Leif June 10, 2006
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very special Blossom

When a parent and child are in a situation that would be represented by a "Very special" episode of a program that explores teen angst. Could also be among peers/teens to talk about all those things that those shows seem to talk about.
Mom: I saw you making out with that boy...
Daughter: God, Maaaaaaaaa! That was a private place!
Mom: It was a KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN!
Daughter: Maaaaa!
Mom: I just don't want you making the same mistakes I made.
Daughter: Oh, is this a very special Blossom episode?
by Leif June 10, 2006
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kyleif

Has a big dick , loving heart that’s full of joy
Damn kyleif here you go again
by Leif November 23, 2021
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