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1) When your spouse is a wealth of information, much of it useless but sometimes entertaining.
2) When your spouse thinks he or she is a bleepin knowitall.
2) When your spouse thinks he or she is a bleepin knowitall.
1) D: Did you know that the nobel prize is named after the person that invented dynamite?
M: No, did you look that up online?
D: No, Brett's a frickin Spouseapedia.
2) D: Did you get that bike after all?
M: No, Mike's such a frickin spouseapedia!
M: No, did you look that up online?
D: No, Brett's a frickin Spouseapedia.
2) D: Did you get that bike after all?
M: No, Mike's such a frickin spouseapedia!
by Leif February 2, 2009
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Beckground: From the Ticket's (KTCK 1310 - Dallas) superhero, Captain Doo Doo, who fights crime in a different way. He saved the world from an asteroid.
Beckground: From the Ticket's (KTCK 1310 - Dallas) superhero, Captain Doo Doo, who fights crime in a different way. He saved the world from an asteroid.
Man, I went to that Super Buffet. Durin' my second plate, I got tapped by the captain. Almost didn't make it either!
by Leif June 10, 2006
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It's amazing how you can see a border in the confluence between the Ohio and Mississippi rivers - and where the brown of the mississippi take over.
Oh, there's a strange confluence going on in my household - the squid is learning how to drive, and the she-wolf is expecting another child - let's top that off with my son impregnating a girl.
Oh, there's a strange confluence going on in my household - the squid is learning how to drive, and the she-wolf is expecting another child - let's top that off with my son impregnating a girl.
by Leif June 10, 2006
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Thanks for allowing us to invade you personal space for this afternoon. Until then, stay hard, keep jammin, and we'll see ya brutha.
by Leif June 10, 2006
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