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Damn kyleif here you go again
by Leif November 23, 2021
Get the kyleif mug.1) When your spouse is a wealth of information, much of it useless but sometimes entertaining.
2) When your spouse thinks he or she is a bleepin knowitall.
2) When your spouse thinks he or she is a bleepin knowitall.
1) D: Did you know that the nobel prize is named after the person that invented dynamite?
M: No, did you look that up online?
D: No, Brett's a frickin Spouseapedia.
2) D: Did you get that bike after all?
M: No, Mike's such a frickin spouseapedia!
M: No, did you look that up online?
D: No, Brett's a frickin Spouseapedia.
2) D: Did you get that bike after all?
M: No, Mike's such a frickin spouseapedia!
by Leif February 2, 2009
Get the spouseapedia mug.Across the street neighbor of the beast - since addresses are even on one side and odd on the other.
by Leif June 10, 2006
Get the 667 mug.A person who is prone to subscribing to both magazines, ergo, someone who has bisexual tendencies. Can be used for a male bisexual or a female bisexual. The term comes from the properties of a hinge - which when unttached, can swing both ways.
Yeah, I heard Opie's a hinge. He's been seen playing tonsil hockey with Patricia. That was one day after swappin spit with Adam.
by Leif June 10, 2006
Get the hinge mug.An owner of an American pick up truck, often a devout Christian, who thinks global warming is a farce.
Owner of several guns.
Often found in wedding chapels with own sister/mother
An urban redneck
Owner of several guns.
Often found in wedding chapels with own sister/mother
An urban redneck
by leif June 10, 2006
Get the truck-fuck mug.The surgical procedure also known as bariastic surgery in which the patient's stomach is reduced significantly - like a fist might be reduced to a thumb. This procedure is not recommended for those that need to lose less than 100 lbs.
Typically, the stomach is reduced from the size of a melon to the size of an egg
Typically, the stomach is reduced from the size of a melon to the size of an egg
The only way that Peter Jackson, that dude from Blues Traveller, and that fat chick from Wilson Phillips lost weight so fast must have been from thumb stomach. Didn't Rosanne have that too?
by Leif June 10, 2006
Get the thumb stomach mug.Kissing... especially as far as making out. Comes from the act of exchanging saliva.
Usually only heard in guy-centric locales: locker rooms, frat houses, etc.
Usually only heard in guy-centric locales: locker rooms, frat houses, etc.
by Leif June 10, 2006
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