leif's definitions
by Leif June 10, 2006
Get the Passatmug. One of the side effects of having your wife watch enough Star Wars - it's an offshoot of the Jedi Mind Trick. A wife performs the Jedi wife trick, by simply saying something to her husband that causes her husband to do her will. It's sometimes accompanied with the hand motion that Obi Wan used on the Storm Troopers in Episode IV.
Husband: My buddies and I are going to go shoot some pool over at Pool Hall X.
Wife: (with hand motion) You do not want to go out with your buddies.
Husband: I do not want to go out with my buddies.
Wife: You do not want to play pool.
Husband: I do not want to play pool.
Wife: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Husband: These aren't the droids we're looking for.
Wife: You want to clean the kitchen.
Husband: I want to clean the kitchen.
Husband calls one of the buddies.
Husband: Sorry, I think I'd rather clean the kitchen and not play pool tonight.
Buddy: Damn, your wife pulled the Jedi wife trick again.
Buddy 2:(In background) That woman's a Jedi master.
Wife: (with hand motion) You do not want to go out with your buddies.
Husband: I do not want to go out with my buddies.
Wife: You do not want to play pool.
Husband: I do not want to play pool.
Wife: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Husband: These aren't the droids we're looking for.
Wife: You want to clean the kitchen.
Husband: I want to clean the kitchen.
Husband calls one of the buddies.
Husband: Sorry, I think I'd rather clean the kitchen and not play pool tonight.
Buddy: Damn, your wife pulled the Jedi wife trick again.
Buddy 2:(In background) That woman's a Jedi master.
by Leif June 10, 2006
Get the Jedi Wife Trickmug. An owner of an American pick up truck, often a devout Christian, who thinks global warming is a farce.
Owner of several guns.
Often found in wedding chapels with own sister/mother
An urban redneck
Owner of several guns.
Often found in wedding chapels with own sister/mother
An urban redneck
by leif June 10, 2006
Get the truck-fuckmug. A person who is prone to subscribing to both magazines, ergo, someone who has bisexual tendencies. Can be used for a male bisexual or a female bisexual. The term comes from the properties of a hinge - which when unttached, can swing both ways.
Yeah, I heard Opie's a hinge. He's been seen playing tonsil hockey with Patricia. That was one day after swappin spit with Adam.
by Leif June 10, 2006
Get the hingemug. v. 1 To refresh yourself, like if you've been daydreaming during a meeting.
v. 2 To wake up.
Origin comes comes from the use of F5 as a "Refresh" key for MS Windows applications.
v. 2 To wake up.
Origin comes comes from the use of F5 as a "Refresh" key for MS Windows applications.
1.
Frank: Greg, what did you think of Tom's suggestion.
Greg: (Daydreaming) Huh? Wha?
Tom: F5, dude!
2.
I can't really F5 until my second cuppajava.
Frank: Greg, what did you think of Tom's suggestion.
Greg: (Daydreaming) Huh? Wha?
Tom: F5, dude!
2.
I can't really F5 until my second cuppajava.
by Leif June 10, 2006
Get the F5mug. by Leif June 10, 2006
Get the beee-yotchmug. by Leif June 10, 2006
Get the makes my pants go crazymug.