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Jedi Wife Trick

One of the side effects of having your wife watch enough Star Wars - it's an offshoot of the Jedi Mind Trick. A wife performs the Jedi wife trick, by simply saying something to her husband that causes her husband to do her will. It's sometimes accompanied with the hand motion that Obi Wan used on the Storm Troopers in Episode IV.

Husband: My buddies and I are going to go shoot some pool over at Pool Hall X.
Wife: (with hand motion) You do not want to go out with your buddies.
Husband: I do not want to go out with my buddies.
Wife: You do not want to play pool.
Husband: I do not want to play pool.
Wife: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Husband: These aren't the droids we're looking for.
Wife: You want to clean the kitchen.
Husband: I want to clean the kitchen.

Husband calls one of the buddies.
Husband: Sorry, I think I'd rather clean the kitchen and not play pool tonight.
Buddy: Damn, your wife pulled the Jedi wife trick again.
Buddy 2:(In background) That woman's a Jedi master.

by Leif June 10, 2006

rotcherkokov

Fake Russian word for VD. Used to make fun of people that like Russian Mail-order bribes.

Q: What's the Russian word for VD?
A: Rotcherkokov

I met this gal in Russia after browsing a mail-order bride site, but after I banged her, I got a bad case of rotcherkokov.

by Leif June 10, 2006

jönx

Just another word for stuff, shit, junk, collection, what have you. Used sometimes with CDs of fave music.

Sometimes, my brother and I trade music jönx cds.

Would you get out of the way and jönx?

We gotta have a garage sale to get rid of this jönx.

by Leif June 10, 2006

Passat

Not only a brisk wind, but a damn fine automobile.

I drive my Passat 76 miles a day.

by Leif June 10, 2006

cmfic

Five letter acronym for
Chief MothaFucka In Charge

usually used by hourly people in regards to the high execs of a company

Worker Bee 1: Man, who can I complain to about these insurance increases!>!>!!?!?
Worker Bee 2: Well you can start with the manager, but I doubt it will get back to the CMFIC!
Worker Bee 1: Damn... I'd love to deep six that cracker!

by Leif June 10, 2006

FTP

A TLA for Fine Tobacco Product - what you see on cigarette packages. Can be used as a noun or a verb. Can also mean a cigarette break.

Keith: Hey dude, can I bum an FTP.

Wende: Let's go FTP!

Greg: Hey EO, almost ready for that meeting?
EO: Sure, right after Java, PP, FTP.
(Coffee, urinate, ciggy break).

by Leif June 10, 2006

Elvis Ramone

One of the least known members of the Ramones. He is also the drummer of Blondie (the band). In the revolving door of the drummers for the Ramones -- Tommy, Marky, Richie -- Elvis came in at a time when Marky was too much of an alcoholic and before they got the uberquick drumming of Richie. He played for a few gigs before they kicked him out for better punk drumming talent.

Ramone Fan 1: Name all the Ramones!
Ramone Fan 2: Joey (RIP), Dee Dee (RIP), Johnny (RIP), Tommy, Marky, Richie and CJ.
Ramone Fan 1: You forgot about Elvis Ramone

by Leif June 10, 2006