TERRYZZ's definitions

wit

a tool of the human mind; sometimes used to get oneself "layed"; a compilation of knowledge typically set forth through common vernacular or nomenclature,(use words with as many syllables as possible..it make you soun smart).Many times the sole asset of the participant's arsonal of personal selfworth, ie; the only multitasking I am proficient at is,talking and pissing people off at the same time.

MY BFF: "so you gonna jes stand there and take that shit,"
ME: "noooo,, I'll protect myself with wit."
MY BFF: "wit what?".

by terryzz February 17, 2009

schmegma

A schticker Schounding way to pronounce smegma,smegma already a word found in Webster's dictionary(some editions).Smegma as Webster's defines it;(from memory); a foul smelling cheeselike sebaceous secretion,accumulating around the clitoris of female genitalia, or under the foreskin of male genitalia. Damn funny no matter how you schpell it.

I had schmegma schtuck in my teeth, I schould schtop drinkin schomeday.

by terryzz February 15, 2009

UD

What UD on this site means,or doesn't mean; not a uteran device, not a place to go on with your sociopolitical whining. It is a web site that's supposed to give definitions and sometimes pronunciations of words used in contemporary vernacular. However if used properly, both UD, and your vernacular can be discreet places to vent your sociopolitical whimpering without offending too many. Seewit

My old lady spent all day messin with her UD site.

by terryzz February 15, 2009

obamamama

A socioeconomic standing; any unwed mother who has given birth to more than the national average 2.4 brats; requirements include; no visible source of taxed income;no other wage earner reported on their 1040ez; typically has an open case with the Department of Human Services,or Social Security Disability division. Sometimes "dances" to make her way through "college".

THE OCTUPLET'S MAMA claims she is the nemesis of the Obamamama.

by terryzz February 15, 2009

UH...

A part of speech or speeches, persay: though throughout history injecting uh... into your speech, to buy time while your brain processed the upcoming verbal oratory, was thought to be a signal of the speakers inability to be "clear headed". In the future it will probably become perfecctly acceptable because of Barack Obama's repeated use of UH... Because of his popularity, UH...will be even more popular than "yaknowwhatimsayin" . It may now display a slow, thoughtful, deliberate train of thought.

UH...

by terryzz February 18, 2009

witareah

witareah; noun: sympomatic human condition brougt on by narcissistic over use of UD. Often will cause contingent side effects, of an intensity, that may be described as UD"D. The side effect of this OCD can not be self dagnosed. The residual splatter may accumulate on "sensitive" bystanders to a thickness that is no longer bearable by said bystander. Inteeligent editors of UD have a propensity to recognize this splattering and shield others from it. This person afflicted with witareah will have no real fans because we all know what happens when it hits it. Leaving their mark in more places than mr. hankee (the christmas poo), it is easy to track down the incontinent one and advise him/her of their condition. Be prepared to have some kind of self absorbed ego massaging rhetoric sprayed in your direction. The source of brownie points

He accidently shit on everyone he knows !! It's gotta be a case of witareah.

by terryzz February 23, 2009

NASCAR

N.on
A.thletic
S.port
C.entered
A.round
R.ednecks
Actually a grueling auto sport that has a tremendous following of fans in the U.S.A.. Recently involving a shift of sponsorship availability that reflects the current economic mindset of corporate "thinktanks" and the American "public".; Doom and gloom,with but a few optimistic patriots left, the future of the hetero sport hangs in check. Evolved from "politically incorrect" sponsorship from beer and cigarette manufacturers,to cell-phone and insurance giants. Next step ; The Playtex Cup, or The GentleGlide Cup. MANUP !

"Maybe if they had some steroid busts,or teenager rape accusations, NASCAR could compete with" AMERICAN IDLE".

by terryzz February 15, 2009