TERRYZZ's definitions

mindfuck

A process of raping your intelligence; never accompanied by a pre-lubricant; doesn't leave you with an endorphine high and craving a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich or a cigarette. Rarely are dinner and drinks bought for you before or after the act; most often tried on an unsuspecting victim,penetration has less friction; the perpetrator will rarely call you the next day; A passive-agressive way to get their money shot, no happy ending for you.

I just read The New York Times and watched 2 hours of Fox news, now I don't know which hand to wipe with...what a mindfuck.

by terryzz February 16, 2009

DUBYAD

HAVING BEEN BLAMED; being named the scapegoat for issues too large and complicated for any one (1) person to comprehend; having been placed at fault when your naive,hopeful interpretation of mankind's nature causes the stuff to hit the fan;when their are thousands at fault,yet you are named "THE ONE" to take it up the yingyang; an overestimater of colleague's retention of important details resulting in mass public berating of personal capability.

The boss just dubyad me for setting the analog clock exactly 12 hours fast !

by terryzz February 15, 2009

Saranalyze

When your condition of well being is rendered by a psychologist , psychiatrist, M.D., RHODE'S scholar, human behavioral expert, anthropologist, clinical assistant, R.N. , LPN. CENA , PHD , mba, bs. or pharmacuetical testing individual.

Terry walks into his neghborhood mental health clinic, wearing nothing but clear plastic food wrap, at the front desk he tells the receptionist he believes it would be helpful if one of the attending counselors could analyze his current obsession. The receptionist looks up from her desk, and startled says; "All you have on is sir, sir... Saranalyze you ???!!SIR!!! I can clearly see your nuts !."

by terryzz February 27, 2009

narcadyslexicagnosticinsomnisist

One who thinks so highly of themselves, and where they fit into the grand scheme of things that they stay awake for days on end, so the world doesn't have to go on without them, questioning the existence of dog, and thinking, that with their own omnipotent judgement, that they probably are dog, the new incarnation of dog himself, or maybe just a nobody. You have to use the definition as an example...I said so...please.

Hubby: "Honey, I know it's 3 am , but UH... I think you need to make me a cup of coffee, I have to send another definition to Urban Dictionary,, the world is probably counting on me to do so...and while you're up, you need to let out the GOD."
Wifey: "expletive,, mmhgfevgkjgjgnmmamum" (inaudible to human ears, but Hubby knows what she said).
Hubby: "I am not a narcadyslexicagnosticinsomnisist, or am I ? JEJUS!!!,, Do I have to do everything? JEJUS!!! What the hell is everybody's problem.? If there is a hell, I'll have to straighten stuff out down there, I ain't never gonna get no sleep."

by terryzz February 24, 2009

shitcanned

verb; adverb; noun; to be placed in an area of unwanted remembrance, to put or attempt to put (as humanly possible) any person place or thing with all the other shit that has been cluttering up your life and apparently serves no useful purpose.

My employer jus shitcanned me...fugem !

I just shitcanned javascript, it's useless.

My old lady just slept with her ex , she's shitcanned in my life.

There's a live volcano erupting on Maui, I guess our vacation's shitcanned.

by terryzz February 25, 2009

UD

What UD on this site means,or doesn't mean; not a uteran device, not a place to go on with your sociopolitical whining. It is a web site that's supposed to give definitions and sometimes pronunciations of words used in contemporary vernacular. However if used properly, both UD, and your vernacular can be discreet places to vent your sociopolitical whimpering without offending too many. Seewit

My old lady spent all day messin with her UD site.

by terryzz February 15, 2009

witareah

witareah; noun: sympomatic human condition brougt on by narcissistic over use of UD. Often will cause contingent side effects, of an intensity, that may be described as UD"D. The side effect of this OCD can not be self dagnosed. The residual splatter may accumulate on "sensitive" bystanders to a thickness that is no longer bearable by said bystander. Inteeligent editors of UD have a propensity to recognize this splattering and shield others from it. This person afflicted with witareah will have no real fans because we all know what happens when it hits it. Leaving their mark in more places than mr. hankee (the christmas poo), it is easy to track down the incontinent one and advise him/her of their condition. Be prepared to have some kind of self absorbed ego massaging rhetoric sprayed in your direction. The source of brownie points

He accidently shit on everyone he knows !! It's gotta be a case of witareah.

by terryzz February 23, 2009