35 definitions by TERRYZZ

pronoun,adverb, descriptive of both cause and effect of obesity and flatulence.; a passing of human poop molecules in a gaseous state at a velocity and volume which crates an audible flapping of the accumulated fat deposits,hanging skin, scrotum(male),labia(female),cellulite,even the textile underclothing wedged into the crack of an obvious overeater. Makes room for more of the same enviromental disturbance.
I could hear the fatulence of the girl I slept with last night, I've gotta quit drinkin!
by TERRYZZ February 15, 2009
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from>latin: poopusinvisionus; human affliction stemming from repeated berating, egodeflation, ex-wives, parade-precipitation, and constant mindfuck from a second party ~individual//group/groups. Common street vernacular that actually should be defined in UD is "SHITTY OUTLOOK".
I clean my contacts with Preperation-H because I have optical rectalitis.
by TERRYZZ February 22, 2009
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HAVING BEEN BLAMED; being named the scapegoat for issues too large and complicated for any one (1) person to comprehend; having been placed at fault when your naive,hopeful interpretation of mankind's nature causes the stuff to hit the fan;when their are thousands at fault,yet you are named "THE ONE" to take it up the yingyang; an overestimater of colleague's retention of important details resulting in mass public berating of personal capability.
The boss just dubyad me for setting the analog clock exactly 12 hours fast !
by TERRYZZ February 15, 2009
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A process of raping your intelligence; never accompanied by a pre-lubricant; doesn't leave you with an endorphine high and craving a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich or a cigarette. Rarely are dinner and drinks bought for you before or after the act; most often tried on an unsuspecting victim,penetration has less friction; the perpetrator will rarely call you the next day; A passive-agressive way to get their money shot, no happy ending for you.
I just read The New York Times and watched 2 hours of Fox news, now I don't know which hand to wipe with...what a mindfuck.
by TERRYZZ February 17, 2009
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noun; created once Barack Hussein Obama (44th president of The United Sstates of America) and fellow patriots allow a change, or amendment to the "Constitution of The United States of America" allowing a president once again to hold a third term (of 4-years) of office,, thus alolowing him to be both 44th and 45th president of the United States.
woodtick: "The Obamamendment was the best thing that coulda happened to us,
when ya got a good thing...stick with it!"
by TERRYZZ February 24, 2009
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What UD on this site means,or doesn't mean; not a uteran device, not a place to go on with your sociopolitical whining. It is a web site that's supposed to give definitions and sometimes pronunciations of words used in contemporary vernacular. However if used properly, both UD, and your vernacular can be discreet places to vent your sociopolitical whimpering without offending too many. Seewit
My old lady spent all day messin with her UD site.
by TERRYZZ February 16, 2009
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