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Penta

A patented form of drinking water. It has some unique characteristics that are not found in other water such as a higher boiling point, higher surface tension, and a lower viscosity. The name “Penta” comes from the word pentamer, the theoretical most basic cluster of H2O molecules needed to form liquid water.

Penta water is the cleanest-known bottled water in the world. Therefore is one of the most popular in health food stores.

Penta water goes though a 11-hour, 13 step purification process that removes any and every impurity found in water.(9 stages of filtration, 3 stages of bacteria removal, and a patented Penta Process) is why Penta measures only about 0.5 parts per million (ppm) of total dissolved solids.

Penta is the only bottle water that does not have any taste of plastic, salt, minerals, or chemicals that is so often found in bottle water. You can leave it out all day in the heat of your car and it still tastes clean and crisp. The bottles do not leech into the water at all because they are made out of the highest grade plastic.
Once you drink Penta, you'll find it hard to drink any other bottle water.
by OneBadAsp October 16, 2006
mugGet the Pentamug.

Rock and Rye

Rye Whiskey, rock candy syrup, and fruit juices, with slices of the fruit all in a bottle.
This old fashioned winter solace, rock and rye, is a natural for hot drinks in mugs.
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
mugGet the Rock and Ryemug.

Dodge Viper

The most powerful production car made by Dodge. The Viper is a modern day American muscle car that began being sold in 1992 and still continues to this day. All Vipers have a V10 engine, are 6 speed manuals, and are two seaters; and all Vipers are known for their head turning curves.

There are three generations of Vipers which have different specs and modified body designs; first generation goes from 1992-1995; second generation goes from 1996-2002; thrid generation goes from 2003-present. There are also some notable variants such as the Viper GTS-R, Viper Competition Coupe, Viper-powered Ram, Tomahawk, and Hennessey Vemon 1000 Twin Turbo.

Today's Dodge Viper boasts a 8.3-liter V10 engine 510 horsepower, 535 lb-ft of torque and can get from 0 to 60 in less than 4 seconds. Vipers have a raw power that you just can't get from other cars. If you never have set in the drivers seat of one of these baby's you don't know what you're missing.
One Bad Asp is the lisence plate on my Dodge Viper.
by OneBadAsp October 17, 2006
mugGet the Dodge Vipermug.

Atavistic

Having characteristics regressing to a more primitive type; resembling a distant ancestor. A evolutionary throwback.
The atavistic dew claw in many dog breeds is a simple example of a genetic throwback to an earler stage of dog evolution.

An atavistic example in humans is when babies are born with true tails.
by OneBadAsp November 2, 2006
mugGet the Atavisticmug.

Space Junk

The dead satellites, discarded rocket casings, and so forth that orbit the Earth, creating a hazard for space shuttles.
With all the space junk that gridles the planet it is a wonder that NASA hasn't done more to clean it up.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
mugGet the Space Junkmug.

Freyja

The Norse Goddess of love, fertility, sexuality, lust, beauty, magic, war, and death. The counterpart to her twin brother Frey. Her name means “Lady”. Freyja is the most beautiful of all the Goddesses, women pray to her for help in all matters. Freyja teaches women to love who they are and for men to love them for it.

She is said to have wept tears of gold when searching for her lost husband, Od. After being abandoned by her husband Freyja becomes the most promiscuous of all Goddesses, having love affairs with gods, humans, elves, and dwarves. Her necklace is named Brisingamen, (whose power cannot be resisted) which he obtained from four dwarves by spending the night with them. She also has a cloak of falcon feathers and a chariot drawn by two cats (think lynx not house cats).

Freyja is quite independent by nature, being chief of the Valkyrie she gets half of all those who fall in battle (the other half go to Odin.). Not being married, she is also a single mother to Hnoss.

In ancient times the constellation we today know as Orion, was known as “Freyja’s Gown”, and the sword belt was called “Freyja’s Girdle”.
Freyja is not the same Goddess as Frigga, so do not confuse them.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
mugGet the Freyjamug.

Get a wiggle

To get a wiggle is to get a move on; get going.
by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006
mugGet the Get a wigglemug.

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