OneBadAsp's definitions

Walmex

The name Walmart goes by in Mexico.

Walmex and Walmart are the same store, just with different names.

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Scalawag

A scumbag and a traitor. First used during the reconstruction era South for White Southerners who supported the Carpet Baggers.

"You're nothing but a dirty scalawag", said Henry.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Lickety Split

Another word for going down on a woman. To get some lickety split is to eat pussy.

Lickety Split is also the title of a lesbian porn movie.

by OneBadAsp October 26, 2006

Caique

A medium sized parrot from the Amazon rainforest which comes in two species, White Bellied and Black Headed. Both look as if they are wearing outfits: yellow or orange pants, white shirt, green jacket and a orange or black hat.

The Caique is an attractive parrot who is surprisingly destructive for it’s size and can be rather noisy. However they are extremely tame, highly social birds and can make excellent pets. They live for about 40 years.

The Caique is a very sweet parrot.

by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006

Quantum Foam

Tiny, foam-like distortions of space-time at the level of the Planck length. If we could peer into the fabric of space time at the Planck length, we would see tiny bubbles and wormholes, with a foam-like appearance.

Our universe may have been born out of a sea of quantum foam.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Cooties

Imaginary infestations of the truly un-cool.

Ew, get away from me, you have cooties!

by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006

Nice Guy

A badge of martyrdom. Men who spend their most of their time whining about how women “just want to date jerks”. Oblivious to the fact that no one finds people who feel sorry for themselves attractive, much less people who blame others for their lack of success. Most self proclaimed “nice guys” are just as self-centered and misogynistic as the jerks they gripe about, they are just much more spineless. To stupid to figure why women don’t find them attractive, they conclude that in order to get laid they must treat a woman like shit.

They tend to befriend women with the expectation that women owe them something more than friendship, then get all pissed off when the women tells them she’s not interested. Often going after women who are already in relationships, they misrepresent their intentions and try to use emotional manipulation and the facade of friendship as an excuse to get closer to them and score with them.

The sort of man who will give my definition a thumbs down. :)

Nice Guy: Why don’t women date nice guys like me?
Honest Girl: Because, you have no self-esteem and you have to blame other’s for your problems.

by OneBadAsp October 29, 2006