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1. A four legged reptile with external ear openings and movable eyelids. Some lizards can change color in response to their enviroment such as the Chameleon and Anole. Most lizards are harmless to humans, only very large ones such as the Komodo dragon can kill or injury you. Lizards feed on insects and plants. Most lay eggs but some give birth to live young. They are well known for being able to regrown lost tails and limbs.

The most popular lizards sold as pets are Iguanas, Bearded Dragons, Leopard Geckos, and Monitor Lizards to name a few. They require more care then most exotic pets and need their cages cleaned frequently.

2. Someone who tries to move in on your sweetheart when you're not around. AKA Birddog.
1. I enjoy watching the lizards play in the garden.

2. He's a lizard, he is moving in on Rick's girlfriend.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
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Mexican coffee liqueur, richly sweet with vanilla overtones.
Kahlua is used to make a Black Russian.
by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006
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1. A venomous snake having a single pair of long, hollow venom conducting fangs and a thick, heavy body. There are about 200 species of viper in the world. They eat small animals and hunt by striking, then trailing their prey. Most are terrestrial, and a few are arboreal.

2. A person regarded as malicious and treacherous.

3. The most powerful production car made by Dodge. The Viper is a modern day American muscle car that began being sold in 1992 and still continues to this day. See Dodge Viper.
1. "If a viper lives in your room and you wish to have a peaceful sleep, you must first chase it out." — Buddha

2. Terra was a viper, always spreading malicious gossip and backstabbing her so-called friends.

3. The Dodge Viper was THE sports car of the 90's!
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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