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Asatruar

A follower of Asatru. Asatru is the indigenous religion of North Europe and is still practiced today. The word is Icelandic and means true to the Aesir (Norse Gods and Goddesses).
Sam isn't Wiccan, she's an Asatruar.
by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006
mugGet the Asatruarmug.

Amp Joint

A marijuana cigarette laced with some form of narcotic.
Reese was fond of smoking amp joints.
by OneBadAsp October 20, 2006
mugGet the Amp Jointmug.

Paradise

A version of the afterlife simular to heaven minus the clouds, harps and angels. Typically seen as an ideal place of beauty, a massive lush enclosed garden with every known exotic plant, animal, and bird.
Lucy thought when she'd die, she'd go to Paradise.
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
mugGet the Paradisemug.

Libertarian National Socialist Green Party

A political party in the USA whose platform takes parts of the Libertarian party views, parts of the National Socialist views, and the environmental part of the Green party views.

Some of the points on their platform include:
1. Tax cuts for environmental objectives
2. Removal of normative objectives
3. Restore autonomy to the states
4. Reduction of legal complexity
5. Repatriation of non-Germanic populations
6. Create cultural center to oversee media
7. Reputable international politics
8. All undeveloped land is purchased by government to preserve it in it's nature state
9. Tax incentives for inner city development
10. Repeal of laws limiting citizen autonomy
11. Return to strict meritocracy in hiring and education
12. Any area more than 50% concreted must begin planting
13. End tax-free status of religious organizations
14. Certain destructive things banned
The Libertarian National Socialist Green Party advocates the death penalty for genetically modifying foods; dumping of toxic waste; child molestation or possession of child pornography; and possession of nerve toxins.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
mugGet the Libertarian National Socialist Green Partymug.

Soccermom

An American mother living in the suburbs who spends most of her time driving her school-aged children from one athletic activity to another, often over scheduling them. Typically White, upper middle class, probably college-educated, most drive SUVs and talk on the cellphone while driving making them prone to cause traffic accidents.
Gigi is your classic Soccermom, she drives her SUV like a battle ship and I wouldn't want to be on the road next to her!
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
mugGet the Soccermommug.

Quark

1. A basic building block of matter, thought to be impossible to break down into anything else. Quarks come in several varieties; protons and neutrons are each made up of three quarks in specific combinations.

2. The character on Star Trek Deep Space Nine who ran the bar.
1. It is now thought that neutrons themselves are composed of particles known as quarks, and this raises the possibility that in the centre of a neutron star these quarks may roam freely in a fluid form known as a 'quark soup'.

2. Quark was always getting into trouble with Odo, the cheif of security on Deep Space Nine.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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Fuck Buddy

A friend or acquaintence whom you occasionally (or often) have sex with. While the sex might be serious, the relationship isn't.

AKA Friends With Benefits,Good Buddy
Kelsey was left wondering whether or not the "friend" her cousin Emily spoke about so much was her boyfriend or fuck buddy.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
mugGet the Fuck Buddymug.

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