OneBadAsp's definitions

Braeby

A whining baby. Or someone who complains all the time. Also known as a Cry Baby.

Will you stop being such a braeby?

by OneBadAsp October 17, 2006

Nice Guys Finish Last

A saying that “Nice Guys” use to explain why they don’t have a girlfriend. Being too stupid to realize the real reason is because they are feel sorry for themselves and blame others for their lack of success in life, not because they are “too nice”. See Nice Guy.

Men who say “nice guys finish last” almost always seem to follow it up with how women enjoy being treated like shit showing their true misogynistic colors.

by OneBadAsp October 30, 2006

Angel

1. A person's name, originally masculine but now also feminine. In the strictess sense means messenger, but also due to mythology connotes a heavenly creature.

2. Angel can also be used as a term of endearment, meaning someone who is a sweetheart.

3. In modern day mythology an angel is typically seen as a benevolent celestial being sent by god as a intermediary between heaven and earth. Often as a guardian spirit.

4. The name of a popular TV spin off of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

1. Angel is my friend.

2. You're such an angel.

3. Carol believes that her Aunt is now a guardian angel.

4. The TV show Angel comes on early in the morning where I live.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Thor

The working man's God; very popular in ancient times and is still worshiped today by many Heathens and Pagans. Whereas Odin rewards intellect, Thor rewards hard work. He is often pictured as a mighty viking with a red-beard. His father is Odin and his wife's name is Sif.

Thor sends lighting, thunder and life-giving rain. He has always been a strong protector of His folk and gives gifts freely to his friends. He has a liking for farms, fields, forests, mountains and rivers. Thor has a hearty and often times bawdy sense of humor. He likes drinking, feasting, storytelling, and good company.

His favorite weapon is His mighty hammer, Mjolnir. It strikes lighting and roars with thunder when it is used and always returns to Hid hand. In both ancient times and modern times alike those who worship Him wear a Thor's Hammer about their necks as a sign of their dedication.

We even have a day of the week named in Thor's honor, Thursday.

Thor is perhaps, one of the most friendly and easy to commuciate with Gods. He always answers prayers and doesn't make you guess weather or not he heard you. When I pray, I pray to Thor.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Gutt Waddin

Any type of cheap fast food, to fill you up and take the hunger away.

Toby is going to McDonalds to get some Gutt Waddin.

by OneBadAsp October 25, 2006

Neat

1. An expression that means something is wonderful, terrific, or cool.

2. A term for serving a spirit straight, in a glass without any ice or mixers.

3. To be clean, orderly and tidy.

1. That is a really neat car.

2. I like my whiskey neat.

3. James likes to keep a house very neat.

by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006

Gang Rape

When several men rape a woman, demonstrating incredible cowardice and supporting the notion that we humans reside on a limb far from the top of the evolutionary tree.

Gang rape is a horrible crime.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006