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A friend or acquaintance that works inside a big corporation and is willing to give you sensitive information.
Duder 1: "Oh snap! You can look up the CEO's email? What is it?"
Duder 2: "Let me check.......ok got it. It's bill.lumbergh@initech.com."
Duder 1: "Sweet! I'm gonna go sign him up for some penis enhancements and post that shit on FaceBook. Thanks for being my corporate insider."
Duder 2: "Let me check.......ok got it. It's bill.lumbergh@initech.com."
Duder 1: "Sweet! I'm gonna go sign him up for some penis enhancements and post that shit on FaceBook. Thanks for being my corporate insider."
by westfalia January 28, 2010
Get the corporate insider mug.The feeling of intense depression that overwhelms you when you find out your favorite strip club is closing.
Duder 1: "Yo mang, what's wrong with your sad ass?"
Duder 2: "You didn't hear that Lusty's is closing? I been thinking about killing myself all week."
Duder 1: "Whoa dude that blows. Let's go get rid of your strip sadness by rubing one last one out."
Duder 2: "You didn't hear that Lusty's is closing? I been thinking about killing myself all week."
Duder 1: "Whoa dude that blows. Let's go get rid of your strip sadness by rubing one last one out."
by westfalia April 23, 2010
Get the strip sadness mug.A place or situation with surroundings or events that would be better experienced high on marijuana. Some common stone-perfect environments include your local fair, the airport, the DMV/DOL and your place of employment.
Duder 1: "Why are we waiting in the parking lot?"
Duder 2: "Cuz me and Rich gotta blaze it up first dude. You down?"
Duder 1: "Sure I guess."
Rich: "That a boy!"
Duder 1: "Dude the fair is like the stone-perfect environment. Watch out dude there's some leprechauns!"
Duder 2: "Shut up man! I'm tripping balls right now."
Duder 2: "Cuz me and Rich gotta blaze it up first dude. You down?"
Duder 1: "Sure I guess."
Rich: "That a boy!"
Duder 1: "Dude the fair is like the stone-perfect environment. Watch out dude there's some leprechauns!"
Duder 2: "Shut up man! I'm tripping balls right now."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
Get the stone-perfect environment mug.Duder 1: "So, dude I'm moving in with my girlfriend in a couple months. I couldn't hang out on Saturday because we were looking at apartments."
Duder 2: "You son of a bitch! I knew something was going on. You were totally acting like a shady bff."
Duder 1: "Ha ha yeah dude sorry. I was going to tell you, I just didn't want you to get mad!"
Duder 2: "You son of a bitch! I knew something was going on. You were totally acting like a shady bff."
Duder 1: "Ha ha yeah dude sorry. I was going to tell you, I just didn't want you to get mad!"
by westfalia January 26, 2010
Get the shady bff mug.When a guy slides down between the bed and the wall to hide from his girlfriend's incoming parent(s). This is most common with Sicilians because they are usually fucking girls they shouldn't be.
Foreigner: "Hey I tell you what, I almost got caught the other night. I had to slide down between the bed and the wall just before her parents came in."
Duder: "Whoa man, you did a sicilian slide? Damn, that's always a close call!"
Duder: "Whoa man, you did a sicilian slide? Damn, that's always a close call!"
by westfalia December 21, 2009
Get the sicilian slide mug.Duder 1: "Whoa! Is that your girl? I love the blue thing in her hair and her titties look so big."
Duder 2: "Yea, they do. But they aren't that big. They just look big in that pic."
Duder 1: "So this is her titty pic? Well, it's still nice anyway. I'd cut."
Duder 2: "Yea, they do. But they aren't that big. They just look big in that pic."
Duder 1: "So this is her titty pic? Well, it's still nice anyway. I'd cut."
by westfalia December 21, 2009
Get the titty pic mug.Duder 1: "Yo dude did you see the girl I went home with last night?"
Duder 2: "Yeah boi! She was so hot."
Duder 1: "Well anyway, I get to her place and we start making out. Then, her roommate comes home, who is f*cking smoking hot by the way, and she joins in! I railed both those sweet asses for like 3 hours!"
Duder 2: "Holy shit! That's one epic fuck doggy! I bet that'll be #1 in your spank bank for a long time."
Duder 2: "Yeah boi! She was so hot."
Duder 1: "Well anyway, I get to her place and we start making out. Then, her roommate comes home, who is f*cking smoking hot by the way, and she joins in! I railed both those sweet asses for like 3 hours!"
Duder 2: "Holy shit! That's one epic fuck doggy! I bet that'll be #1 in your spank bank for a long time."
by westfalia October 7, 2010
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