127 definitions by westfalia
Duder 1: "Hey I'm dropping some trim tonight. You wanna come with?"
Duder 2: "Say what? For real? You want me to be your dealing buddy for the night?"
Duder 1: "Yea doggy, just don't say anything dumb. Oh and here, wear this fake mustache."
Duder 2: "Say what? For real? You want me to be your dealing buddy for the night?"
Duder 1: "Yea doggy, just don't say anything dumb. Oh and here, wear this fake mustache."
by westfalia February 13, 2010
A model skull complete with eye sockets, mouth, a nose and hair that is forged out of clay. Once fired, this clay head turns into an unbreakable head, if and only if, it can withstand a fall from a second story window or higher. Most unbreakable heads are made in high school art class.
Duder 1: "Whoa dude nice head."
Duder 2: "Yea man it's hella hard now. Wanna throw it out the window and see if it breaks?"
Duder 1: "Of course!"
(after the test...)
Duder 1: "Nice! He's still intact. Let's call him unbreakable head!"
Duder 2: "Solid doggy!"
Duder 2: "Yea man it's hella hard now. Wanna throw it out the window and see if it breaks?"
Duder 1: "Of course!"
(after the test...)
Duder 1: "Nice! He's still intact. Let's call him unbreakable head!"
Duder 2: "Solid doggy!"
by westfalia January 12, 2010
Duder 1: "Oh just give me a break. Cookies, cake and brownies that's what I'm gonna bake."
Duder 2: "Sweet dude! I can't wait for your grandma's funeral! Your baking preview left me craving them shits."
Duder 2: "Sweet dude! I can't wait for your grandma's funeral! Your baking preview left me craving them shits."
by westfalia February 11, 2010
Duder 1: "Dude black people hate me. I'm only gettin $135 back on my taxes this year."
Duder 2: "Say what? Dude I'm gettin' $1800! You fucked up."
Duder 1: "$1800! Damn that's a fat tax return payday doggy."
Duder 2: "Say what? Dude I'm gettin' $1800! You fucked up."
Duder 1: "$1800! Damn that's a fat tax return payday doggy."
by westfalia March 12, 2010
A less-noticeable, thick patch of embarassing hair on a person's body. People like this go to great lengths to hide their nasty hair during sexual encounters (i.e. having sex in the dark).
Duder 1: "Oh yeah dude I LOVE 69, but I can't do it with the lights on."
Duder 2: "Why the hell not?"
Duder 1: "Because my girl saw my hairy ass last time and said it was nasty. So, I gotta make sure the lights are off so it's incognito bush son!"
Duder 2: "Ha Ha dude! That's so sad that you have to hide that thing!"
Duder 2: "Why the hell not?"
Duder 1: "Because my girl saw my hairy ass last time and said it was nasty. So, I gotta make sure the lights are off so it's incognito bush son!"
Duder 2: "Ha Ha dude! That's so sad that you have to hide that thing!"
by westfalia May 11, 2010
Duder 1: "Dude my cack looks so big sometimes."
Duder 2: "I'm so happy for you... what the fuck am I supposed to say to that dude? You're so cacky sometimes."
Duder 2: "I'm so happy for you... what the fuck am I supposed to say to that dude? You're so cacky sometimes."
by westfalia January 22, 2010
A person who doesn't know anything about wine tasting culture. This type of person may get drunk at the first winery, not knowing there will be more tastings at multiple other wineries to follow.
Duder 1: "Can't believe you paid for 8 samples. You're gonna get tossed."
Duder 2: "What's wrong with that?"
Duder 1: "You know we're going to like 4 other wineries right?"
Duder 2: "OMG! Really? I thought we'd just kick it here."
Duder 1: "Such a wine tasting noob dude."
Duder 2: "What's wrong with that?"
Duder 1: "You know we're going to like 4 other wineries right?"
Duder 2: "OMG! Really? I thought we'd just kick it here."
Duder 1: "Such a wine tasting noob dude."
by westfalia January 17, 2012