westfalia's definitions

family get together crashers

The people you invite (usually your best friends) to one of your family get togethers who end up making an ass out of you and ruining the party.

Duder: "What are you doing with that squirt gun?"

Crasher 1: "You're uncle is going down son!"

Crasher 2: "Oh my god dude! You hit him right in the face while he was talking! Run dude run!"

Duder: "Shit guys, get the hell out of here quick. He grabbed some baked beans. I think he's gonna pour them on your car!"

Crasher 2: "Can't believe u had the balls to do that dude."

Crasher 1: "I know, are we the best family get together crashers or what?"

by westfalia January 13, 2010

dog the demolisher

Any canine that destroys your place while you are away. The most common casualties of dog the demolisher include window drapes, windowsills, walls, coffee tables and blinds.

Duder 1: "Holy fuck dude what happened to all your shit?"

Duder 2: "My damn border collie chewed the shit out of my drapes and tore some paint off the walls. This shit is going to cost me like $500 bucks to fix."

Duder 1: "Damn, you got yourself dog the demolisher right there dude."

by westfalia January 11, 2010

nowhere story

A tale or recount of an event or events that doesn't ever reach a particular point or meaning.

Duder 1: "So the other day I went into Foot Locker and saw a girl working there so I thought it was Lady Foot Locker, but it turns out it wasn't."

Duder 2: "Wow dude, thanks for that nowhere story."

by westfalia December 16, 2009

house warming activist

A person that eagerly tries to get the ball rolling on your house warming party. House warming activists are very tenacious and often ask you 'when is your house warming party?' every day.

Duder 1: "Dude you moved in like 2 days ago! He's already asking you about that?"

Duder 2: "Yea dude I see him every day at lunch and the first thing he says is 'When's your house warming?'."

Duder 1: "Damn son! You got yourself a house warming activist right there."

by westfalia March 5, 2010

sprung phase

The time early on in a new relationship where a man or woman will do anything to see their gilfriend or boyfriend. You can tell a person is in their sprung phase if they get jealous of their gilfriend or boyfriend's ex, drop in on their gilfriend or boyfriend at work or can't stop showing pictures of their new girlfriend or boyfriend to every one they know.

Duder 1: "Check out my new girl's facebook. She's so hot huh?"

Duder 2: "Sure dude, whatever you say. I'm not into the asians like you are."

Duder 1: "What? Everybody else said she's such an upgrade. Wanna go visit her? She works at Macy's."

Duder 2: "Whoa, you just want to drop in on her? You're definitely still in the sprung phase."

by westfalia January 13, 2010

elephant memory

Used to describe a person with an extremely good ability to retain information.

Duder 1: "Dude don't you remember? You thought that girl was hot in 9th grade, but she had really hairy arms."

Duder 2: "What? Are you sure?"

Duder 1: "Yea dude, that's why you backed off."

Duder 2: "Shit you're right. Damn your elephant memory."

by westfalia December 21, 2009

sicilian slide

When a guy slides down between the bed and the wall to hide from his girlfriend's incoming parent(s). This is most common with Sicilians because they are usually fucking girls they shouldn't be.

Foreigner: "Hey I tell you what, I almost got caught the other night. I had to slide down between the bed and the wall just before her parents came in."

Duder: "Whoa man, you did a sicilian slide? Damn, that's always a close call!"

by westfalia December 21, 2009