westfalia's definitions

dealing buddy

A friend that you take with you on one or more of your drug deals.

Duder 1: "Hey I'm dropping some trim tonight. You wanna come with?"

Duder 2: "Say what? For real? You want me to be your dealing buddy for the night?"

Duder 1: "Yea doggy, just don't say anything dumb. Oh and here, wear this fake mustache."

by westfalia February 12, 2010

nagging ammunition

Failures and let downs in your buddy's life which, if mentioned in front of his mother, would produce a nagging tirade.

Duder 1: "So Mrs. G, I heard your son dropped out of college?"

Mrs. G: "Don't even get me started! How come your girlfriend is getting her second degree when you can't even get one? Don't you know how important an education is?"

Duder 2: "Yes, mom I do. Thanks a lot you dick. Like I don't hear that enough without your help."

Duder 1: "I'd just like to say thank you to your life for providing me so much nagging ammunition."

by westfalia January 13, 2010

viking style

The act of fucking a girl with extreme power and dominance. The most common viking style move is throwing a girl over your shoulder and taking her to the bedroom for rough sex.

Duder 1: "Man I rocked that pussy last night. I threw her over my shoulder, took her to the bedroom and started hitting it so hard."

Duder 2: "Wow man! That's straight viking style right there son!"

by westfalia December 21, 2009

sex routine

Repetitions of the same positioning, start to finish, each time you have intercourse.

Duder 1: "So I turned her around did her doggy for a while, then she got on top of me for a little bit and I finished it off by busting in her mouth."

Duder 2: "Dude you do that every time! That's your sex routine huh?"

Duder 1: "Is it? Shit son! You're right."

by westfalia January 29, 2010

unbreakable head

A model skull complete with eye sockets, mouth, a nose and hair that is forged out of clay. Once fired, this clay head turns into an unbreakable head, if and only if, it can withstand a fall from a second story window or higher. Most unbreakable heads are made in high school art class.

Duder 1: "Whoa dude nice head."

Duder 2: "Yea man it's hella hard now. Wanna throw it out the window and see if it breaks?"

Duder 1: "Of course!"

(after the test...)

Duder 1: "Nice! He's still intact. Let's call him unbreakable head!"

Duder 2: "Solid doggy!"

by westfalia January 12, 2010

cack brace

An object that is adhered to a crooked dick in hopes to make it straight.

Foreigner: "Dude my cock is crooked. But, it bends upward so maybe thats how I hit the G spot so wel!"

Duder: "No dude, that's fucked up. You need to get a cack brace on them shits."

by westfalia January 19, 2010

brady snatch

A move in which Wayne Brady comes by (out of nowhere) and steals your sandwich from you. If you have left your sandwich uneaten or unattended for more than 2 hours your risk for a brady snatching is very high.

Duder 1: "Is my sandwich ok you think? It's been sitting out for 8 hours."

Duder 2: "You better eat that soon dude, otherwise it'll be brady snatched."

Wayne Brady: "Oh snap! A sandwich! Gimme your damn sandwich kid! I'm Wayne Brady bitch"

by westfalia January 21, 2010