Definitions by westfalia
incognito bush
A less-noticeable, thick patch of embarassing hair on a person's body. People like this go to great lengths to hide their nasty hair during sexual encounters (i.e. having sex in the dark).
Duder 1: "Oh yeah dude I LOVE 69, but I can't do it with the lights on."
Duder 2: "Why the hell not?"
Duder 1: "Because my girl saw my hairy ass last time and said it was nasty. So, I gotta make sure the lights are off so it's incognito bush son!"
Duder 2: "Ha Ha dude! That's so sad that you have to hide that thing!"
Duder 2: "Why the hell not?"
Duder 1: "Because my girl saw my hairy ass last time and said it was nasty. So, I gotta make sure the lights are off so it's incognito bush son!"
Duder 2: "Ha Ha dude! That's so sad that you have to hide that thing!"
incognito bush by westfalia May 11, 2010
frat five
A loud high five shared by two dudes, typically following each one of them shouting "nice!". The frat five was made popular by frat boys.
Duder 1: "Yo dude, did you see that chicks ass? That thing's bangin'!"
Duder 2: "Yea it is! Nice!"
Duder 1: "Nice!"
*slap*
Duder 3: "Really guys? You just did a frat five in public?"
Duder 2: "Yea it is! Nice!"
Duder 1: "Nice!"
*slap*
Duder 3: "Really guys? You just did a frat five in public?"
text terrorist
Chica's Phone: Hey girl, thinkin bout you
Chica's Phone: What you doing?
Chica's Phone: I been wantin you all day
Chica's Friend: "Damn your phone is blowin' up!"
Chica: "Yea this guy is being a text terrorist. I haven't even had a chance to respond yet."
Chica's Phone: What you doing?
Chica's Phone: I been wantin you all day
Chica's Friend: "Damn your phone is blowin' up!"
Chica: "Yea this guy is being a text terrorist. I haven't even had a chance to respond yet."
text terrorist by westfalia April 23, 2010
strip sadness
The feeling of intense depression that overwhelms you when you find out your favorite strip club is closing.
Duder 1: "Yo mang, what's wrong with your sad ass?"
Duder 2: "You didn't hear that Lusty's is closing? I been thinking about killing myself all week."
Duder 1: "Whoa dude that blows. Let's go get rid of your strip sadness by rubing one last one out."
Duder 2: "You didn't hear that Lusty's is closing? I been thinking about killing myself all week."
Duder 1: "Whoa dude that blows. Let's go get rid of your strip sadness by rubing one last one out."
strip sadness by westfalia April 23, 2010
pet drop-off
The act of ditching your current pet at your parent's house because you are tired of it and want to get a new one. Pet drop-offs are most commonly executed by kids who have parents that are pushovers.
Duder 1: "Yo mang, what happened to your suicidal beagle?"
Duder 2: "Oh you know playa, I had to leave him at my parent's right quick. I wanted to get these two cats anyway."
Duder 1: "Whoa dude that's harsh. You said goodbye after all those years by doing a pet drop-off? Damn!"
Duder 2: "Oh you know playa, I had to leave him at my parent's right quick. I wanted to get these two cats anyway."
Duder 1: "Whoa dude that's harsh. You said goodbye after all those years by doing a pet drop-off? Damn!"
pet drop-off by westfalia April 14, 2010
tax return payday
Duder 1: "Dude black people hate me. I'm only gettin $135 back on my taxes this year."
Duder 2: "Say what? Dude I'm gettin' $1800! You fucked up."
Duder 1: "$1800! Damn that's a fat tax return payday doggy."
Duder 2: "Say what? Dude I'm gettin' $1800! You fucked up."
Duder 1: "$1800! Damn that's a fat tax return payday doggy."
tax return payday by westfalia March 12, 2010
final kick-its
Duder 1: "Sorry brosephs Chelsea got the job so we are moving in a couple of weeks son."
Duder 2: "DAMMNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!"
Duder 3: "Dudes we have to start our final kick-its this weekend. And your ass betta come visit like erryweekend, or at least once a month."
Duder 1: "Sorry guys, I feel so ashamed. I'm gonna miss you guys BIGTIME yo."
Duder 2: "DAMMNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!"
Duder 3: "Dudes we have to start our final kick-its this weekend. And your ass betta come visit like erryweekend, or at least once a month."
Duder 1: "Sorry guys, I feel so ashamed. I'm gonna miss you guys BIGTIME yo."
final kick-its by westfalia March 9, 2010