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Duder 1: "Here's the beat doggy, have fun."
Duder 2: "In Angland I met some bloak, muthafucka liked to sniff the coke."
Duder 1: "Nice one dude, that's the shit."
Duder 2: "In Angland I met some bloak, muthafucka liked to sniff the coke."
Duder 1: "Nice one dude, that's the shit."
by westfalia January 29, 2010
Get the Angland mug.The one day where all your pending bank transactions go through before you can deposit or transfer money to cover them.
Duder 1: "Fucking school loan payment, grocery store, vet bill payment and my dinner out Saturday night all went through today! I got like three overdraft fees son! I'm broke!"
Duder 2: "You fucked up."
Duder 1: "Damn I want to choke somebody. Fuck this day of overdrafts."
Duder 2: "You fucked up."
Duder 1: "Damn I want to choke somebody. Fuck this day of overdrafts."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
Get the day of overdrafts mug.An invitation to an event that ends up being a hoax. The most common trick invite involves a new foreign kid being summoned to meet up after school only to find himself all alone.
Duder 1: "Yo Italian dude! Soccer today?"
Italian Kid: "Oh yes-a, of-a course! I be there!"
Duder 2: "Ha ha you're such a dick dude. That was a trick invite wasn't it?"
Duder 1: "Fuck yea. He's been falling for it for the past 4 weeks!"
Italian Kid: "Oh yes-a, of-a course! I be there!"
Duder 2: "Ha ha you're such a dick dude. That was a trick invite wasn't it?"
Duder 1: "Fuck yea. He's been falling for it for the past 4 weeks!"
by westfalia January 11, 2010
Get the trick invite mug.Duder 1: "Oh you're Italian for real? Damn dude it must be pretty big then."
Duder 2: "Oh you know it. It's like 9 inches doggy."
Duder 1: "Oh snap! You straight up horsecock johnson!"
Duder 2: "I love you Americans."
Duder 2: "Oh you know it. It's like 9 inches doggy."
Duder 1: "Oh snap! You straight up horsecock johnson!"
Duder 2: "I love you Americans."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
Get the horsecock johnson mug.A move where one person is singing, but gets interrupted by another person hitting them over the head with something.
Duder: "Thanks for inviting me over for dinner. I've never known an Italian guy before. Can you sing me a song?"
Italian: "When-a the moon-a hits-a your eye, like a big-a" (smack!) "owww!!!"
Italian's Mom: "You shut up-a you!"
Italian: "Damn mom you hit over the head with a book! What the hell was that for?"
Duder: "Whoa dude! I've never seen a funnier sing-n-smack in my entire life."
Italian: "When-a the moon-a hits-a your eye, like a big-a" (smack!) "owww!!!"
Italian's Mom: "You shut up-a you!"
Italian: "Damn mom you hit over the head with a book! What the hell was that for?"
Duder: "Whoa dude! I've never seen a funnier sing-n-smack in my entire life."
by westfalia January 12, 2010
Get the sing-n-smack mug.A person that sends an excessive daily amount of hyperlinks to his buddies via instant message and/or email. Most link abusers don't have the best sense of humor and send you mindless, time-wasting crap.
Duder 1: "OMG! You have to check this out dude! So funny!"
Duder 2: "Dude fuck your links! If this is another Lolcat I'm gonna be pissed.......damn you! You're such a link abuser. You're cut off from sending me links son!"
Duder 1: "Don't lie. You love my links."
Duder 2: "Dude fuck your links! If this is another Lolcat I'm gonna be pissed.......damn you! You're such a link abuser. You're cut off from sending me links son!"
Duder 1: "Don't lie. You love my links."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
Get the link abuser mug.Duder 1: "Whoa! Is that your girl? I love the blue thing in her hair and her titties look so big."
Duder 2: "Yea, they do. But they aren't that big. They just look big in that pic."
Duder 1: "So this is her titty pic? Well, it's still nice anyway. I'd cut."
Duder 2: "Yea, they do. But they aren't that big. They just look big in that pic."
Duder 1: "So this is her titty pic? Well, it's still nice anyway. I'd cut."
by westfalia December 21, 2009
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