A move where one person is singing, but gets interrupted by another person hitting them over the head with something.
Duder: "Thanks for inviting me over for dinner. I've never known an Italian guy before. Can you sing me a song?"
Italian: "When-a the moon-a hits-a your eye, like a big-a" (smack!) "owww!!!"
Italian's Mom: "You shut up-a you!"
Italian: "Damn mom you hit over the head with a book! What the hell was that for?"
Duder: "Whoa dude! I've never seen a funnier sing-n-smack in my entire life."
Italian: "When-a the moon-a hits-a your eye, like a big-a" (smack!) "owww!!!"
Italian's Mom: "You shut up-a you!"
Italian: "Damn mom you hit over the head with a book! What the hell was that for?"
Duder: "Whoa dude! I've never seen a funnier sing-n-smack in my entire life."
by westfalia January 12, 2010
Get the sing-n-smackmug. A person that sends an excessive daily amount of hyperlinks to his buddies via instant message and/or email. Most link abusers don't have the best sense of humor and send you mindless, time-wasting crap.
Duder 1: "OMG! You have to check this out dude! So funny!"
Duder 2: "Dude fuck your links! If this is another Lolcat I'm gonna be pissed.......damn you! You're such a link abuser. You're cut off from sending me links son!"
Duder 1: "Don't lie. You love my links."
Duder 2: "Dude fuck your links! If this is another Lolcat I'm gonna be pissed.......damn you! You're such a link abuser. You're cut off from sending me links son!"
Duder 1: "Don't lie. You love my links."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
Get the link abusermug. Duder 1: "Oh you're Italian for real? Damn dude it must be pretty big then."
Duder 2: "Oh you know it. It's like 9 inches doggy."
Duder 1: "Oh snap! You straight up horsecock johnson!"
Duder 2: "I love you Americans."
Duder 2: "Oh you know it. It's like 9 inches doggy."
Duder 1: "Oh snap! You straight up horsecock johnson!"
Duder 2: "I love you Americans."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
Get the horsecock johnsonmug. Duder 1: "Whoa! Is that your girl? I love the blue thing in her hair and her titties look so big."
Duder 2: "Yea, they do. But they aren't that big. They just look big in that pic."
Duder 1: "So this is her titty pic? Well, it's still nice anyway. I'd cut."
Duder 2: "Yea, they do. But they aren't that big. They just look big in that pic."
Duder 1: "So this is her titty pic? Well, it's still nice anyway. I'd cut."
by westfalia December 21, 2009
Get the titty picmug. A rapper's most used line in various rap songs. Good rappers will find a way to squeeze their signature rhyme into multiple songs.
Duder 1: "How about this? 'I see your girl, she lookin my way. Later tonight I'll ride her like a sleigh'".
Duder 2: "Ha ha. Dude you used 'ride her like a sleigh' in three songs already. It's gonna be your signature rhyme."
Duder 1: "Protect ya neck!"
Duder 2: "Ha ha. Dude you used 'ride her like a sleigh' in three songs already. It's gonna be your signature rhyme."
Duder 1: "Protect ya neck!"
by westfalia January 08, 2010
Get the signature rhymemug. The person who eats the most of any type of burger or sandwich. Most competitions take place with anywhere between 3 - 5 guys and the burgers/sandwiches are usually off the $1 menu at a fast food restaurant.
Big Dude 1: "Ok, Cajuns on three, let's do this. 1, 2, 3!"
(all start chowing down)
Big Dude 2: "I'm done!"
Skinny Dude: "I'm done too!"
Big Dude 1: "Holy shit dude. I'm so full. I can't take that third one. I'm done."
Skinny Dude: "Yes! I can't believe I beat one of you."
Big Dude 2: "Yeah nice job. You're definitely the burger champ right now. Your skinny ass had an uphill battle all the way."
(all start chowing down)
Big Dude 2: "I'm done!"
Skinny Dude: "I'm done too!"
Big Dude 1: "Holy shit dude. I'm so full. I can't take that third one. I'm done."
Skinny Dude: "Yes! I can't believe I beat one of you."
Big Dude 2: "Yeah nice job. You're definitely the burger champ right now. Your skinny ass had an uphill battle all the way."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
Get the burger champmug. Duder 1: "So how was it with that asian girl last night?"
Duder 2: "Oh dude she had the stretchiest meat curtains I've ever seen. My face was all up in there for like an hour. I was so flap happy."
Duder 1: "You one sick mother, doggy."
Duder 2: "Oh dude she had the stretchiest meat curtains I've ever seen. My face was all up in there for like an hour. I was so flap happy."
Duder 1: "You one sick mother, doggy."
by westfalia December 15, 2009
Get the flap happymug.