westfalia's definitions

shexting

Sending picture(s) of your feces to your buddie(s) via picture message on your cell phone.

Duder 1: "Hey man did you get that pic I sent you this morning?"

Duder 2: "Fuck yea, that shit was a beast son! Thanks for shexting me that."

Duder 1: "There's plenty more where that came from."

by westfalia December 22, 2009

Chop-Flush

The act of squeezing your butthole closed tightly in an attempt to chop your turd in half as it exits your anus. To complete a successfull chop-flush you must flush right after your initial chop so you don't clog the shitter.

Man, the biggest turd came out of my ass the other day while at work. Good thing I did a chop-flush so I didn't clog the shitter!

by westfalia December 3, 2009

mom nom

A nomination for the hottest MILF ever seen.

Boy 1: "Wow dude your mom is so hot! Look at that ass."

Boy 2: "Yes, seriously dude. She's my mom nom of the millenium."

Boy 3: "Fuck you guys, that's my mom."

by westfalia December 15, 2009

native foreigner

A person that was born in the US, but spent a big portion of their life in a foreign country before coming back to the US. Native foreigners tend to act like real foreigners with US papers.

Duder 1: "So-a I come-a to this-a country with $5 and I am-a going to a make-a millions rapping."

Duder 2: "Dude were you born in Italy? You sound so foreign especially when you rap."

Duder 1: "No doggy, I was straight born in Miami son!"

Duder 2: "Damn! You are one native foreigner for sure doggy."

by westfalia February 1, 2010

road rhymin'

When a person, usually an aspiring rapper, is freestyling while on the road. Road rhymin' is most effective when accompanied by custom-made beats via in car CD or MP3 player.

Duder 1: "Oh dude I thought of the best rhyme today on the way home from work."

Duder 2: "You was road rhymin' again? Damn man, you gonna get yourself in an accident."

Duder 1: "Fuck all that son! I gots to rhyme!"

by westfalia January 11, 2010

repeat wardrobe

A person's extremely small collection (usually 3 or 4 pieces) of clothing that they wear every week. Most people with a repeat wardrobe get made fun of frequently.

Duder 1: "Look dude there's that Italian kid. He's wearing that damn blue shirt again."

Duder 2: "Yea man he's got the worst repeat wardrobe I've ever seen."

Duder 1: "Hey blue shirt kid! Come here, I got some Spanish homework I need help with."

by westfalia January 11, 2010

sicilian slide

When a guy slides down between the bed and the wall to hide from his girlfriend's incoming parent(s). This is most common with Sicilians because they are usually fucking girls they shouldn't be.

Foreigner: "Hey I tell you what, I almost got caught the other night. I had to slide down between the bed and the wall just before her parents came in."

Duder: "Whoa man, you did a sicilian slide? Damn, that's always a close call!"

by westfalia December 21, 2009