westfalia's definitions

pet drop-off

The act of ditching your current pet at your parent's house because you are tired of it and want to get a new one. Pet drop-offs are most commonly executed by kids who have parents that are pushovers.

Duder 1: "Yo mang, what happened to your suicidal beagle?"

Duder 2: "Oh you know playa, I had to leave him at my parent's right quick. I wanted to get these two cats anyway."

Duder 1: "Whoa dude that's harsh. You said goodbye after all those years by doing a pet drop-off? Damn!"

by westfalia April 14, 2010

package peaker

A guy that checks out another guy's package (dick and balls) to see how they stack up against his own. Package peaking most commonly takes place in gym locker rooms and public restrooms.

Duder 1: "What the fuck? Did you just look at my dick man?"

Duder 2: "No way, I ain't a package peaker dude."

Duder 1: "Yes you did! After I finish shaking my dick off, I'm gonna kick your ass."

by westfalia December 29, 2009

Blaggle

Used to convey a feeling of disgust or sickness. It is most commonly used as a sound effect for someone throwing up. Variations include 'BUHgaggle' which adds a powerful emphasis to your disgust and 'blaggly' which describes something disgusting.

Dude 1: "Last night while I was fucking that girl from the club I couldn't see my dick because her stomach rolls were covering it."

Dude 2: "Oh my god! Blaggle!"

Dude 1: "Whatever man she's so hot."

Dude 2: "I've never seen anything more blaggly in my life dude, sorry."

by westfalia December 10, 2009

booze bouncer

A powerful guy you tell to watch out for you and your buddies to make sure you don't get too fucked up drunk.

Duder 1: "Ok guys let's make sure we get at least 2 songs down when we jam this weekend."

Duder 2: "Yea for sure. I hope we don't get too fucked up though."

Duder 3: "Oh you know what we need? We need a booze bouncer! How about Rich?"

by westfalia January 19, 2010

suicide pause

A long period of painful, awkward silence when you're talking with your girl about something important. These long pauses make you seriously consider suicide.

Duder: "I don't want you to stop flirting with asian guys because of me, I just want you to understand how I feel"

Chica : "Yeah, I know"

*long silence*

Duder: "What are you thinking?"

Chica: "About what I should do"

*long silence*

Duder: "Damn, another suicide pause. Let's wrap this up before I go off the deep end."

by westfalia December 30, 2009

emeriltator

A person that imitates Emeril Lagasse while they are cooking. Examples include: throwing a kitchen towel over their shoulder and yelling "Bam!" every time they add spices and seasonings to things.

Duder 1: "Smells good dude. Why do you have that towel on your shoulder?"

Duder 2: "What am I supposed to do with it man? Hold on gotta add some oregano.....BAM!"

Duder 3: "You're pretty much an emeriltator dude."

by westfalia December 11, 2009

weed mentor

A person in your life (usually older than you by a few years) that takes you under their wing and teaches you all they know about marijuana. Lessons include: 'how to smoke', 'how to roll a joint', 'how to satisfy the munchies' and 'how to make your own bong'.

Duder 1: "So what are we doing here at your friends place?"

Duder 2: "Check this."

Duder 1: "Whoa dude is that what I think it is? I don't know how to use that."

Duder 2: "Don't worry man, I'll be your weed mentor."

by westfalia January 13, 2010