westfalia's definitions

homeless beat down escape

When you barely get away from getting your ass kicked by a homeless person.

Duder 1: "Hey broke ass! What you gonna do? Nice ratty ass wife beater. Go beg for change son!"

Duder 2: "Holy shit dude he's coming right for you. We can't get away dude, I'm pumping gas."

Homeless Dude: "What the fuck did you say man? I'll kick your ass."

Duder 1: "Me? Nothing man. I'd never talk shit to you. I didn't say anything dude."

Duder 2: "Holy shit that homeless guy was ripped. He would have beat the shit out of you. Nice homeless beat down escape though."

Duder 1: "Fuck dude why did you stop for gas? I almost died. And you would have just laughed you dickety!"

by westfalia January 19, 2010

neglectful MMORPGer

A person that spends 99.9% of their free time playing MMORPGs (Massively-Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Games) such as Everquest and World of Warcraft. It is common for neglectful MMORPGers to forget about their family and friends.

Kid: "Damn dad quit being a dick. You've been ignoring mom all day."

Dad: "What the hell are you talking about? I'm in the middle of a raid. Leave me alone kid."

Kid: "You're such a neglectful MMORPGer."

by westfalia December 18, 2009

fauxcation line

When a guy tells a girl that he's taking the summer off from working with some company, when he is actually unemployed.

Duder 1: "What did you tell that fine bitch at the club last night?"

Duder 2: "Oh dude I told her I was taking the summer off from MS."

Duder 1: "Wow dude, you gave her the old fauxcation line? Damn, you better hope she doesn't find out your ass in unemployed and broke son!"

by westfalia December 22, 2009

stone-perfect environment

A place or situation with surroundings or events that would be better experienced high on marijuana. Some common stone-perfect environments include your local fair, the airport, the DMV/DOL and your place of employment.

Duder 1: "Why are we waiting in the parking lot?"

Duder 2: "Cuz me and Rich gotta blaze it up first dude. You down?"

Duder 1: "Sure I guess."

Rich: "That a boy!"

Duder 1: "Dude the fair is like the stone-perfect environment. Watch out dude there's some leprechauns!"

Duder 2: "Shut up man! I'm tripping balls right now."

by westfalia January 13, 2010

shady bff

A best friend that is acting strange and seems to be hiding something from you.

Duder 1: "So, dude I'm moving in with my girlfriend in a couple months. I couldn't hang out on Saturday because we were looking at apartments."

Duder 2: "You son of a bitch! I knew something was going on. You were totally acting like a shady bff."

Duder 1: "Ha ha yeah dude sorry. I was going to tell you, I just didn't want you to get mad!"

by westfalia January 26, 2010

corporate insider

A friend or acquaintance that works inside a big corporation and is willing to give you sensitive information.

Duder 1: "Oh snap! You can look up the CEO's email? What is it?"

Duder 2: "Let me check.......ok got it. It's [e-mail]."

Duder 1: "Sweet! I'm gonna go sign him up for some penis enhancements and post that shit on FaceBook. Thanks for being my corporate insider."

by westfalia January 28, 2010

sicilian slide

When a guy slides down between the bed and the wall to hide from his girlfriend's incoming parent(s). This is most common with Sicilians because they are usually fucking girls they shouldn't be.

Foreigner: "Hey I tell you what, I almost got caught the other night. I had to slide down between the bed and the wall just before her parents came in."

Duder: "Whoa man, you did a sicilian slide? Damn, that's always a close call!"

by westfalia December 21, 2009