westfalia's definitions

sex schedule

Predetermined and consistent sexual intercourse.

Duder 1: "Dude I just realized that me and my girl fuck every other day! Crazy huh?"

Duder 2: "Damn! That's a sweet ass sex schedule, especially if you're getting some spur of the moment sex on top of that."

by westfalia January 29, 2010

tax return payday

The day you receive your tax return money.

Duder 1: "Dude black people hate me. I'm only gettin $135 back on my taxes this year."

Duder 2: "Say what? Dude I'm gettin' $1800! You fucked up."

Duder 1: "$1800! Damn that's a fat tax return payday doggy."

by westfalia March 12, 2010

cum sick

The feeling of sickness girls get after swallowing too much sperm. Most often followed by throwing up and refusing to swallow a load again. Some girls get cum sick after swallowing their very first load of sperm.

Duder: "Awwww fuck yeaaaahhhh!!! Take that girl!"

Chica: "Oh!" (swallows) "Whoa.... that tasted like..... raw eggs....."

Duder: "You ok? You look a little cum sick girl."

Chica: (throws up all over the place)

Duder: "Fucking nasty! Peace bitch, don't call me ever again."

by westfalia December 29, 2009

frat five

A loud high five shared by two dudes, typically following each one of them shouting "nice!". The frat five was made popular by frat boys.

Duder 1: "Yo dude, did you see that chicks ass? That thing's bangin'!"

Duder 2: "Yea it is! Nice!"

Duder 1: "Nice!"

*slap*

Duder 3: "Really guys? You just did a frat five in public?"

by westfalia May 3, 2010

flash of guilt

When a person flashes 2 or more other people out of guilt. This is mostly done with peer pressure and in situations where one of the flashees is about to move away.

Duder 1: "C'mon dude show us your dick. It's legendary. And Garrett is going to move away soon. You'll never see him again."

Duder 2: "Fuck no!"

Garrett: "C'mon dude, I'll never see you again."

Duder 2: "Ok...."

Duder 1: "Yes! Flash of guilt works everytime!"

by westfalia January 4, 2010

burger champ

The person who eats the most of any type of burger or sandwich. Most competitions take place with anywhere between 3 - 5 guys and the burgers/sandwiches are usually off the $1 menu at a fast food restaurant.

Big Dude 1: "Ok, Cajuns on three, let's do this. 1, 2, 3!"

(all start chowing down)

Big Dude 2: "I'm done!"

Skinny Dude: "I'm done too!"

Big Dude 1: "Holy shit dude. I'm so full. I can't take that third one. I'm done."

Skinny Dude: "Yes! I can't believe I beat one of you."

Big Dude 2: "Yeah nice job. You're definitely the burger champ right now. Your skinny ass had an uphill battle all the way."

by westfalia January 13, 2010

signature rhyme

A rapper's most used line in various rap songs. Good rappers will find a way to squeeze their signature rhyme into multiple songs.

Duder 1: "How about this? 'I see your girl, she lookin my way. Later tonight I'll ride her like a sleigh'".

Duder 2: "Ha ha. Dude you used 'ride her like a sleigh' in three songs already. It's gonna be your signature rhyme."

Duder 1: "Protect ya neck!"

by westfalia January 8, 2010