westfalia's definitions

frat five

A loud high five shared by two dudes, typically following each one of them shouting "nice!". The frat five was made popular by frat boys.

Duder 1: "Yo dude, did you see that chicks ass? That thing's bangin'!"

Duder 2: "Yea it is! Nice!"

Duder 1: "Nice!"

*slap*

Duder 3: "Really guys? You just did a frat five in public?"

by westfalia May 3, 2010

flash of guilt

When a person flashes 2 or more other people out of guilt. This is mostly done with peer pressure and in situations where one of the flashees is about to move away.

Duder 1: "C'mon dude show us your dick. It's legendary. And Garrett is going to move away soon. You'll never see him again."

Duder 2: "Fuck no!"

Garrett: "C'mon dude, I'll never see you again."

Duder 2: "Ok...."

Duder 1: "Yes! Flash of guilt works everytime!"

by westfalia January 4, 2010

brizzle browsin'

Browsing any social network site (especially MySpace) for hot women with no intention other than to check out their skeezy pictures.

"I was brizzle browsin' for like 4 hours yesterday and saw that slutty girl from our high school"

by Westfalia June 25, 2009

taskbar cover up

When a person quickly covers their computer screen taskbar with their index finger, hiding its contents from someone else. Most commonly used by people who live with their parents and can't stop looking at internet porn.

Duder 1: "Did I tell you that my dad almost caught me last night? I had to do a taskbar cover up to hide my porn from him."

Duder 2: "What? Didn't you look like a jackass with your finger on the screen the whole time?"

Duder 1: "Yeah, he knew what was up. I should have just told him to get out so I could jerk it. He's cool like that."

by westfalia December 21, 2009

yearbook insider

A person on the high school yearbook staff that is capable of rigging the 'best of' yearbook content.

Duder 1: "How the fuck did you win best eyes? I have way better eyes than you do!"

Duder 2: "Dude you know my girl is on the yearbook staff. Hella rigged them shits."

Duder 1: "That bitch is your yearbook insider? Damn, I demand a recount."

by westfalia December 21, 2009

favor from above

A favor from above is completed when you are perched high above your friends wedding with a sniper rifle and pick him off the altar just before he weds his fiance. This is most commonly done because you can't stand the bitch he's going to marry and you need to put your friend out of his indefinite misery.

Duder 1: "Damn dude can't belive the big day is next week. Is she letting you have a bachelor party?"

Duder 2: "No, she said I can't have one. But she's having like three bachelorette parties."

Duder 1: "Wow dude you're miserable. Hopefully you'll receive a favor from above next week..."

by westfalia December 22, 2009

raid nerd

A loser that loves raids and will thoroughly explain what a raid is to anybody that doesn't know.

Duder 1: "So your dad does what all day? Raids on WOW? What the hell is that?"

Duder 2: "So you can go to these hella difficult areas and you need hella people to go with you, then you all coordinate your attacks and shit and you have to be alert like the whole damn time and you cant leave the group for like hours. All that just for the chance that you might get something nice out of the dead bodies."

Duder 1: "Damn I didn't need to know that you raid nerd. Ha ha I still love you though."

by westfalia February 9, 2010