westfalia's definitions

cum sick

The feeling of sickness girls get after swallowing too much sperm. Most often followed by throwing up and refusing to swallow a load again. Some girls get cum sick after swallowing their very first load of sperm.

Duder: "Awwww fuck yeaaaahhhh!!! Take that girl!"

Chica: "Oh!" (swallows) "Whoa.... that tasted like..... raw eggs....."

Duder: "You ok? You look a little cum sick girl."

Chica: (throws up all over the place)

Duder: "Fucking nasty! Peace bitch, don't call me ever again."

by westfalia December 29, 2009

marinara season

Alternate term for the bloody days of the female menstrual cycle. Most commonly used in public places.

Duder 1: "Yo man did you get laid last night?"

Duder 2: "No doggy, it's marinara season."

Duder 1: "Oh snap! That sucks."

by westfalia December 18, 2009

tax return payday

The day you receive your tax return money.

Duder 1: "Dude black people hate me. I'm only gettin $135 back on my taxes this year."

Duder 2: "Say what? Dude I'm gettin' $1800! You fucked up."

Duder 1: "$1800! Damn that's a fat tax return payday doggy."

by westfalia March 12, 2010

favor from above

A favor from above is completed when you are perched high above your friends wedding with a sniper rifle and pick him off the altar just before he weds his fiance. This is most commonly done because you can't stand the bitch he's going to marry and you need to put your friend out of his indefinite misery.

Duder 1: "Damn dude can't belive the big day is next week. Is she letting you have a bachelor party?"

Duder 2: "No, she said I can't have one. But she's having like three bachelorette parties."

Duder 1: "Wow dude you're miserable. Hopefully you'll receive a favor from above next week..."

by westfalia December 22, 2009

yearbook insider

A person on the high school yearbook staff that is capable of rigging the 'best of' yearbook content.

Duder 1: "How the fuck did you win best eyes? I have way better eyes than you do!"

Duder 2: "Dude you know my girl is on the yearbook staff. Hella rigged them shits."

Duder 1: "That bitch is your yearbook insider? Damn, I demand a recount."

by westfalia December 21, 2009

nagging ammunition

Failures and let downs in your buddy's life which, if mentioned in front of his mother, would produce a nagging tirade.

Duder 1: "So Mrs. G, I heard your son dropped out of college?"

Mrs. G: "Don't even get me started! How come your girlfriend is getting her second degree when you can't even get one? Don't you know how important an education is?"

Duder 2: "Yes, mom I do. Thanks a lot you dick. Like I don't hear that enough without your help."

Duder 1: "I'd just like to say thank you to your life for providing me so much nagging ammunition."

by westfalia January 13, 2010

taskbar cover up

When a person quickly covers their computer screen taskbar with their index finger, hiding its contents from someone else. Most commonly used by people who live with their parents and can't stop looking at internet porn.

Duder 1: "Did I tell you that my dad almost caught me last night? I had to do a taskbar cover up to hide my porn from him."

Duder 2: "What? Didn't you look like a jackass with your finger on the screen the whole time?"

Duder 1: "Yeah, he knew what was up. I should have just told him to get out so I could jerk it. He's cool like that."

by westfalia December 21, 2009