by westfalia December 13, 2009
An alternate term for going down on a guy. Most commonly used when talking to someone in a public place.
Chica 1: "I heard you gave that buff guy in gym class microwave last night."
Chica 2: "Yeah he didn't last long, I've had a lot of practice."
Chica 2: "Yeah he didn't last long, I've had a lot of practice."
by westfalia December 11, 2009
Duder 1: "Ha ha I can't believe he stepped on that burning bag full of dog shit."
Duder 2: "I know, that trick is classic as fuck."
Duder 1: "All right, let's go, we got 15 more houses to hit."
Duder 2: "I know, that trick is classic as fuck."
Duder 1: "All right, let's go, we got 15 more houses to hit."
by westfalia December 21, 2009
The time early on in a new relationship where a man or woman will do anything to see their gilfriend or boyfriend. You can tell a person is in their sprung phase if they get jealous of their gilfriend or boyfriend's ex, drop in on their gilfriend or boyfriend at work or can't stop showing pictures of their new girlfriend or boyfriend to every one they know.
Duder 1: "Check out my new girl's facebook. She's so hot huh?"
Duder 2: "Sure dude, whatever you say. I'm not into the asians like you are."
Duder 1: "What? Everybody else said she's such an upgrade. Wanna go visit her? She works at Macy's."
Duder 2: "Whoa, you just want to drop in on her? You're definitely still in the sprung phase."
Duder 2: "Sure dude, whatever you say. I'm not into the asians like you are."
Duder 1: "What? Everybody else said she's such an upgrade. Wanna go visit her? She works at Macy's."
Duder 2: "Whoa, you just want to drop in on her? You're definitely still in the sprung phase."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
Duder: "So here's a picture of my roommate. Well, it's of his ass anyway, it's the hairiest thing I've ever seen."
Chica: "Whoa! That is hairy! I'll never be able to get that out of my mind. That's probably the worst still introduction ever."
Chica: "Whoa! That is hairy! I'll never be able to get that out of my mind. That's probably the worst still introduction ever."
by westfalia December 22, 2009
Duder 1: "Oh you're Italian for real? Damn dude it must be pretty big then."
Duder 2: "Oh you know it. It's like 9 inches doggy."
Duder 1: "Oh snap! You straight up horsecock johnson!"
Duder 2: "I love you Americans."
Duder 2: "Oh you know it. It's like 9 inches doggy."
Duder 1: "Oh snap! You straight up horsecock johnson!"
Duder 2: "I love you Americans."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
Duder 1: "Yo dude did you see the girl I went home with last night?"
Duder 2: "Yeah boi! She was so hot."
Duder 1: "Well anyway, I get to her place and we start making out. Then, her roommate comes home, who is f*cking smoking hot by the way, and she joins in! I railed both those sweet asses for like 3 hours!"
Duder 2: "Holy shit! That's one epic fuck doggy! I bet that'll be #1 in your spank bank for a long time."
Duder 2: "Yeah boi! She was so hot."
Duder 1: "Well anyway, I get to her place and we start making out. Then, her roommate comes home, who is f*cking smoking hot by the way, and she joins in! I railed both those sweet asses for like 3 hours!"
Duder 2: "Holy shit! That's one epic fuck doggy! I bet that'll be #1 in your spank bank for a long time."
by westfalia October 06, 2010