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Duder 1: "Dude don't you remember? You thought that girl was hot in 9th grade, but she had really hairy arms."
Duder 2: "What? Are you sure?"
Duder 1: "Yea dude, that's why you backed off."
Duder 2: "Shit you're right. Damn your elephant memory."
Duder 2: "What? Are you sure?"
Duder 1: "Yea dude, that's why you backed off."
Duder 2: "Shit you're right. Damn your elephant memory."
by westfalia December 21, 2009
Get the elephant memory mug.Any canine that destroys your place while you are away. The most common casualties of dog the demolisher include window drapes, windowsills, walls, coffee tables and blinds.
Duder 1: "Holy fuck dude what happened to all your shit?"
Duder 2: "My damn border collie chewed the shit out of my drapes and tore some paint off the walls. This shit is going to cost me like $500 bucks to fix."
Duder 1: "Damn, you got yourself dog the demolisher right there dude."
Duder 2: "My damn border collie chewed the shit out of my drapes and tore some paint off the walls. This shit is going to cost me like $500 bucks to fix."
Duder 1: "Damn, you got yourself dog the demolisher right there dude."
by westfalia January 11, 2010
Get the dog the demolisher mug.The people you invite (usually your best friends) to one of your family get togethers who end up making an ass out of you and ruining the party.
Duder: "What are you doing with that squirt gun?"
Crasher 1: "You're uncle is going down son!"
Crasher 2: "Oh my god dude! You hit him right in the face while he was talking! Run dude run!"
Duder: "Shit guys, get the hell out of here quick. He grabbed some baked beans. I think he's gonna pour them on your car!"
Crasher 2: "Can't believe u had the balls to do that dude."
Crasher 1: "I know, are we the best family get together crashers or what?"
Crasher 1: "You're uncle is going down son!"
Crasher 2: "Oh my god dude! You hit him right in the face while he was talking! Run dude run!"
Duder: "Shit guys, get the hell out of here quick. He grabbed some baked beans. I think he's gonna pour them on your car!"
Crasher 2: "Can't believe u had the balls to do that dude."
Crasher 1: "I know, are we the best family get together crashers or what?"
by westfalia January 13, 2010
Get the family get together crashers mug.When multiple, powerful black police officers beat the crap out of a white guy on the street while they are being filmed.
Duder 1: "Oh snap dude look over there. That redneck is getting his ass kicked by LAPD."
Duder 2: "Yea boy! Good thing I got my camera with me. Let's go get this reverse rodney on film."
Duder 1: "Word doggy, word."
Duder 2: "Yea boy! Good thing I got my camera with me. Let's go get this reverse rodney on film."
Duder 1: "Word doggy, word."
by westfalia January 20, 2010
Get the reverse rodney mug.Duder 1: "So the other day I went into Foot Locker and saw a girl working there so I thought it was Lady Foot Locker, but it turns out it wasn't."
Duder 2: "Wow dude, thanks for that nowhere story."
Duder 2: "Wow dude, thanks for that nowhere story."
by westfalia December 16, 2009
Get the nowhere story mug.A term used when talking about sexual intercourse. It's most effective when paired with pelvic thrusting and pumping of the arms.
Dude 1: "Hey man did you gibbit gibbit that girl last night?" (while thrusting pelvis and pumping arms)
Dude 2: "Hell yeah that ass was juicy!"
Dude 2: "Hell yeah that ass was juicy!"
by westfalia December 9, 2009
Get the Gibbit Gibbit mug.When a guy slides down between the bed and the wall to hide from his girlfriend's incoming parent(s). This is most common with Sicilians because they are usually fucking girls they shouldn't be.
Foreigner: "Hey I tell you what, I almost got caught the other night. I had to slide down between the bed and the wall just before her parents came in."
Duder: "Whoa man, you did a sicilian slide? Damn, that's always a close call!"
Duder: "Whoa man, you did a sicilian slide? Damn, that's always a close call!"
by westfalia December 21, 2009
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