whipping baby

serial scapegoat - someone who always gets the blame for stuff.

- I've had it up to here with being Mona's whipping baby.
- Fuck her.
- That may have been part of the problem.

by selmabouvier December 19, 2003

growler

Heavily hairy minge. From Avid Merrion's portrayal of Lorraine Kelly in Channel 4's Bo' Selecta.

- Can you see me growler?

Alternatively:
- So did she have a real growler?

by selmabouvier December 19, 2003

dinner cruise

walking round the supermarket, at around 6-7pm, trying to decide which ready meal to have for dinner

- Up for a dinner cruise?
- Happy Shopper or Co-Op?
- Whatever, I'm starving, let's go.

by selmabouvier December 19, 2003

thank you

shit song by dido - eminem seemed to like it though

and iiiiiiii want to thaaaaaaank you...

by selmabouvier December 19, 2003

trekking the Sahara

in the midst of a really big sexual drought. tearing the labels off items everywhere. no sign of sex anywhere. definitely not on the friendship horizon, or anywhere else.

- Jeez, you're shaking.
- I know, I know.
- Jim Beam Hand?
- God no. Trekking the Sahara. Three months.
- Good Lord! I'll mercyfuck you if I have to!

by selmabouvier December 19, 2003

Crushanator

New word for "munter" or even "minger" (archaic). From the decidedly non-sexy robot in "Futurama."

- Jeeeesus she is a reeal crushanator.
- Nah, she just munts. Mings, you know? Oh... right.

by selmabouvier December 19, 2003

mercyfuck

Fucking someone because you feel deeply sorry for them. Meaning has also extended to include fucking because you feel sorry for yourself. Could be the perfect present for someone trekking the Sahara.

- So you mercyfucked Jody?
- Yeah, she's a munter and I had to have the lights out but she was so damn grateful, it was kinda cute.

by selmabouvier December 19, 2003