19 definitions by selmabouvier

funk button

clitoris - it's telling me "Definition is too short" but that's all there is

by selmabouvier December 19, 2003

Heavily hairy minge. From Avid Merrion's portrayal of Lorraine Kelly in Channel 4's Bo' Selecta.

- Can you see me growler?

Alternatively:
- So did she have a real growler?

by selmabouvier December 19, 2003

shit song by dido - eminem seemed to like it though

and iiiiiiii want to thaaaaaaank you...

by selmabouvier December 19, 2003

walking round the supermarket, at around 6-7pm, trying to decide which ready meal to have for dinner

- Up for a dinner cruise?
- Happy Shopper or Co-Op?
- Whatever, I'm starving, let's go.

by selmabouvier December 19, 2003

a night you will never remember, phone numbers you will never ring, 90 per cent bruising and a ravished bank account.

- Fancy a quick drink?
- Sure...

the next evening

- Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

by selmabouvier December 19, 2003